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Contents 1 Use 2 Calibration 3 See also

Like a Shoofle, but with 3" webbed risers and a self-lubing chassis.

[edit] Use

When glenching, make sure the safety is ON: unsafe glenching can lead to injury or death.

[edit] Calibration

A standard alpha-torque wrench is sufficient to allow glenching within 2 MOA. A positive-torsion alignment guide is recommended to insure vector cleanliness.

If your glench fails to remain upright, it may require derumination to function properly. Open, (but do not remove!) the lid to access temporary storage. Remove the rum. Replace the rum with orange juice or gatorade. Unit may require rehydration or love before returning to 100% stability.

[edit] See also

• Librarium
• Shoofle
• heart thunder