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The iBlame Tag Cloud Full res: [1] xkcd I blame storm occured on July 25th 2008, the day Randy Pausch died.

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[edit] The Blame Stats (by frequency of blame subject)

  • repetition: 70
  • repitition: 11
  • feureau: 7
  • recursion: 6
  • xk: 4
  • blame: 4
  • flooding: 4
  • <3 thunder: 4
  • julian : 3
  • eule: 3
  • relsqui: 3
  • tofaffy|lappy: 3
  • neptunepink : 3
  • #xkcd: 3
  • bucket: 3
  • abzde: 3
  • : 2
  • sleep: 2
  • grammar nazis: 2
  • spartacus: 2
  • aol: 2
  • cthulu: 2
  • digitrev: 2
  • your mom: 2
  • opera: 2
  • embrodak: 2
  • rk: 2
  • randall: 2
  • airtank: 2
  • tofaffy|lappy : 2
  • digg: 2
  • godwin: 2
  • julian: 2
  • nipples: 2
  • bucket : 2
  • mud: 2
  • reddit: 2
  • ignorance: 2
  • your mother: 2
  • myself: 2
  • it: 2
  • hooloo: 2
  • python: 2
  • marc : 2
  • number 10: 2
  • diet-drew: 2
  • xkcd: 2
  • regex: 2
  • repeating myself: 2
  • communist china: 2
  • eule : 2
  • your face: 2
  • number 9: 2
  • boom de yada: 2
  • 9/11: 1
  • descartes: 1
  • people who lose the game: 1
  • people who doesn't realize that they're being blamed: 1
  • davean: 1
  • kde: 1
  • small balls: 1
  • moog's haha for disturbing the storm: 1
  • digikernel panic: stop: 1
  • the weak force: 1
  • ge: 1
  • o(n^3): 1
  • free porn: 1
  • the next person that joins: 1
  • vidjo games: 1
  • lame rhymes: 1
  • masturbating monkeys: 1
  • polarity: 1
  • david hasselhoff: 1
  • everything: 1
  • the 2 bit in my hard drive: 1
  • happy fun ball: 1
  • the congo: 1
  • security fixes: 1
  • red spiders: 1
  • being too slow to blame tofaffy|lappy: 1
  • tpos. dammit: 1
  • os/2: 1
  • chinese people: 1
  • colloquy: 1
  • wma: 1
  • futaba, for inspiring 4chan: 1
  • intense blaming of one person: 1
  • breeders: 1
  • red vs blue: 1
  • ebenezer scrooge: 1
  • passing the buck: 1
  • galacticaaaaa: 1
  • chris crocker: 1
  • the rebels: 1
  • anonymous: 1
  • apt-get: 1
  • desu~: 1
  • men in hats: 1
  • amtrak: 1
  • my penis for pissing on you: 1
  • steve: 1
  • people who thinks that this is painful: 1
  • riemann: 1
  • stanislaw lem: 1
  • country energy: 1
  • john mccain: 1
  • people who doesn't blame windows: 1
  • just losing the game: 1
  • my nic interface: 1
  • people who don't know how this started: 1
  • sentences without periods at the end: 1
  • recursive blame: 1
  • repetitors: 1
  • abraham for saddling his ass: 1
  • democratic republicans: 1
  • your hip fresh 80's attitude: 1
  • methane: 1
  • the whole world, and all its fucked-up people: 1
  • inithello too: 1
  • polyphasic sleep: 1
  • the 20 minutes we've spent blaming things: 1
  • my former roommate for being a /b/tard: 1
  • ie7: 1
  • voldemort: 1
  • generalisations: 1
  • quadrophonic speaker: 1
  • the cake: 1
  • who do?: 1
  • the series of tubes: 1
  • iggy pop: 1
  • men without balls: 1
  • fat rolls: 1
  • thunder: 1
  • insistance: 1
  • nom nom nom nom nom chimp: 1
  • ghandi: 1
  • gnome chompski: 1
  • colin ferrel: 1
  • monty: 1
  • lolgas: 1
  • gopher (the protocol): 1
  • the barenaked ladies: 1
  • my podcast: 1
  • michel foucault: 1
  • my lack of friends: 1
  • all of us for making blame not look like a word anymore: 1
  • the redshirt dude: 1
  • bucket for not being allowed to suck-it: 1
  • baseball: 1
  • eric s. raymond: 1
  • mindfucks: 1
  • the fact that the christian chick is a virgin: 1
  • ops for not stopping all this blame noise: 1
  • banjo games: 1
  • randall again: 1
  • porn: 1
  • the aliens: 1
