Shoofle

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Like a Glench, but with extra mayonnaise and roller-locked containment unit.[citation needed]

Use

Apply directly to the forehead.

Calibration

If polarized, move someplace warmer. Like Ecuador.[citation needed]

Douse in mayonnaise.[citation needed]

Accept no alternatives. Post no bills. Eat no soap.

See also