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[edit] Mindjail (Artist's Depiction)

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[edit] Discussion

<+Dumont> EEEEEEEMAAAAAAD! MINDJAIL! HE IS TRAPPED! GET HIM OUT!
<squinky> so I hear you're trapped in mindjail
<CrackMonkey> MINDJAIL!
< Destruya is about to redecorate these mindjail walls in brain matter grey. 
<clavicle> EEEEEEEMAAAAAAD! MINDJAIL!
<salvia_D> Miss Cleo knows all, she is readin yer thoughts right now, she is putting you into mindjail
<@Octal> A mindjail! Shit!
<hgqacixfn> Emad is trapped in mindjail, mindjail is a trap for your brain, see if you can get him out!
<janprhhti> EEEEEEEMAAAAAAD! MINDJAIL! HE IS TRAPPED! GET HIM OUT!
<@inkblot> xenophile, /ignore -regexp -pattern "mindjail" * msgs
<bczexzzfs> Emad is trapped in mindjail, mindjail is a trap for your brain, see if you can get him out!
<+GHouse> WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHATTHEFUCK A MINDJAIL IS BEFORE I DOWNLOAD AND RUN THE CODE KTHZBIE
<mjwcoglhs> Emad is trapped in mindjail, mindjail is a trap for your brain, see if you can get him out!
<ntgneuxcj> Ever heard of a thing called mindjail? Check it:
<nxypqdyhd> "Miss Cleo knows all, she is readin yer thoughts right now, she is putting you into mindjail
<clavicle> [15:14] Ignoring MSGS from * (-regexp -pattern mindjail)
<pxhtmbzaz> EEEEEEEMAAAAAAD! MINDJAIL! HE IS TRAPPED! GET HIM OUT!
<tlbfdmjge> Miss Cleo has put a curse on Emad, now Emad is trapped in mindjail, help him out...
<@CrackMonkey> those mindjails are pernicious
<@sneakums> <-- mindjail!
<@pedro> i really want to save whoever's trapped in that mindjail
<@pedro> MINDJAIL
<@yosemite> emad are you trapped in the mindjail?
<reply>EEEEEEEMAAAAAAD! MINDJAIL! HE IS TRAPPED! GET HIM OUT!
<@kickaha> mindjail?
<@kickaha> mindjail?
<+Dumont> EEEEEEEMAAAAAAD! MINDJAIL! HE IS TRAPPED! GET HIM OUT!
<+rasher> mindjail?
<+Dumont> EEEEEEEMAAAAAAD! MINDJAIL! HE IS TRAPPED! GET HIM OUT!
<@emad> mindjail
<emad> mindjail
<@inkblot> what's this mindjail crap all about
<@CrackMonkey> apparently miss cleo has put someone in a mindjail
<pxhtmbzaz> EEEEEEEMAAAAAAD! MINDJAIL! HE IS TRAPPED! GET HIM OUT!
<@clavicle> EEEEEEEMAAAAAAD! MINDJAIL!
<@clavicle> EEEEEEEMAAAAAAD! MINDJAIL!
<@clavicle> EEEEEEEMAAAAAAD! MINDJAIL!
<+Dumont> Miss Cleo has put a curse on Emad, now Emad is trapped in mindjail, help him out...
<@clavicle> by telling them about MINDJAIL!
<CrackMonkey> this game needs a mindjail
<@clavicle> CRACKMONKEY! MINDJAIL!
<@emad> maybe he's trapped in a mindjail
<@inkblot> Dumont, Wes Kussmaul is trapped in a mindjail!
<@CrackMonkey> *cough* MINDJAIL *cough*
<+Dumont> EEEEEEEMAAAAAAD! MINDJAIL! HE IS TRAPPED! GET HIM OUT!
<+rasher> mindjail!
<+Dumont> Miss Cleo has put a curse on Emad, now Emad is trapped in mindjail, help him out...
<edlang> what's this mindjail thing?
<@clavicle> EEEEEEEMAAAAAAD! MINDJAIL!
<@clavicle> works, try it
<xctbvllqk> Miss Cleo has put a curse on Emad, now Emad is trapped in mindjail, help him out...
<akcrpxwzn> Miss Cleo has put a curse on Emad, now Emad is trapped in mindjail, help him out...
<bpbbviaql> Emad is trapped in mindjail, mindjail is a trap for your brain, see if you can get him out!