  • inithello for starting this whole thing: 1
  • them both: 1
  • blaming recursion: 1
  • expensive beer: 1
  • alaska: 1
  • uzbekistan: 1
  • blaming blame: 1
  • dead babies: 1
  • router problems: 1
  • our lord and creator, god: 1
  • moobs!: 1
  • microsoft : 1
  • iblame from apple: 1
  • me for never leeched off of aol's free internet cds: 1
  • sheeptbat: 1
  • fictional jimbo wales: 1
  • blam: 1
  • the timequake: 1
  • buses: 1
  • being squished by plywood when i was 2 years old: 1
  • flyingferret : 1
  • having voice removed: 1
  • mizhi too: 1
  • eva braun: 1
  • uniz: 1
  • tab-complete: 1
  • the n95: 1
  • jrr tolkein: 1
  • 7, because 7 ate 9: 1
  • the people neptunepink blamed: 1
  • the law, but the law won: 1
  • godwin's law: 1
  • star wars: 1
  • digitrev for blaming me: 1
  • open source: 1
  • bling da yoda: 1
  • tofaffy|lappy for being unoriginal: 1
  • people who doesn't get my monochrome bear yokes: 1
  • help i'm trapped in a universe factory: 1
  • people who doesn't blame other people: 1
  • loud music: 1
  • perl: 1
  • zig: 1
  • discounted blames: 1
  • comcast: 1
  • genewitch for making me laugh: 1
  • eli's little sis: 1
  • the bastards who turn around in my driveway: 1
  • david lettermen: 1
  • self-reference: 1
  • steeve jobs: 1
  • females: 1
  • analrev: 1
  • the blame game: 1
  • cnet: 1
  • spam whores: 1
  • yahoo: 1
  • vinod khostla: 1
  • brass balls: 1
  • the assholes: 1
  • the rising cost of oil: 1
  • free softwrae: 1
  • rat flail: 1
  • browncoats: 1
  • the babe with the poer: 1
  • netscape: 1
  • greammer nutsies: 1
  • me: 1
  • stumbleupon: 1
  • ugly guys: 1
  • my isp: 1
  • clit mouses: 1
  • preggo porn: 1
  • euler: 1
  • killings : 1
  • charlie burns: 1
  • video games: 1
  • epistemological anarchism: 1
  • conan-oh wait, i love him: 1
  • cat: 1
  • glench : 1
  • ansible: 1
  • sinusoidal motion: 1
  • vagoos: 1
  • keynes: 1
  • diet-drew for using said tactics: 1
  • bucket and unoriginality: 1
  • deb: 1
  • wholesale blames: 1
  • heath ledger, for faking his death (only two days till i'm right or a jackass): 1
  • computers: 1
  • the real world: 1
  • john lennon: 1
  • vogons: 1
  • hexagons: 1
  • tail recursion: 1
  • the far side: 1
  • cows: 1
  • xavier : 1
  • neptunepink for blaming porn: 1
  • people who blame people: 1
  • xkcdb: 1
  • the creation of a new meme: 1
  • self references: 1
  • captain cook: 1
  • porn for making adults to love kim possible: 1
  • mp3s: 1
  • haxxors: 1
  • the game!: 1
  • the fdic: 1
  • gentoo: 1
  • algebra: 1
  • turing: 1
  • the man!: 1
  • over-used puns: 1
  • being dropped on my head when i was 9 months old: 1
  • fromunda: 1
  • people who doesn't keep log of their irc chats: 1
  • trinary digits: 1
  • to kill a mockingbird: 1
  • the nyt: 1
  • not having copied "i blame" to my clipboard yet: 1
  • neptunepink: 1
  • the lame: 1
  • ademan : 1
  • david blake: 1
  • devo: 1
  • gödel: 1
  • hot chicks: 1
  • people who can handle the truth: 1
  • deconstruction: 1
  • botsnack: 1
  • capitalist china: 1
  • eggplants: 1
  • photoshop: 1
  • pov porn: 1
  • dan lyons for shutting down fake steve jobs because he's a fucking douchebag: 1
  • redundant repetitive repercussions: 1
  • futanari: 1
  • penii yokes: 1
  • the bingo players: 1
  • my potential offspring too: 1
  • ernst rohm: 1
  • not having a girlfriend: 1
  • humans for their fucked up ways: 1
  • spaghetti sauce: 1
  • messiahs on toast: 1
  • the ellipsis: 1
  • /d/ for all my new fetishes: 1
  • rick rolls: 1
  • neptunepink for being slow: 1
  • the real line: 1
  • 23: 1
  • the freaky geeks: 1
