XKCD-LOVE/Bases
Behold, The ENTIRE Base system:
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[edit] Base 0.5
Masturbation
[edit] Base 1
Kissing the other person (Randall)
[edit] Base 2
Hands Under the Shirt and/or Licking the other person (Randall)
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[edit] Base 3
Oral Sex with the other person (Randall)
NOTE: Formerly Hands in the pants of the other person
[edit] Base 4 (Home Run)
Full on sex with the other person
[edit] Base 5
Anal sex with the other person (iva)
[edit] Base 6
Anal sex without the lube with the other person (iva)
[edit] Base 7
Sitting on the other person's shoulder like a parrot (stiglet)
[edit] Base 8
Passing out drunk with the other person (Selig)
[edit] Base 9
A: Snorting coke off the other person's belly (Selig)
B: Snorting cake off the other person's belly (CaptainPlatypus)
[edit] Base 10
Wearing the other person like a hat (signpost)
[edit] Base 11
Fisting while your boss thinks you're at the accountant's office (iva)
[edit] Base 12
Double penetration in your principal's office while Rick Astley is watching (iva)
[edit] Base 64
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