User:The Relentless Haberdashers
 'The Habers who Dash without Relent' or 'The Constant Hatmakers'
 Alternate Name Ideas
Name ideas included "Pterodactyl Dyke Brigade" and "^^/^." Many name ideas were shot down.
Failed Expedition on the 5th. We still left a mark.
Successful Expedition on the 7th. No absolute proof, we've not yet got a good GPS unit. Left a huge monument on a ranch. Discovered love for sentence fragments.
 Recent News
March 11, Sean's suitemate Evan has a GPS unit.