  • curses: 1
  • dementedgamer : 1
  • joy multiplication: 1
  • locats also: 1
  • nsfw: 1
  • michael moore: 1
  • digitrev for making me want to write "i blame" in brain fuck: 1
  • low blood sugar: 1
  • spongebob's mom!: 1
  • people for giving feureau the benefit of the doubt: 1
  • fox news: 1
  • the internet for making me waste my time: 1
  • my observational skills: 1
  • failing at using bucket: 1
  • robert jordan: 1
  • ff9: 1
  • heero for blaming ikaruga, unless it's for the time used: 1
  • my lack of money: 1
  • whoever started this: 1
  • that penguin tux: 1
  • ayn rand: 1
  • newman: 1
  • conan (the adventurer): 1
  • safari: 1
  • maim'd shame: 1
  • useless spam: 1
  • things that sound like emacs but aren't: 1
  • ball snaks: 1
  • hippies: 1
  • analogrev: 1
  • richard dawkins: 1
  • people who still mispell "blame": 1
  • bryan: 1
  • cheap bear: 1
  • men in tights: 1
  • sierra nevada pale ale: 1
  • gabrielf for blaming me for blaming him: 1
  • shoddy references to 80's pop songs: 1
  • new order: 1
  • the social sciences: 1
  • larry wall: 1
  • the imperialist capitalist pig-dogs, comrade!: 1
  • cherry tomatoes: 1
  • debaser who can't spell "blame": 1
  • the big bang: 1
  • my irc logs: 1
  • ejaculation: 1
  • debaser for speaking his name: 1
  • phi: 1
  • everyone for not making it rhyme: 1
  • feureau for not saying "iblame apple": 1
  • static: 1
  • siddartha gautama: 1
  • creationists: 1
  • aids: 1
  • alt-printscreen-o: 1
  • having cable that is not for television: 1
  • al gore: 1
  • george bush: 1
  • noam chomsky, but not so much nim chimpsky: 1
  • feureau, for participating: 1
  • we do: 1
  • mirc for the decline of irc: 1
  • solar flares causing coriolis effects on the hard drive platters: 1
  • god: 1
  • david duchovny: 1
  • tomorrow: 1
  • david matthews: 1
  • knowing the babe: 1
  • barbarella: 1
  • morgan freeman: 1
  • the syphill8is: 1
  • jk rowling: 1
  • paul mccartney: 1
  • lindsey lohan: 1
  • lag: 1
  • quaternary: 1
  • hemorrhoid cream: 1
  • existentialism: 1
  • dune: 1
  • magic dunce: 1
  • digital tv: 1
  • internic?: 1
  • california: 1
  • e8: 1
  • people who blame people who don't know that we're assigning blame: 1
  • x: 1
  • captain morgan: 1
  • not having a television: 1
  • grammatical errors: 1
  • bash: 1
  • /b/: 1
  • dementedgamer for not getting it: 1
  • isp: 1
  • butterflies: 1
  • your shriveled cock and balls: 1
  • harley david's son: 1
  • andrew ryan: 1
  • 11101101: 1
  • all my ex-gfs: 1
  • archangel1024, for not taking part: 1
  • *: 1
  • your sister: 1
  • hannah montanna: 1
  • penis-based quantum encryption: 1
  • debaser, who fails: 1
  • walkers: 1
  • parcel farce: 1
  • first person shooters: 1
  • spinning: 1
  • chainsaws for getting stuck in dead flesh: 1
  • ferdinand the mellow: 1
  • charlieeeeeeeee: 1
  • f. stop fitzgerald: 1
  • non breaking spaces: 1
  • the third wall: 1
  • free beer: 1
  • the obstetricians: 1
  • regret: 1
  • myself, for starting this: 1
  • mr. hilter: 1
  • you all, each and every one of you: 1
  • people who ask how long it will be carrying on: 1
  • ieee1394: 1
  • the game: 1
  • spock: 1
  • jeremy clarkson: 1
  • hivemind: 1
  • typing: 1
  • people who doesn't blame people: 1
  • ipv4: 1
  • your grandfather's viagra: 1
  • crappy poetry: 1
  • the labryinth: 1
  • ctrl-alt-delete: 1
  • the fcc: 1
  • movie quotes: 1
  • the safety dance: 1
  • tina fey: 1
  • arthur dent: 1
  • tivo: 1
  • first person shooter porn: 1
  • entropy: 1
  • obama: 1
  • jquery: 1
  • even more typos: 1
  • television: 1
  • chairman mao: 1