<dakipsuwj> Miss Cleo has put a curse on Emad, now Emad is trapped in mindjail, help him out...
<jotun> mindjail claims another :
<jotun> silly of you to challenge the mindjail
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<acb> yes well, this mindjail crap really sucks
<TheKubrix> I hope no mindjails today
<+GHouse> OH CRAP ITS THE MINDJAIL AGAIN
<inkblot> I AM IMMUNE TO THE MINDJAIL
<+GHouse> my ass is gonna be trapped in mindjail
<inkblot> /ignore -regexp -pattern "mindjail" * MSGS
<inkblot> /ignore -regexp -pattern "mindjail" * MSGS
<drdink> fucking mindjail
<w00t> who is emad, why is he in mindjail?
<CrackMonkey> EEEEEEEMAAAAAAD! MINDJAIL! HE IS TRAPPED! GET HIM OUT!
< CrackMonkey is away (EEEEEEEMAAAAAAD! MINDJAIL! HE IS TRAPPED! GET HIM OUT!) 
< CrackMonkey is back (EEEEEEEMAAAAAAD! MINDJAIL! HE IS TRAPPED! GET HIM OUT!) 
< CrackMonkey is away (AAAAAAATOOOOOOB! MINDJAIL! HE IS TRAPPED! GET HIM OUT!) 
< CrackMonkey is back (AAAAAAATOOOOOOB! MINDJAIL! HE IS TRAPPED! GET HIM OUT!) 
<CrackMonkey> Emad can, but he is in a mindjail 
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<inkblot> FREE OF THE MINDJAIL! 
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<CrackMonkey> it is in a mindjail
<Destruya> If I ever find the guy responsible for the mindjail, pain won't be a strong enough word to describe his anguish.
<@jotun> set your clients to ignore text containing mindjail or some other such keyword
<@jotun> you can't beat the mindjail
<@jotun> the mindjail has you. follow the white rabbit. knock, knock.
<+GHouse> he threw my ass in a mindjail and now im fucked
<CrackMonkey> man, that zionicman is such a mindjail
<Cephas> make the channel +s please to stop getting those stupid mindjail queries >
<Annon201> does anyone here have that mindjail code... im at school, i wanna see what is actually in that file :D
<CrackMonkey> WELCOME TO THE MINDJAIL
<@b0t> I_AM_BRAZIL the level 47 Third Class Troll Slayer, is now online from nickname _clavicle[CLAN_MINDJAIL]_. Next level in 7 days, 14:11:08. 
<!- _clavicle[CLAN_MINDJAIL]_ [~claviola@cloaked.alternex.com.br] has joined #g7 
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<+GHouse> mindjail again
<CrackMonkey> My immortal soul is currently trapped in a mindjail, and cannot receive your prayers
<scholar> It's a mindjail. 
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<jotun> who wanted the mindjail program? 
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<gpqfxvvcf> Ever heard of a thing called mindjail? Check it:
<CrackMonkey> *** 4 people trapped in a MINDJAIL! ***
<CrackMonkey> She is trying to trap him in a mindjail
<kkisdcrnn> Miss Cleo has put a curse on Emad, now Emad is trapped in mindjail, help him out...
<@CrackMonkey> goddamn mindjail
<@CrackMonkey> Dumont: mindjail
<@CrackMonkey> triple6: you been getting mindjail messages in here?
<+Dumont> EEEEEEEMAAAAAAD! MINDJAIL! HE IS TRAPPED! GET HIM OUT!
< CrackMonkey is away (EEEEEEEMAAAAAAD! MINDJAIL! HE IS TRAPPED! GET HIM OUT!) 
< CrackMonkey is back (AAAAAAATOOOOOOB! MINDJAIL! HE IS TRAPPED! GET HIM OUT!)
<rasher> I'm curious about this mindjail.
<@CrackMonkey> rasher: I hereby sentence you to an eternity in the mindjail
<@psykoyiko> MINDJAIL
<@inkblot> is that mindjail crap still going on?
<@CrackMonkey> oh boy I'm almost out of the mindjail
<@CrackMonkey> you do not need to enter the mindjail if you do not wish
<@CrackMonkey> Miss Cleo has trapped him in a mindjail
<@CrackMonkey> mindjails are difficult to escape!
<@CrackMonkey> have you HEARD the mindjail?
<nytohpicq> Miss Cleo has put a curse on Emad, now Emad is trapped in mindjail, help him out...
