Spork quotes

Spork Quotes is a meme that started when Randall misinterpreted something Spork said. You can find the full list in the bowels of Bucket.

<Spork> is there a deadjournal for super emo people?

Randall saw this as "Is there a site like deadjournal but for super emo people?" Spork meant "Does deadjournal, a site like livejournal but for super emo people, exist?"

Then, slander.

<Spork> DS9 is about as good as TNG and way better than TOS
<Spork> Make fun of Scientology all you want but at least it helps people.
<Spork> The problem with atheism is that it encourages Satanism.
<Spork> Peak Oil is centuries away.
<Spork> Of course you can't get vim for Windows -- it already has Word.
<Spork> I'm a big fan of Hitler.
<Spork> Serenity was a total ripoff of Firefly.
<Spork> Nobody has the intention to build a wall!
<Spork> The pensions are secure.
<Spork> Wollt ihr den totalen Krieg?
<Spork> All programming languages before C could only be used on Windows.
<Spork> Vista isn't really that bad.
<Spork> Where can I download ubuntu for XP?
<Spork> "It's" always needs an apostrophe."Its" isn't a word.

See also

• Spork
• real Spork quotes