  • pointers: 1
  • kublai khaaaaaaaaaaaan!: 1
  • you for blaming too much: 1
  • that stupid remote: 1
  • that mammoth: 1
  • zsh: 1
  • mizhi for the sake of -beep-ing him: 1
  • wine 1.0: 1
  • john galt: 1
  • the diagonal arguement: 1
  • low wpm: 1
  • global variables: 1
  • the fact that blame repetition is not properly aligned: 1
  • the hivemind: 1
  • myself as well: 1
  • having a television but not cable: 1
  • effecity: 1
  • imdb: 1
  • genewitch for not recognizing a scrubs reference: 1
  • momentum for making nuts smack you: 1
  • nazi: 1
  • pirate bay: 1
  • freud: 1
  • gabrielf: 1
  • franz ferdinand: 1
  • /clear for saving me from the game - oh shit: 1
  • the pot: 1
  • harper: 1
  • the seminal conveyance mechanisms: 1
  • tlds: 1
  • silly memes: 1
  • jrr tolling: 1
  • torvalds: 1
  • kim jong-il: 1
  • banging clits: 1
  • calculus: 1
  • the lolrus: 1
  • all that noise: 1
  • moog's unoriginalityh: 1
  • kilgore trout: 1
  • trains: 1
  • stack overflows: 1
  • everyone but alan turing, who was awesome: 1
  • nothing: 1
  • whoever created god: 1
  • kkasu: 1
  • explosives: 1
  • ________: 1
  • wondering how big my irc log from this channel will be: 1
  • stereo: 1
  • violence and sex on tv: 1
  • intercontinental cables: 1
  • mizhi's dad: 1
  • moonshine: 1
  • the commies, again: 1
  • people who think rowling involves rowlf the dog: 1
  • discovery channel because i'm singing this to boom de yada: 1
  • jrr rowling: 1
  • bash.org: 1
  • that scary black kid on that mindfuck pic for haunting me: 1
  • electrons: 1
  • fartingfool, for trying to end this: 1
  • goto 10: 1
  • the lolocrtas: 1
  • clark gable: 1
  • stephen king: 1
  • people who running out of things to blame: 1
  • printer head alignment: 1
  • mizhi: 1
  • , instead of : 1
  • the second wall: 1
  • moog, for reusing that blame: 1
  • fucking reddit: 1
  • booze: 1
  • kitt: 1
  • jailbait: 1
  • fear: 1
  • you because i said iblame by apple before. mwahahahaha: 1
  • abzde once more: 1
  • xml: 1
  • bucket, once more: 1
  • lolcasts: 1
  • causality: 1
  • bff: 1
  • dane cook: 1
  • time travelers: 1
  • neptunepink for my gas: 1
  • tofaffy: 1
  • people who change topic in the middle of a blame storm: 1
  • 4 chan for internet propagation of /d/: 1
  • gnaa: 1
  • evilmonkey for getting it stuck again: 1
  • mispelling blame: 1
  • non-feureaus: 1
  • iq tasts: 1
  • incredible hulk for not showing hulk penis on the movie: 1
  • dm: 1
  • david blaine: 1
  • heero: 1
  • mizhi's reflexes: 1
  • people who blame things: 1
  • blame for looking weird after seeing "blame" so many times: 1
  • dd: 1
  • monochrome bear: 1
  • tim berners-lee: 1
  • useful spam who offer me penis entanglements: 1
  • the condom breaks: 1
  • federal ex-girlfriend: 1
  • 10010100101: 1
  • recursive repitition: 1
  • r. buckminster fuller: 1
  • epic fail: 1
  • the marquis de sade: 1
  • ie9: 1
  • ie8: 1
  • wiki howto kill a mocking bird: 1
  • the temperature: 1
  • fake steve jobs: 1
  • the blogosphere: 1
  • eule again: 1
  • his fetus: 1
  • the jam: 1
  • el nino: 1
  • c++: 1
  • retroactive blame: 1
  • relsqui : 1
  • the kids: 1
  • people who beg me for change at the train station and when i come back they're still there!: 1
  • digitrev : 1
  • feureau for not giving me her number: 1
  • rms: 1
  • evilmonkey's lack of imaginination: 1
  • jack faust: 1
  • xkcd for getting this stuck in my head: 1
  • blam!: 1
  • emad: 1
  • kanye: 1
  • dementedgamer, for not knowing we're assigning blame: 1
  • squidward: 1
  • relsquiddle: 1
  • the power of voodoo!: 1
  • cosplay: 1
