User:Fredd

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1:1 Temperance and homicide in all things

1:2 Murder those who would defy you.

1:3 Poop on your enemies, and they will fear you.

1:4 Lather, rinse, maim.

1:5 A man is never happier than when he has two knives.

1:6 You are most vulnerable when you poop or sleep.

1:7 No makeup makes you look nearly as gorgeous as the blood of your enemies smeared across your face.

1:8 There is no greater victory than when your enemies destroy themselves.

2:1 The cyberjew agenda is unknowable.

2:2 Do not trust those who claim this is not true.

2:3 The 2012 opening ceremony was an occult ritual thinly disguised as a major sporting event. When the 23 ton bell was struck, the ruling bloodlines officially declared the beginning of their esoteric New World Order.

2:4 Rush Limbaugh is the secret third member of Insane Clown Posse

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