Schwal

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schwal is a bipedal humanoid lifeform, which should be pretty obvious because he's human.
schwal demonstrates the advanced "eyebrow raise" technique

Troubleshooting[edit]

Shoot trouble. If that fails, identify the failure mode:

For "UX rant loops"
  1. Attempt to placate with reminders of Civilization V.
  2. Link to interesting space news.
  3. If all else fails, ask for help with spacecraft abort modes.
For "The Space shuttle was an expensive unsafe terrible idea"
  1. Remind that they've stopped using it.
  2. Mention how nice Orion is looking to be, so something good came out of it.
  3. Note that safe re-usable rockets are in development.
For all other failure modes
  1. If opportunity presents itself, make pun.
  2. Link to space news.