  • ferdinand de saussure: 1
  • rms titanic: 1
  • rubik's cube: 1
  • base 16: 1
  • republicans for a lot: 1
  • roslin too: 1
  • irrational numbers: 1
  • what babe: 1
  • kapersky: 1
  • the george washington bridge: 1
  • lamer blamers: 1
  • embrodak : 1
  • posix: 1
  • people who collect aol cds: 1
  • flickr: 1
  • boobs!: 1
  • chuck "brown" norris: 1
  • the ussr enterprise: 1
  • planes: 1
  • poor genetics: 1
  • the fail boat: 1
  • pink things: 1
  • shitting bricks: 1
  • brownshirts: 1
  • democrats for making blame chic: 1
  • ford pos: 1
  • michaelangelo's david's publicly private parts: 1
  • v basic: 1
  • buttsechs: 1
  • roland barthes!: 1
  • long-drawn-out vowels: 1
  • gwb: 1
  • xerox, too: 1
  • mono: 1
  • a stranger in a strange land: 1
  • hugh jackman: 1
  • all your base: 1
  • quentin tarantino for not directing the desperate housewives movie: 1
  • bots: 1
  • the interwebs: 1
  • redundancy, redundancy and redundancy: 1
  • mizhi's evil crimes: 1
  • spartaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!: 1
  • my penis for ejaculating on you: 1
  • republicans for making things suck so much we have to blame things: 1
  • bricks: 1
  • everyone who hasn't used "i blame" yet: 1
  • my mother for not having an abortion: 1
  • feureau for wanting to stop this blame noise: 1
  • mccain: 1
  • the visible spectrum: 1
  • linux: 1
  • polo: 1
  • all your ex-gfs too: 1
  • erections, they force me to masturbate: 1
  • linus: 1
  • roland garros: 1
  • hitler: 1
  • michael jackson: 1
  • people who play the game: 1
  • assimilation, and those damn borgs too!: 1
  • marc: 1
  • celluloid: 1
  • the empire: 1
  • beer: 1
  • bees: 1
  • slashdot: 1
  • alcohol in my blood-surrogate: 1
  • my non-monospaced font: 1
  • rpm : 1
  • that big white fish: 1
  • being tired, good night all: 1
  • blaming of intense blaming of one person: 1
  • purple things: 1
  • this evil script that's making fun of you: 1
  • spongebob!: 1
  • adom: 1
  • whoever created god's creator's creator: 1
  • urban reclamation: 1
  • jiff: 1
  • isaac asimov: 1
  • epoch fail: 1
  • getting blamed: 1
  • people who moderate this channel: 1
  • men without hats: 1
  • unscientologists: 1
  • the uncertainty principle: 1
  • the obese: 1
  • running gags: 1
  • the ops for not kicking everyone: 1
  • epoch times: 1
  • mizhi for beating me to it: 1
  • rivalarrival for historical references: 1
  • existance: 1
  • cindy eloper: 1
  • cheap wine: 1
  • spangbob: 1
  • momentum: 1
  • brainfuck: 1
  • digitrev and any future genetic offspring he may produce: 1
  • fleer: 1
  • the lack of stick figure pornn: 1
  • kernels for panicking: 1
  • sheefle : 1
  • vi: 1
  • y tu mama tambien: 1
  • fucking with reddit: 1
  • shame: 1
  • debaser: 1
  • debaser : 1
  • zombocom: 1
  • kenya: 1
  • all your gods: 1
  • all the female members of your immediate family!: 1
  • ohm: 1
  • dhl: 1
  • neptunepink for seconding this thing: 1
  • you guys suck: 1
  • michelangelo's "david": 1
  • tobbez : 1
  • dead people for rising up: 1
  • spartaaa!: 1
  • science slash fiction: 1
  • genewitch for being a fat fart: 1
  • babies: 1
  • knuth: 1
  • kelly clacksound: 1
  • dhs: 1
  • your father's penis: 1
  • the lie: 1
  • balm: 1
  • your parents for fucking for your creation: 1
  • infinity: 1
  • kids in sandbox: 1
  • feureau for not making the i blame continue going right: 1
  • ff3: 1
  • yesterday: 1
  • useful spam: 1
  • reiser: 1
  • the topic: 1
  • not getting kicked for typing desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu so many times: 1
  • morgan suppressedman: 1
