Mindjail
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[edit] Mindjail (Artist's Depiction)
┌──────────────────────────────── [Emad In Mindjail] ────────────────────────────────┐ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ │────────────────┐ │ │ │ │ exit// │ │ \||/ │ │ (.o) (now you can │ Haha, │ -||- go free) ^^ │ NOPE. │ /\ │ │ │ │ exit// │ │ │ │ │ │────────────────┘ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ └────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘
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<+Dumont> EEEEEEEMAAAAAAD! MINDJAIL! HE IS TRAPPED! GET HIM OUT! <squinky> so I hear you're trapped in mindjail <CrackMonkey> MINDJAIL! < Destruya is about to redecorate these mindjail walls in brain matter grey. <clavicle> EEEEEEEMAAAAAAD! MINDJAIL! <salvia_D> Miss Cleo knows all, she is readin yer thoughts right now, she is putting you into mindjail <@Octal> A mindjail! Shit! <hgqacixfn> Emad is trapped in mindjail, mindjail is a trap for your brain, see if you can get him out! <janprhhti> EEEEEEEMAAAAAAD! MINDJAIL! HE IS TRAPPED! GET HIM OUT! <@inkblot> xenophile, /ignore -regexp -pattern "mindjail" * msgs <bczexzzfs> Emad is trapped in mindjail, mindjail is a trap for your brain, see if you can get him out! <+GHouse> WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHATTHEFUCK A MINDJAIL IS BEFORE I DOWNLOAD AND RUN THE CODE KTHZBIE <mjwcoglhs> Emad is trapped in mindjail, mindjail is a trap for your brain, see if you can get him out! <ntgneuxcj> Ever heard of a thing called mindjail? Check it: <nxypqdyhd> "Miss Cleo knows all, she is readin yer thoughts right now, she is putting you into mindjail <clavicle> [15:14] Ignoring MSGS from * (-regexp -pattern mindjail) <pxhtmbzaz> EEEEEEEMAAAAAAD! MINDJAIL! HE IS TRAPPED! GET HIM OUT! <tlbfdmjge> Miss Cleo has put a curse on Emad, now Emad is trapped in mindjail, help him out... <@CrackMonkey> those mindjails are pernicious <@sneakums> <-- mindjail! <@pedro> i really want to save whoever's trapped in that mindjail <@pedro> MINDJAIL <@yosemite> emad are you trapped in the mindjail? <reply>EEEEEEEMAAAAAAD! MINDJAIL! HE IS TRAPPED! GET HIM OUT! <@kickaha> mindjail? <@kickaha> mindjail? <+Dumont> EEEEEEEMAAAAAAD! MINDJAIL! HE IS TRAPPED! GET HIM OUT! <+rasher> mindjail? <+Dumont> EEEEEEEMAAAAAAD! MINDJAIL! HE IS TRAPPED! GET HIM OUT! <@emad> mindjail <emad> mindjail <@inkblot> what's this mindjail crap all about <@CrackMonkey> apparently miss cleo has put someone in a mindjail <pxhtmbzaz> EEEEEEEMAAAAAAD! MINDJAIL! HE IS TRAPPED! GET HIM OUT! <@clavicle> EEEEEEEMAAAAAAD! MINDJAIL! <@clavicle> EEEEEEEMAAAAAAD! MINDJAIL! <@clavicle> EEEEEEEMAAAAAAD! MINDJAIL! <+Dumont> Miss Cleo has put a curse on Emad, now Emad is trapped in mindjail, help him out... <@clavicle> by telling them about MINDJAIL! <CrackMonkey> this game needs a mindjail <@clavicle> CRACKMONKEY! MINDJAIL! <@emad> maybe he's trapped in a mindjail <@inkblot> Dumont, Wes Kussmaul is trapped in a mindjail! <@CrackMonkey> *cough* MINDJAIL *cough* <+Dumont> EEEEEEEMAAAAAAD! MINDJAIL! HE IS TRAPPED! GET HIM OUT! <+rasher> mindjail! <+Dumont> Miss Cleo has put a curse on Emad, now Emad is trapped in mindjail, help him out... <edlang> what's this mindjail thing? <@clavicle> EEEEEEEMAAAAAAD! MINDJAIL! <@clavicle> works, try it <xctbvllqk> Miss Cleo has put a curse on Emad, now Emad is trapped in mindjail, help him out... <akcrpxwzn> Miss Cleo has put a curse on Emad, now Emad is trapped in mindjail, help him out... <bpbbviaql> Emad is trapped in mindjail, mindjail is a trap for your brain, see if you can get him out! <dakipsuwj> Miss Cleo has put a curse on Emad, now Emad is trapped in mindjail, help him out... <jotun> mindjail claims another : <jotun> silly of you to challenge the mindjail <!