Shoofle

Like a Glench, but with extra mayonnaise and roller-locked containment unit.^{[citation needed]}

Use

Apply directly to the forehead.

Calibration

If polarized, move someplace warmer. Like Ecuador.^{[citation needed]}

Douse in mayonnaise.^{[citation needed]}

Accept no alternatives. Post no bills. Eat no soap.

See also

• Glench
• Love