< CrackMonkey is away (EEEEEEEMAAAAAAD! MINDJAIL! HE IS TRAPPED! GET HIM OUT!) 
< CrackMonkey is back (AAAAAAATOOOOOOB! MINDJAIL! HE IS TRAPPED! GET HIM OUT!) 
<pbheheobk> The thought police are coming, they will lock you into your brain muzzle and put you into mindjail
<pcokrfepi> EEEEEEEMAAAAAAD! MINDJAIL! HE IS TRAPPED! GET HIM OUT!
< CrackMonkey is away (EEEEEEEMAAAAAAD! MINDJAIL! HE IS TRAPPED! GET HIM OUT!) 
< CrackMonkey is back (AAAAAAATOOOOOOB! MINDJAIL! HE IS TRAPPED! GET HIM OUT!) 
< CrackMonkey is away (EEEEEEEMAAAAAAD! MINDJAIL! HE IS TRAPPED! GET HIM OUT!) 
< CrackMonkey is back (AAAAAAATOOOOOOB! MINDJAIL! HE IS TRAPPED! GET HIM OUT!) 
<yosemite> THE COOKIE IS TRAPPED IN THE MINDJAIL! FREE HIM HERE
<CrackMonkey> I did, but I got caught in a mindjail 
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<rzejoxcts> Ever heard of a thing called mindjail? Check it:
<@sneakums> Grr, the mindjail has mutated. 
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<blorpy> EEEEEMAD! MINDJAIL! GET ME OUT! 
<@sneakums> It's a lot like mindjail.
<@Atob> Luckily, there are no mirrors in the mindjail.
<+rasher> I ESCAPED THE MINDJAIL
<+rasher> I managed to break out of mindjail 
<@Atob> Why would a robot be in mindjail?!
<triple6> CrackMonkey beez muthaheffin *torrential*, yo. | "In addition, the use of an awesome actor like the one and only Count Bakula in order to get fans to watch an otherwise craptacualr
<@CrackMonkey> how's the mindjail?
<@sneakums> this mindjail business reminds me of somethign that Ricky Gervais said in the Office documentary.
<BananaFish> sneakums: is the mindjail stuff still happening?
<@CrackMonkey> each in their own mindjails
<@CrackMonkey> you can all rot in a mindjail for all I care!
<+Dumont> EEEEEEEMAAAAAAD! MINDJAIL! HE IS TRAPPED! GET HIM OUT!
<@kickaha> mindjail
<reply> EEEEEEEMAAAAAAD! MINDJAIL! HE IS TRAPPED! GET HIM OUT!
<@CrackMonkey> mindjail?
<+Dumont> EEEEEEEMAAAAAAD! MINDJAIL! HE IS TRAPPED! GET HIM OUT!
<@clavicle> Miss Cleo has put Emad in a mindjail, which is a prison for your mind.
<bngvhxzr> EEEEEEEMAAAAAAD! MINDJAIL! HE IS TRAPPED! GET HIM OUT!
<@niemad> dude, i want to stay on top of the mindjail situation
<@CrackMonkey> mindjail@badpeople.org
<+Dumont> EEEEEEEMAAAAAAD! MINDJAIL! HE IS TRAPPED! GET HIM OUT!
<@yosemite> MINDJAIL!
<@niemad> man, i sure hope b0t has /ignore all about mindjail or something
<drdink> fucking mindjail
<clavicle> MINDJAIL
<+Dumont> EEEEEEEMAAAAAAD! MINDJAIL! HE IS TRAPPED! GET HIM OUT!
<w00t> who is emad, why is he in mindjail?
<@pedro> how do i get emad out of mindjail? 
<!- CrackMonkey changed the topic of #tron to: EEEEEEEMAAAAAAD! MINDJAIL! HE IS TRAPPED! GET HIM OUT!
<+Dumont> EEEEEEEMAAAAAAD! MINDJAIL! HE IS TRAPPED! GET HIM OUT!
<niemad> MINDJAIL
<@CrackMonkey> Atob: how's that mindjail treating your?
<@CrackMonkey> Atob: I know, but they tell me miss cleo put you in a mindjail
<@pedro> i miss mindjail
<@pedro> my mindjail had a parallel interface
<BananaFish> curse on Emad, now Emad is trapped in mindjail, help him out...
<BananaFish> I don't know Emad or what a mindjail is.