- sihdskjgl [~bffrgajgl@218.74.0.0] has quit [Killed (jwbozzy (mindjail. GET OUT!))] <acb> yes well, this mindjail crap really sucks <TheKubrix> I hope no mindjails today <+GHouse> OH CRAP ITS THE MINDJAIL AGAIN <inkblot> I AM IMMUNE TO THE MINDJAIL <+GHouse> my ass is gonna be trapped in mindjail <inkblot> /ignore -regexp -pattern "mindjail" * MSGS <inkblot> /ignore -regexp -pattern "mindjail" * MSGS <drdink> fucking mindjail <w00t> who is emad, why is he in mindjail? <CrackMonkey> EEEEEEEMAAAAAAD! MINDJAIL! HE IS TRAPPED! GET HIM OUT! < CrackMonkey is away (EEEEEEEMAAAAAAD! MINDJAIL! HE IS TRAPPED! GET HIM OUT!) < CrackMonkey is back (EEEEEEEMAAAAAAD! MINDJAIL! HE IS TRAPPED! GET HIM OUT!) < CrackMonkey is away (AAAAAAATOOOOOOB! MINDJAIL! HE IS TRAPPED! GET HIM OUT!) < CrackMonkey is back (AAAAAAATOOOOOOB! MINDJAIL! HE IS TRAPPED! GET HIM OUT!) <CrackMonkey> Emad can, but he is in a mindjail <!- jtvwskduf [~jupkvfjzf@218.17.87.51] has quit [Killed (Kyle (Mindjail.))] <inkblot> FREE OF THE MINDJAIL! <!- qzswumvcy [~LL67792@cloaked.nanarb01.mi.comcast.net] has quit [Killed (jeff (die, mindjail.))] <CrackMonkey> it is in a mindjail <Destruya> If I ever find the guy responsible for the mindjail, pain won't be a strong enough word to describe his anguish. <@jotun> set your clients to ignore text containing mindjail or some other such keyword <@jotun> you can't beat the mindjail <@jotun> the mindjail has you. follow the white rabbit. knock, knock. <+GHouse> he threw my ass in a mindjail and now im fucked <CrackMonkey> man, that zionicman is such a mindjail <Cephas> make the channel +s please to stop getting those stupid mindjail queries > <Annon201> does anyone here have that mindjail code... im at school, i wanna see what is actually in that file :D <CrackMonkey> WELCOME TO THE MINDJAIL <@b0t> I_AM_BRAZIL the level 47 Third Class Troll Slayer, is now online from nickname _clavicle[CLAN_MINDJAIL]_. Next level in 7 days, 14:11:08. <!- _clavicle[CLAN_MINDJAIL]_ [~claviola@cloaked.alternex.com.br] has joined #g7 <!- frbckwspk [vheissu256@mdsnwi13-vlan434-114.dsl.tds.net] has quit [Killed (drdink (Mindjail))] <+GHouse> mindjail again <CrackMonkey> My immortal soul is currently trapped in a mindjail, and cannot receive your prayers <scholar> It's a mindjail. <!- pvyjnjpwf [~ycqfnjpwf@211.239.65.254] has quit [Killed (jeff (mindjail!))] <jotun> who wanted the mindjail program? <!- ehgvsrrsd [himov@61.48.0.0] has quit [Killed (drdink (mindjail))] <!- zrxgxcfmd [ogckg@218.18.78.214] has quit [Killed (drdink (Mindjail))] <gpqfxvvcf> Ever heard of a thing called mindjail? Check it: <CrackMonkey> *** 4 people trapped in a MINDJAIL! *** <CrackMonkey> She is trying to trap him in a mindjail <kkisdcrnn> Miss Cleo has put a curse on Emad, now Emad is trapped in mindjail, help him out... <@CrackMonkey> goddamn mindjail <@CrackMonkey> Dumont: mindjail <@CrackMonkey> triple6: you been getting mindjail messages in here? <+Dumont> EEEEEEEMAAAAAAD! MINDJAIL! HE IS TRAPPED! GET HIM OUT! < CrackMonkey is away (EEEEEEEMAAAAAAD! MINDJAIL! HE IS TRAPPED! GET HIM OUT!) < CrackMonkey is back (AAAAAAATOOOOOOB! MINDJAIL! HE IS TRAPPED! GET HIM OUT!) <rasher> I'm curious about this mindjail. <@CrackMonkey> rasher: I hereby sentence you to an eternity in the mindjail <@psykoyiko> MINDJAIL <@inkblot> is that mindjail crap still going on? <@CrackMonkey> oh boy I'm almost out of the mindjail <@CrackMonkey> you do not need to enter the mindjail if you do not wish <@CrackMonkey> Miss Cleo has trapped him in a mindjail <@CrackMonkey> mindjails are difficult to escape! <@CrackMonkey> have you HEARD the mindjail? <nytohpicq> Miss Cleo has put a curse on Emad, now Emad is trapped in mindjail, help him out... < CrackMonkey is away (EEEEEEEMAAAAAAD! MINDJAIL! HE IS TRAPPED! GET HIM OUT!) < CrackMonkey is back (AAAAAAATOOOOOOB! MINDJAIL! HE IS TRAPPED! GET HIM OUT!) <pbheheobk> The thought police are coming, they will lock you into your brain muzzle and put you into mindjail <pcokrfepi> EEEEEEEMAAAAAAD! MINDJAIL! HE IS TRAPPED! GET HIM OUT! < CrackMonkey is away (EEEEEEEMAAAAAAD! MINDJAIL! HE IS TRAPPED! GET HIM OUT!) < CrackMonkey is back (AAAAAAATOOOOOOB! MINDJAIL! HE IS TRAPPED! GET HIM OUT!) < CrackMonkey is away (EEEEEEEMAAAAAAD! MINDJAIL! HE IS TRAPPED! GET HIM OUT!) < CrackMonkey is back (AAAAAAATOOOOOOB! MINDJAIL! HE IS TRAPPED! GET HIM OUT!) <yosemite> THE COOKIE IS TRAPPED IN THE MINDJAIL! FREE HIM HERE <CrackMonkey> I did, but I got caught in a mindjail <!- psyebyvuu [~fcnhbyvuu@cloaked.client.comcast.net] has quit [Local kill by drdink (Mindjail)] <rzejoxcts> Ever heard of a thing called mindjail? Check it: <@sneakums> Grr, the mindjail has mutated. <!- psyebyvuu [~fcnhbyvuu@cloaked.client.comcast.net] has quit [Local kill by drdink (Mindjail)] <blorpy> EEEEEMAD! MINDJAIL! GET ME OUT! <@sneakums> It's a lot like mindjail. <@Atob> Luckily, there are no mirrors in the mindjail. <+rasher> I ESCAPED THE MINDJAIL <+rasher> I managed to break out of mindjail <@Atob> Why would a robot be in mindjail?! <triple6> CrackMonkey beez muthaheffin *torrential*, yo. | "In addition, the use of an awesome actor like the one and only Count Bakula in order to get fans to watch an otherwise craptacualr <@CrackMonkey> how's the mindjail? <@sneakums> this mindjail business reminds me of somethign that Ricky Gervais said in the Office documentary. <BananaFish> sneakums: is the mindjail stuff still happening? <@CrackMonkey> each in their own mindjails <@CrackMonkey> you can all rot in a mindjail for all I care! <+Dumont> EEEEEEEMAAAAAAD! MINDJAIL! HE IS TRAPPED! GET HIM OUT! <@kickaha> mindjail <reply> EEEEEEEMAAAAAAD! MINDJAIL! HE IS TRAPPED! GET HIM OUT! <@CrackMonkey> mindjail? <+Dumont> EEEEEEEMAAAAAAD! MINDJAIL! HE IS TRAPPED! GET HIM OUT! <@clavicle> Miss Cleo has put Emad in a mindjail, which is a prison for your mind. <bngvhxzr> EEEEEEEMAAAAAAD! MINDJAIL! HE IS TRAPPED! GET HIM OUT! <@niemad> dude, i want to stay on top of the mindjail situation <@CrackMonkey> mindjail@badpeople.org <+Dumont> EEEEEEEMAAAAAAD! MINDJAIL! HE IS TRAPPED! GET HIM OUT! <@yosemite> MINDJAIL! <@niemad> man, i sure hope b0t has /ignore all about mindjail or something <drdink> fucking mindjail <clavicle> MINDJAIL <+Dumont> EEEEEEEMAAAAAAD! MINDJAIL! HE IS TRAPPED! GET HIM OUT! <w00t> who is emad, why is he in mindjail? <@pedro> how do i get emad out of mindjail? <!- CrackMonkey changed the topic of #tron to: EEEEEEEMAAAAAAD! MINDJAIL! HE IS TRAPPED! GET HIM OUT! <+Dumont> EEEEEEEMAAAAAAD! MINDJAIL! HE IS TRAPPED! GET HIM OUT! <niemad> MINDJAIL <@CrackMonkey> Atob: how's that mindjail treating your? <@CrackMonkey> Atob: I know, but they tell me miss cleo put you in a mindjail <@pedro> i miss mindjail <@pedro> my mindjail had a parallel interface <BananaFish> curse on Emad, now Emad is trapped in mindjail, help him out... <BananaFish> I don't know Emad or what a mindjail is. <+Dumont> Miss Cleo has put a curse on Emad, now Emad is trapped in mindjail, help him out... <lidlbuxdl> The thought police are coming, they will lock you into your brain muzzle and put you into mindjail <@inkblot> hey guys check out the mindjail, it's not bad <!