1. LIGHTEN UP; DARKEN DOWN
2. If it's funny, it's okay
π. Speed limit
No exceeding the speed of light. If you do, don't tell anybody.
5. Be excellent to each other
And party on.
6. Pay no attention to
that man behind the curtain. [That's what she said!]
7. These aren't the droids you're looking for.
8. Rule four is silly.
9. 
The indefinite integral of x is π + C.
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☠. Make your articles findable
Name articles with short words, preferably no spaces. Use ALL CAPS only for pages about channels. Put pages in an appropriate category, so that other people can find them. Share and enjoy.
The snowman dictates that all rules are null and void while they contain periods