User:Fredd
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[edit] Unit Overview
[edit] Unit Description
My name is Fred, I used to go by Fredd but now I go by Frowardd. I am sometimes called a troll. My behavioral operatives range from "don't be a dick" to "commit fully to any sort of combat". I try to make a policy of stopping a particular action if someone asks NICELY, if the action has no great purpose. Sometimes I forget this. I forget a lot of things, including names, faces, dates: if I forget you, please do not take it personally. If you have a feature request, please submit it in a timely and professional manner. I will correct bugs as I am able.
[edit] Behavioral Logistics
I occasionally get obsessed/defensive of bucket/this wiki/atheism. This is completely normal, I usually will get bored and move on to something else.
[edit] Defense In Case of Targetting Error
[edit] I am never wrong
Never.
[edit] And even if I was
I'm an unstoppable, hip-hoppable, mind-droppable force. I right wrongs, and sing songs, and I'm hung like a horse. Bow down, all you mighty, in fear and in awe: I'm a badass motherfucker and I serve the righteous LOL. Word.
[edit] Word up
to your mothercats.
[edit] Unit Operation Records
[edit] 03:14, 18 October 2008 (UTC)
Can't connect to foonetic without SSL, or I get peer resets. SSL breaks upon connections. My reign of terror is effectively ended.
[edit] 02:27, 10 August 2008 (UTC)
Mewyn is no longer a decent human being and given the opportunity I would force him to eat his own eyeballs. He keeps banning and kicking me for no reason. IRC is not serious business but come on! LOGIC!
[edit] 02:22, 10 August 2008 (UTC)
Thunderstorms! I am not a fan. I was banned from #xkcd for satirizing a thunderstorm. Then unbanned. Then re-banned for contributing. I am so confused.
I love Shoofle and Glench, and Mewyn is a decent human being, but the nazis were also human.
[edit] 15:38, 7 July 2008 (UTC)
I am unbanned! And creature denies the existence of a ban. It's kind of like the holocaust, and creature is a group of middle aged white males with pointy white hats and nothing better to do. Ha ha, I'm just kidding. creature is actually only one person.
[edit] 21:34, 6 July 2008 (UTC)
Banned from #xkcd for saying "jewnigger". I still <3 creature! Also banned from #pugglewump for no discernible reason.
I now do freelance work in #xkcd-love, #geohashing and #xkcd-signal. If your work is time-sensitive, please give at least one month's notice before the deadline. Half the fee is due two weeks before scheduled contract fulfillment, the remainder of the fee is due within one week afterwards.
[edit] 20:02, 29 June 2008 (UTC)
As a sign of my change, I am now known (primarily) as Frowardd. I might still be on as Freudd or Fredd every now and again.
[edit] 17:28, 29 June 2008 (UTC)
Today I discovered Erotic Falconry (NSFW). I am a changed man. My life can never be the same.
[edit] 01:04, 24 June 2008 (UTC)
I'm totally not banned, just paranoid! Guys I'm sorry I didn't mean for this to come across as blog-ish. ITS NOT A BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG. It's just me.
Also the issue was SSL shit. God DAMN it Foonetic! GET IT TOGETHER MAN.
[edit] 01:00, 16 June 2008 (UTC)
I guess I've been banned from foonetic? :(
log has been removed for space-conservation. space is limited: compress the planet! FREE THE WHALES!
[edit] 00:36, 11 June 2008 (UTC)
I am experimenting with WASTE, for luls. It has chat, filesharing, and other crap all rolled into one. It looks neat. Apparently you might need my key, to connect?
key removed, partly for space but mostly because this shit is bananas. Bee aye ehn aye nannas.
| ☠ | Fredd is a pretty cool guy | Playtime! Talktime! Plantime! |
| But he wishes you wouldn't shout so loudly |