- niemad was kicked from #tron by inkblot [NO MINDJAILS] <!- BananaFish was kicked from #tron by inkblot [NO MINDJAILS] <BananaFish> so, I don't find any writeups on the whole mindjail deal <@niemad> inkblot: its in the mindjail <@niemad> wont that ban all messages i get that use mindjail in them? <@niemad> inkblot: i regularly discuss with members of the irc public about mindjails and ms cleo <@inkblot> you lost me at "mindjail" <@niemad> then i could review my mindjail discussions at one time <Atob> FRee to roam his mindjail forever! <@clavicle> Miss Cleo has put Emad in a mindjail, which is a prison for your <+Dumont> EEEEEEEMAAAAAAD! MINDJAIL! HE IS TRAPPED! GET HIM OUT! <@Octal> mindjail! <@Octal> So, I'm still trapped in the first part of this mindjail <@Octal> also, emad has escaped the nonexistent mindjail <@CrackMonkey> I'm ignoring mindjail messages if that's what you sent me <+Dumont> EEEEEEEMAAAAAAD! MINDJAIL! HE IS TRAPPED! GET HIM OUT! <+rasher> MINDJAIL <blorpy> i yearn for the day mindjails are forgotten <BananaFish> I didn't even say "mindjail." <+rasher> NOT THE MINDJAIL! <@CrackMonkey> back in the mindjail with ye! <+Dumont> EEEEEEEMAAAAAAD! MINDJAIL! HE IS TRAPPED! GET HIM OUT! <@Octal> mindjail! <@CrackMonkey> Zen: how's the mindjail treating you <@Octal> Fine, see if I ever get you out of mindjail. <+rasher> emadify(stdscr, x, y, mindjail[1]) <@Octal> I'm sure emad gets lonely in mindjail <@Octal> So, there is a way out of mindjail! <@Octal> Get me out of this mindjail! Quick! <Octal> poor drdink can't even best a man caught in a mindjail. <@Zen> edlang: do they let you burn CDs in mindjail? <@CrackMonkey> I must be famous! Thank you for escaping me the mindjail! <@CrackMonkey> enter mindjail <@CrackMonkey> blorpy: good luck with the mindjail <+rasher> Rot in mindjail. <@Atob> So that people can use emad utils to trap anyone in the mindjail. <@CrackMonkey> everyone could be trapped in the mindjail <@CrackMonkey> the mindjail script is not added <necco> necco@relst8:~$ man mindjail <@CrackMonkey> drwiii: IT IS IN A MINDJAIL! <@CrackMonkey> <-- the emad in the mindjail <!- inkblot changed the topic of #tron to: EEEEEEEMAAAAAAD! MINDJAIL! HE IS TRAPPED! GET HIM OUT! | Punch drwiii, win a prize! <triple6> CrackMonkey beez muthaheffin *torrential*, yo. <@Zen> The mindjail headset? <@CrackMonkey> but you did not write a mindjail in C! <@CrackMonkey> he did not write a mindjail in C either <@CrackMonkey> BUT NOT OUTSIDE THE MINDJAIL <@clavicle> MINDJAIL <+Dumont> EEEEEEEMAAAAAAD! MINDJAIL! HE IS TRAPPED! GET HIM OUT! <@CrackMonkey> AAAAAAATOOOOOOB! MINDJAIL! HE IS TRAPPED! GET HIM OUT! <@CrackMonkey> emad is in a mindjail! <@Octal> So, why doesn't the mindjail change size to fit me anymore? <@clavicle> CrackMonkey: he wouldn't know about mindjail, man <GAR_> goddamn mindjail <@Atob> I hate it when it does that, it makes me think that mindjail's not eternal. <@Octal> Step 1: Get emad out of mindjail <@CrackMonkey> The mindjail now traps you as well as Emad. <@CrackMonkey> mindjail to trigger the emad alarm. Reducing these will likely save us <@CrackMonkey> this mindjail will be the best yet <!