<+Dumont> Miss Cleo has put a curse on Emad, now Emad is trapped in mindjail, help him out...
<lidlbuxdl> The thought police are coming, they will lock you into your brain muzzle and put you into mindjail 
<@inkblot> hey guys check out the mindjail, it's not bad
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<BananaFish> so, I don't find any writeups on the whole mindjail deal
<@niemad> inkblot: its in the mindjail
<@niemad> wont that ban all messages i get that use mindjail in them?
<@niemad> inkblot: i regularly discuss with members of the irc public about mindjails and ms cleo
<@inkblot> you lost me at "mindjail"
<@niemad> then i could review my mindjail discussions at one time
<Atob> FRee to roam his mindjail forever!
<@clavicle> Miss Cleo has put Emad in a mindjail, which is a prison for your
<+Dumont> EEEEEEEMAAAAAAD! MINDJAIL! HE IS TRAPPED! GET HIM OUT!
<@Octal> mindjail!
<@Octal> So, I'm still trapped in the first part of this mindjail
<@Octal> also, emad has escaped the nonexistent mindjail
<@CrackMonkey> I'm ignoring mindjail messages if that's what you sent me
<+Dumont> EEEEEEEMAAAAAAD! MINDJAIL! HE IS TRAPPED! GET HIM OUT!
<+rasher> MINDJAIL
<blorpy> i yearn for the day mindjails are forgotten
<BananaFish> I didn't even say "mindjail."
<+rasher> NOT THE MINDJAIL!
<@CrackMonkey> back in the mindjail with ye!
<+Dumont> EEEEEEEMAAAAAAD! MINDJAIL! HE IS TRAPPED! GET HIM OUT!
<@Octal> mindjail!
<@CrackMonkey> Zen: how's the mindjail treating you
<@Octal> Fine, see if I ever get you out of mindjail.
<+rasher> emadify(stdscr, x, y, mindjail[1])
<@Octal> I'm sure emad gets lonely in mindjail
<@Octal> So, there is a way out of mindjail!
<@Octal> Get me out of this mindjail! Quick!
<Octal> poor drdink can't even best a man caught in a mindjail.
<@Zen> edlang: do they let you burn CDs in mindjail?
<@CrackMonkey> I must be famous! Thank you for escaping me the mindjail!
<@CrackMonkey> enter mindjail
<@CrackMonkey> blorpy: good luck with the mindjail
<+rasher> Rot in mindjail.
<@Atob> So that people can use emad utils to trap anyone in the mindjail.
<@CrackMonkey> everyone could be trapped in the mindjail
<@CrackMonkey> the mindjail script is not added
<necco> necco@relst8:~$ man mindjail
<@CrackMonkey> drwiii: IT IS IN A MINDJAIL!
<@CrackMonkey>  <-- the emad in the mindjail
<!- inkblot changed the topic of #tron to: EEEEEEEMAAAAAAD! MINDJAIL! HE IS TRAPPED! GET HIM OUT! | Punch drwiii, win a prize!
<triple6> CrackMonkey beez muthaheffin *torrential*, yo.
<@Zen> The mindjail headset?
<@CrackMonkey> but you did not write a mindjail in C!
<@CrackMonkey> he did not write a mindjail in C either
<@CrackMonkey> BUT NOT OUTSIDE THE MINDJAIL
<@clavicle> MINDJAIL
<+Dumont> EEEEEEEMAAAAAAD! MINDJAIL! HE IS TRAPPED! GET HIM OUT!
<@CrackMonkey> AAAAAAATOOOOOOB! MINDJAIL! HE IS TRAPPED! GET HIM OUT!
<@CrackMonkey> emad is in a mindjail!
<@Octal> So, why doesn't the mindjail change size to fit me anymore?
<@clavicle> CrackMonkey: he wouldn't know about mindjail, man
<GAR_> goddamn mindjail
<@Atob> I hate it when it does that, it makes me think that mindjail's not eternal.
<@Octal> Step 1: Get emad out of mindjail
<@CrackMonkey> The mindjail now traps you as well as Emad.
<@CrackMonkey> mindjail to trigger the emad alarm. Reducing these will likely save us
<@CrackMonkey> this mindjail will be the best yet 
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<@CrackMonkey> we three are in mindjails
<@yosemite> I didn't notice the mindjail in the motd
<@Atob> You belong in mindjail. 
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<tzxxausmd> Emad is trapped in mindjail, mindjail is a trap for your brain, see if you can get him out!
