XKCD-LOVE/Disclaimer
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As this is a love advice channel, we would like to add a page detailing our disclaimers to anyone who is receiving advice. Anyone who gives advice and would like to add a disclaimer to what they say, please add it here.
You may also want to refer to the general site disclaimer.
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[edit] Base Disclaimer
We're all random people online. None of us are experts. Attempt At your own risk. Product may contain nuts. May not be legal in Utah. ???. PROFIT.
[edit] Lenary
None of what I say is guaranteed to work. Try it, but you do so at your own risk. In fact, i might go so far as to say it probably won't work. You may need a serving of common sense added to my advice -- it doesn't always work. If it does work, you owe me either cookies, chocolate covered caramel popcorn, or a chocolate covered female clown stripper depending on my current mood. please consult me as to my charge
[edit] AntiFish
The AntiFish got out of a bad relationship a bit ago, and may be accused of being a bitterfish. Will general not consider wanting something badly as a good excuse. Will give you a cold, logical look at the situation and possible results. Resistant to fire, weak to cookies.
[edit] freelancer
Has never been in a relationship. Always consult your doctor before taking his advice. Failure to do so may cause cancer.
Known side effects of taking him seriously: Sex and/or head injuries (unconfirmed).
If you do choose to take his advice and find it helpful you owe him a cookie, preferably one containing chocolate and/or nuts. One exception, and you know who you are. You owe him a hug instead.
freelancer in popular culture: Nothing yet. Will most likely star in one or more holy books, but they may take several hundred years to gain widespread acceptance.
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