  • nouns: 1
  • repetities: 1
  • ikea: 1
  • ncc-1701: 1
  • *your* mother: 1
  • the cobra kai: 1
  • thx: 1
  • my brain for hurting: 1
  • robert a. henlein: 1
  • people who's hard drives are too small to handle this: 1
  • moog's underline: 1
  • english: 1
  • republicans: 1
  • chiang kai shek: 1
  • xkcdb.com: 1
  • gregory peck: 1
  • break;: 1
  • atlas shrugged: 1
  • the power of vooodo: 1
  • this channel: 1
  • pigeons: 1
  • newton: 1
  • lolcats: 1
  • gimp for it's lousy color management: 1
  • xkc: 1
  • xorg's mouse-select: 1
  • the pidgins: 1
  • snaks instead of snakes: 1
  • broodax: 1
  • david koresh: 1
  • diet-drew : 1
  • cillit bang: 1
  • brian wilson: 1
  • gabrielf : 1
  • you're gonna have to come back here you're going to have to come back here: 1
  • people who say amen to me: 1
  • halo: 1
  • people who say "what the hell is this?": 1
  • redundant redundancy: 1
  • humanity: 1
  • near am gettin' sick of all this hyar blame: 1
  • the land down under: 1
  • marco: 1
  • konqueror: 1
  • the westboro baptist church: 1
  • mov: 1
  • the teachers: 1
  • foonetic bastards: 1
  • julian's mom: 1
  • lurkers for inflating #xkcd denizen count: 1
  • what power: 1
  • the fact that i'm glad i canceled my date with a hot christian chick to day so i can participate in this blame storm: 1
  • hormonal flux: 1
  • everything in the universe, past, present, or future: 1
  • mizhi : 1
  • diet drew: 1
  • signal: 1
  • galctos: 1
  • punch cards: 1
  • ozone: 1
  • help i'm trapped in a blame factory: 1
  • the magic dance: 1
  • the joiners: 1
  • my bad jokes and lack of originality: 1
  • dancing if you want to, because if they don't dance then they ain't no freinds of mine: 1
  • standards noncompliance: 1
  • desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu : 1
  • bitlbee: 1
  • google: 1
  • roslin : 1
  • idiots for idiocy: 1
  • the lack of cup between two girls: 1
  • my dad too: 1
  • salmonila and bad spelling: 1
  • anal tv: 1
  • ferocious orgasms, they make me sleep: 1
  • your lame brain in the membraine: 1
  • the commies: 1
  • #xkcd for being unable to sleep: 1
  • rpm: 1
  • slash fiction: 1
  • quarks: 1
  • fox: 1
  • anne coulter: 1
  • religion: 1
  • poser©: 1
  • my leopard for typos: 1
  • gravity. it really gets me down: 1
  • groupthink: 1
  • joy division: 1
  • o2: 1
  • fartingfool for his brilliant idea: 1
  • noise: 1
  • assembly: 1
  • kernel panic: 1
  • people who blame people named feureau: 1
  • 300: 1
  • orientalism, not so much the concept as the book: 1
  • six feet under: 1
  • moore's law: 1
  • blamers: 1
  • myself for uploading all 1500 lines to bash.org: 1
  • peer: 1
  • at&t: 1
  • steel reserve: 1
  • oman612 : 1
  • being blamed for the umpteenth time: 1
  • genewitch: 1
  • vaginas: 1
  • david byrne: 1
  • your mouth for shutting down: 1
  • noam chomsky: 1
  • cogit0 : 1
  • recusion also, like before: 1
  • feureau for not having a bigboy isp: 1
  • resistence: 1
  • recursion too: 1
  • moot's mom, for creating moot: 1
  • that shit: 1
  • my unborn son: 1
  • peter pettigrew: 1
  • the same train of thought: 1
  • samus: 1
  • infinite loops: 1
  • emalbi: 1
  • trumpet players: 1
  • boom de yoda: 1
  • the internet: 1
  • the whole world: 1
  • your grandmother's 3rd son: 1
  • ikaruga: 1
  • jigsaw: 1
  • binary oppositions: 1
  • lol: 1
  • people who can't handle the truth: 1
  • atheists: 1
  • emacs: 1
  • anyone who shares a genetic heritage or social atmosphere with neptunepink : 1
  • ipv6: 1
  • avocados: 1
  • your mother, so ha!: 1
  • inithello's extended family: 1
