The Internet

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SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS

~ Jimbo Wales on the internet

NOT-SO-SERIOUS BUSINESS. ABOUT FUCKING.

~ Fictional Jimbo Wales on the internet

if I type under 55 WPM, the internet goes down

~ xkcd

[edit] A layman's overview of "Net Neutrality"

This tub can be filled.

They Techno-communists Ninjas want to deliver fling vast amounts shitloads of information pornography over the internet pornonets. And the internet wobonet is not something you just dump something on pour shit in. It's not a truck two-buck hooker.

It's an a series row of tubes tubs.

And if you don't understand those tubes tubs can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message dick in, it gets in line pissed off and its going to be delayed by mad as hell at anyone that puts into that tube it's truck enormous amounts assbuckets of material jizz, enormous amounts dickloads of material babies.