XKCD-SUCKS
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A "channel" "devoted" to the "readers" of the XKCDSucks blog. We love you.
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[edit] "Channel" rules
- No take-backsies.
- No give-backsies.
- No listening to Seth or Frowzie.
- No paying attention.
- No fatphobia.
- No crying.
- No EBG13.
- No "irony".
- No linking to Tumblr.
- No exclamation marks, even upside-down ones.
- No u.
- Mandatory talking about silent robs.
- By talking in the channel, you agree that dogs are hella lame.
[edit] List of running truths
- Rob is the fattest.
- Frowzie is drunk and fat.
- Everyone is incredibly successful
- Ann no longer toils fruitlessly at cambridge. He is still fat and useless though, and everyone still hates him.
- T_A is bound to lose. Also fat.
- Seth edits his own description and loves Homestuck. What a loser.
- Channel is a chasm of self pity and despair.
- This page is important.
- The Lord does not work in mysterious ways, except insofar as it involves Crimbly.
[edit] List of relevant URLs
[edit] "Channel" Manifest Chanifest no, fuck you
We are a bunch of rad dudes installing linux on skateboards. Here's our gear lineup.
| Name | Skateboard | Linux | Incontinent |
|---|---|---|---|
| Annapolis | Smith & Wesson 30" 64bit | Debian 6.06 | Engle-land |
| Rob-sothoth | Hi-tops | OS/2 Fat | THEM |
| Skanker | Nambu 14 | Windows ME | JAPAN?? |
| Seth | Unreal Air | ILIOS | US |
| JWC | Tokarev TT | BKUNIX | RU |
| Froward | CPS2700 | Ubuntu | US |
| Priority_Kitten | Mirrorboard/LEGO Custom | OSX/CentOS | Land of the Engles |
| slav | Cheesegrater | AmigaOS | Slavia |
| Joe | OG Kush | Windows 3.11 | A submarine |
| Ravenzomg | Speed Deemonz Checker Custom | Windows 95 | Ontario |
| Ananke | The Fatmeister | Jitterbug | Da Block |
| The_autodidact | Darkstar Rabid Yellow | Gentoo | Community College |
| Kat Pope | Globe Blazer Pink | OpenOffice 4.5 | West Texas |
| Filly | Crackerstar Express | AndroidOS 0.9 | The Deepest South |
| Muad | World Industries Cruisn' Cruiser | Yellow Hat Linux | Heaven |
| Sean | Vanilla Green Machine Inline Speed Skates | Windows 8 | Hell |
| Mno | Step2 Extreme Coaster Rollercoaster | Furbuntu | Northern Lands |
[edit] List of people that aren't here but I wish were here
- ALTF
- MrQBear
- pissmop
- William Monty Hughes
- capn
- aloria
- puddle
- airtank
Crimbly- joannac
[edit] List of Sethites
- ananke
- jn
- egypt
- mno
- Euclidian
- some other people
[edit] How to bag yourself a seaman
- You're going to need a big paper bag.