  • stallman: 1
  • mua'dib!: 1
  • moot, for creating 4chan: 1
  • the joker: 1
  • genewitch for changing the topic: 1
  • basic: 1
  • bill gate's slave steve ballmer: 1
  • your sister for getting herself pregnant by my penis: 1
  • feureau for canceling a date: 1
  • the timeline: 1
  • julian again: 1
  • the blame-game for running away with my brain: 1
  • michael j fox, because of parkinsons: 1
  • losing the game too: 1
  • umberto eco: 1
  • people who mocks bird: 1
  • halebop: 1
  • misspelling: 1
  • therefore iwin... from apple: 1
  • rpm titanic: 1
  • flux capacitors: 1
  • whoever created god's creator: 1
  • that amazing isp rhyme: 1
  • something.com: 1
  • grace hopper: 1
  • parallel universes: 1
  • moose clips: 1
  • serial universe: 1
  • you do!: 1
  • the ddos also: 1
  • people for not giving me the benefit of the doubt: 1
  • kwin: 1
  • the federal reserve: 1
  • fiddlers: 1
  • the way mizhi stalls: 1
  • conan the barbarian: 1
  • time for going to fast: 1
  • my superior intellect: 1
  • off by 1 errors: 1
  • neptunepink for having a froofy name: 1
  • **********************************************************************************: 1
  • the google bomb: 1
  • 47: 1
  • number 15: 1
  • the mad hatter: 1
  • 42: 1
  • number 12: 1
  • morgan suppressedma: 1
  • aol for getting me kicked from the chatroom yesterday or my lol lol lol lol rhetoric: 1
  • riaa: 1
  • digitrev for blaming me for blaming him for blaming me: 1
  • blood clots: 1
  • the fda: 1
  • digital: 1
  • guard #3: 1
  • number 7: 1
  • number 6: 1
  • copypastas: 1
  • david bowie: 1
  • the uss enterprise: 1
  • hombre's: 1
  • leno: 1
  • rivalarrival for getting my jokes: 1
  • lemon demon: 1
  • netgear: 1
  • the discoverer's national disneyland geographic history channel: 1
  • all over my leopard: 1
  • the parents: 1
  • the bofh: 1
  • cheezburger and kittens for the decline of our generation: 1
  • whoever the fuck ddos'd 4chan: 1
  • my evil twin: 1
  • wow porn: 1
  • feureau's lack of sexual encounters: 1
  • perpendicular universes: 1
  • you racist bastards: 1
  • penis power: 1
  • oprah: 1
  • you all: 1
  • programming lang. boom de ada boom de ada: 1
  • all who just lost the game: 1
  • nasa: 1
  • carlin: 1
  • ternary: 1
  • angryoverlord : 1
  • the fact that my /entire/ scrollback is blame: 1

[edit] The failtastic code used to produce the above

import re

fuck = re.compile('(?mi)^.*?>[ ]+i blame (.*?)\.?$')

shit = {}

for what in open('lolwat.txt'):
        for gah in fuck.finditer(what):
                lol = gah.group(1).lower()
                if lol in shit:
                        shit[lol] += 1
                else:   
                        shit[lol] = 1

whore = shit.items()
whore.sort(key=lambda x: x[1], reverse=True)
cunt = file('analyzed.txt', 'w')
for item in whore:
         cunt.write('<li>%s: %s</li>\r\n' % (item[0], item[1]))
cunt.close()

[edit] The Blamers

  • feureau: 186
  • digitrev: 143
  • neptunepink: 106
  • genewitch: 87
  • hooloo: 75
  • rivalarrival: 69
  • abzde: 63
  • Diet-Drew: 60
  • Debaser: 57
  • julian: 53
  • Ansible: 47
  • mizhi: 41
  • InitHello: 41
  • GabrielF: 39
  • heero: 20
  • embrodak: 11
  • tofaffy|lappy: 8
  • Oman612: 8
  • Moog: 8
  • Jed: 7
  • EvilMonkey: 7
  • ArchAngel1024: 7
  • wsa: 6
  • DementedGamer: 5
  • Turgid: 4
  • fartingfool: 3
  • Bucket: 3
  • Squiddhartha: 2
  • Sb-120: 2
  • sheepbat: 1
  • marc: 1
  • halberd: 1
  • Beelzebub: 1

[edit] The Blame File (Uncleaned)

  • [22:04:19] <InitHello> I blame being dropped on my head when I was 9 months old.
  • [22:04:53] <digitrev> Really?
