MK
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| Course | David | Ashley | Randy | Ryan |
| Luigi Circuit | 1:16.190 | |||
| Moo Moo Meadows | 1:24.272 | |||
| Mushroom Gorge | 1:54.174 | |||
| Toad's Factory | 2:00.776 | |||
| Mario Circuit | 1:29.461 | |||
| Coconut Mall | 2:08.147 | |||
| DK Summit | 2:03.351 | |||
| Wario's Gold Mine | 2:04.077 | |||
| Daisy Circuit | 1:41.125 | 1:45.948 | ||
| Koopa Cape | 2:35.564 | 2:38.040 | ||
| Maple Treeway | 2:34.923 | |||
| Grumble Volcano | 2:10.265 | |||
| Dry Dry Ruins | 2:08.020 | |||
| Moonview Highway | 2:00.947 | |||
| Bowser's Castle | 2:46.242 | 2:44.890 | ||
| Rainbow Road | 2:45.565 | 2:47.721 |
| Course | Ashley | Randy |
| Luigi Circuit | X | |
| Moo Moo Meadows | X | |
| Mushroom Gorge | X | |
| Toad's Factory | X | |
| Mario Circuit | X | |
| Coconut Mall | X | |
| DK Summit | X | |
| Wario's Gold Mine | X | |
| Daisy Circuit | X | |
| Koopa Cape | X | |
| Maple Treeway | X | |
| Grumble Volcano | X | |
| Dry Dry Ruins | X | |
| Moonview Highway | X | |
| Bowser's Castle | X | |
| Rainbow Road | X |