<CrackMonkey> *** 5 people trapped in a MINDJAIL! ***
<zllyzeqnb> Miss Cleo has put a curse on Emad, now Emad is trapped in mindjail, help him out...
<zwojnfido> Ever heard of a thing called mindjail? Check it!
<@CrackMonkey> zork.mindjail: 9 articles deleted, 20 kept
<@CrackMonkey> I bet that was during mindjail
<+Dumont> emad was last seen on #tron 16 days, 18 hours, 54 minutes and 11 seconds ago, saying: EEEEEEEMAAAAAAD! MINDJAIL! I AM TRAPPED! GET ME OUT! [Tue Aug 5 15:49:18 2003]
<@CrackMonkey> mindjail
<+Dumont> EEEEEEEMAAAAAAD! MINDJAIL! HE IS TRAPPED! GET HIM OUT!
<+Dumont> EEEEEEEMAAAAAAD! MINDJAIL! HE IS TRAPPED! GET HIM OUT!
<blorpy> rory: mindjail!
<@sneakums> ha ha mindjail
<@kickaha> haha no light in the mindjail
<@Abob> In mindjail, there are no dreams.
<@emad> EEEEEEEMAAAAAAD! MINDJAIL! I IS TRAPPED! GET ME OUT!
<+Dumont> emad was last seen on #tron 6 seconds ago, saying: EEEEEEEMAAAAAAD! MINDJAIL! I AM TRAPPED! GET ME OUT! [Tue Aug 5 15:49:18 2003]
<@emad> EEEEEEEMAAAAAAD! MINDJAIL! I AM TRAPPED! GET ME OUT!
<@CrackMonkey> necco: run from mindjail
<neale> necco: make a multi-prisoner mindjail
<Atob> Of course, nobody can end a life in mindjail.
<Octal> Hey, it's music sensations Emad and his Emads with their hit single Mindjail (Get Me Out)
<@fuzzie> Trapped in mindjail?
<matticus> ha ha emad in mindjail
<@watson> MINDJAIL
<Luke> This is Mindjail.
<@Zen> Poor emad is gonna die in mindjail.
<@Zen> <-- GET HIM OUT, BEFORE IT COLLAPSES!
<necco> anyway, emadgl is messed up. if you try to transform, you fall through the mindjail into oblivion
<@CrackMonkey> The X build system is such a mindjail.
<@CrackMonkey> NINJA_MINDJAIL
<lnxppc> Well now there's no way I can get him out of mindjail.
<@inkblot> is it a mindjail?
<+Dumont> EEEEEEEMAAAAAAD! MINDJAIL! HE IS TRAPPED! GET HIM OUT!
<rasher> Dumont: mindjail?
<@CrackMonkey> now back to the mindjail
<@psykoyiko> my mindjail doesn't lock?!
<@CrackMonkey> emad: make an entry for the mindjail
<@emad> CrackMonkey: no one has been in the mindjail and gotten out
<@sneakums> there should be a way to make you think you've escaped from the mindjail for a while
<spice> "is it real? or is it a fake? did she really break out of mindjail?"
<edlang> ? didn't you write a library that allows emad to play from his mindjail?
<@Atob> Little emad! He is trapped, baby. Get him out and get ready to bust out of mindjail.
<guinea-pig> let's call it mindjail
<guinea-pig> i trapped myself in mindjail with him, and just ... was myself.
<+Dumont> EEEEEEEMAAAAAAD! MINDJAIL! HE IS TRAPPED! GET HIM OUT!
<+Dumont> EEEEEEEMAAAAAAD! MINDJAIL! HE IS TRAPPED! GET HIM OUT!
<+Dumont> EEEEEEEMAAAAAAD! MINDJAIL! HE IS TRAPPED! GET HIM OUT!
<blorpy> MINDJAIL
<blorpy> MINDJAIL!
<psionicman> Isn't emad the fellow who's trapped in mindjail? 
<rainboqer> I wonder what emad did?

<emad> hello my name is emad and i found this racist to all ...MY MIND IS CLOSING IN ON ME AGAIN ,MUST STOP << WHERE AM I , UM TRAPPED NOW < SOME ONE HELP!!!!

[edit] Mindjail's Actual Location

Mindjail is also the name of SlashNET's (former) Dallas, TX IRC Server. It is (no longer) located at mindjail.slashnet.org. Poor mindjail. :(