- frbckwspk [vheissu256@mdsnwi13-vlan434-114.dsl.tds.net] has quit [Killed (drdink (Mindjail))] <@CrackMonkey> we three are in mindjails <@yosemite> I didn't notice the mindjail in the motd <@Atob> You belong in mindjail. <!- vpcuhsouw [jjslsb@24-193-33-119.nyc.rr.com] has quit [Killed (drdink (Mindjail))] <tzxxausmd> Emad is trapped in mindjail, mindjail is a trap for your brain, see if you can get him out! <CrackMonkey> *** 5 people trapped in a MINDJAIL! *** <zllyzeqnb> Miss Cleo has put a curse on Emad, now Emad is trapped in mindjail, help him out... <zwojnfido> Ever heard of a thing called mindjail? Check it! <@CrackMonkey> zork.mindjail: 9 articles deleted, 20 kept <@CrackMonkey> I bet that was during mindjail <+Dumont> emad was last seen on #tron 16 days, 18 hours, 54 minutes and 11 seconds ago, saying: EEEEEEEMAAAAAAD! MINDJAIL! I AM TRAPPED! GET ME OUT! [Tue Aug 5 15:49:18 2003] <@CrackMonkey> mindjail <+Dumont> EEEEEEEMAAAAAAD! MINDJAIL! HE IS TRAPPED! GET HIM OUT! <+Dumont> EEEEEEEMAAAAAAD! MINDJAIL! HE IS TRAPPED! GET HIM OUT! <blorpy> rory: mindjail! <@sneakums> ha ha mindjail <@kickaha> haha no light in the mindjail <@Abob> In mindjail, there are no dreams. <@emad> EEEEEEEMAAAAAAD! MINDJAIL! I IS TRAPPED! GET ME OUT! <+Dumont> emad was last seen on #tron 6 seconds ago, saying: EEEEEEEMAAAAAAD! MINDJAIL! I AM TRAPPED! GET ME OUT! [Tue Aug 5 15:49:18 2003] <@emad> EEEEEEEMAAAAAAD! MINDJAIL! I AM TRAPPED! GET ME OUT! <@CrackMonkey> necco: run from mindjail <neale> necco: make a multi-prisoner mindjail <Atob> Of course, nobody can end a life in mindjail. <Octal> Hey, it's music sensations Emad and his Emads with their hit single Mindjail (Get Me Out) <@fuzzie> Trapped in mindjail? <matticus> ha ha emad in mindjail <@watson> MINDJAIL <Luke> This is Mindjail. <@Zen> Poor emad is gonna die in mindjail. <@Zen> <-- GET HIM OUT, BEFORE IT COLLAPSES! <necco> anyway, emadgl is messed up. if you try to transform, you fall through the mindjail into oblivion <@CrackMonkey> The X build system is such a mindjail. <@CrackMonkey> NINJA_MINDJAIL <lnxppc> Well now there's no way I can get him out of mindjail. <@inkblot> is it a mindjail? <+Dumont> EEEEEEEMAAAAAAD! MINDJAIL! HE IS TRAPPED! GET HIM OUT! <rasher> Dumont: mindjail? <@CrackMonkey> now back to the mindjail <@psykoyiko> my mindjail doesn't lock?! <@CrackMonkey> emad: make an entry for the mindjail <@emad> CrackMonkey: no one has been in the mindjail and gotten out <@sneakums> there should be a way to make you think you've escaped from the mindjail for a while <spice> "is it real? or is it a fake? did she really break out of mindjail?" <edlang> ? didn't you write a library that allows emad to play from his mindjail? <@Atob> Little emad! He is trapped, baby. Get him out and get ready to bust out of mindjail. <guinea-pig> let's call it mindjail <guinea-pig> i trapped myself in mindjail with him, and just ... was myself. <+Dumont> EEEEEEEMAAAAAAD! MINDJAIL! HE IS TRAPPED! GET HIM OUT! <+Dumont> EEEEEEEMAAAAAAD! MINDJAIL! HE IS TRAPPED! GET HIM OUT! <+Dumont> EEEEEEEMAAAAAAD! MINDJAIL! HE IS TRAPPED! GET HIM OUT! <blorpy> MINDJAIL <blorpy> MINDJAIL! <psionicman> Isn't emad the fellow who's trapped in mindjail? <rainboqer> I wonder what emad did?
<emad> hello my name is emad and i found this racist to all ...MY MIND IS CLOSING IN ON ME AGAIN ,MUST STOP << WHERE AM I , UM TRAPPED NOW < SOME ONE HELP!!!!
[edit] Mindjail's Actual Location
Mindjail is also the name of SlashNET's (former) Dallas, TX IRC Server. It is (no longer) located at mindjail.slashnet.org. Poor mindjail. :(
