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Hermiene was truly born when she died. Hermiene used to be a disgruntled 22-year-old man living in a basement apartment, and the Hermiene inside him was released when he died in his bathroom under auto-erotic asphyxiation circumstances. Hermiene then quickly transcorporated to the 'net where she now looms, planning and plotting and scheming.