  • [22:04:55] <neptunepink> I blame being squished by plywood when I was 2 years old
  • [22:05:01] <digitrev> I blame nothing
  • [22:05:13] <fartingfool> i blame my mother for not having an abortion
  • [22:05:18] <hooloo> I blame alcohol in my blood-surrogate.
  • [22:05:24] <Ansible> hooloo++
  • [22:05:25] <InitHello> I was actually dropped on my head when I was 9 months old
  • [22:05:34] <fartingfool> and i was actually born
  • [22:05:40] <fartingfool> -.-
  • [22:06:00] <neptunepink> I was squished by plywood, but I'm unsure of my age at the time. :P
  • [22:06:04] <hooloo> I blame Basic
  • [22:06:33] <digitrev> I blame V Basic
  • [22:06:47] <--| Eule has left #xkcd
  • [22:06:52] <hooloo> I blame C++
  • [22:06:58] <neptunepink> I blame python
  • [22:07:02] <digitrev> I blame assembly
  • [22:07:19] <hooloo> I blame Umberto Eco
  • [22:07:27] |<-- pikhq has left colobus.foonetic.net (Quit: leaving)
  • [22:07:28] <GabrielF> i blame punch cards
  • [22:07:30] <digitrev> I blame Turing
  • [22:07:30] <Diet-Drew> I blame Kapersky
  • [22:07:37] <Ansible> I blame butterflies.
  • [22:07:42] <hooloo> I blame Grace Hopper
  • [22:07:44] <neptunepink> Programming languages are ruining our schools and causing international strife
  • [22:07:54] <hooloo> I blame Perl.
  • [22:07:56] <digitrev> I blame Descartes
  • [22:08:09] <neptunepink> I blame the kids.
  • [22:08:17] <digitrev> I blame the parents
  • [22:08:29] <GabrielF> I blame them both.
  • [22:08:33] <neptunepink> I blame the teachers
  • [22:08:33] <genewitch> i also blame the moms
  • [22:08:38] <digitrev> genewitch: I blame *your* mom
  • [22:08:44] <Diet-Drew> I blame my unborn son
  • [22:08:55] <genewitch> i blame digitrev and any future genetic offspring he may produce
  • [22:08:58] <neptunepink> I blame his fetus
  • [22:09:00] <rivalarrival> I blame the obstetricians
  • [22:09:14] <neptunepink> I blame the obese
  • [22:09:16] <digitrev> I blame my potential offspring too
  • [22:09:27] <Moog> i blame our lord and creator, god
  • [22:09:28] <genewitch> I blame blame
  • [22:09:35] <GabrielF> I blame whoever created God
  • [22:09:40] <digitrev> I blame electrons
  • [22:09:40] <Moog> he designed everyone in his own image, but fucked up when it came to digitrev. asshole.
  • [22:09:42] <neptunepink> I blame whoever started this
  • [22:09:45] <rivalarrival> I blame whoever created god's creator
  • [22:09:49] <genewitch> i blame the weak force
  • [22:09:52] <Ansible> I blame recursion.
  • [22:09:56] <GabrielF> I blame whoever created God's creator's creator
  • [22:09:59] <genewitch> i blame recursion too
  • [22:10:00] =-= shoofle is now known as sheefle
  • [22:10:03] <Diet-Drew> I blame Michael Jackson
  • [22:10:04] <rivalarrival> I blame <3 Thunder
  • [22:10:11] -->| mizhi (mizhi@hide-694E1DBF.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) has joined #xkcd
  • [22:10:16] <genewitch> i blame mizhi
  • [22:10:19] <neptunepink> I blame the whole world
  • [22:10:20] <digitrev> I blame emad
  • [22:10:20] <mizhi> huh what?
  • [22:10:27] <GabrielF> boom da vada
  • [22:10:29] <mizhi> damn, I just got here
  • [22:10:34] <genewitch> i blame things that sound like emacs but aren't
  • [22:10:36] <digitrev> I blame mizhi too
  • [22:10:42] <InitHello> I blame digitrev
  • [22:10:44] <mizhi> well fuck you all too :P
  • [22:10:50] <mizhi> what am I being blamed for?
  • [22:10:54] <InitHello> I blame the whole world, and all its fucked-up people
  • [22:10:57] <genewitch> I blamed digitrev already
  • [22:11:03] <InitHello> boom de vada, boom de vada
  • [22:11:03] <digitrev> I blame Carlin
  • [22:11:04] <Ansible> I blame Moore's law.
  • [22:11:06] <rivalarrival> I blame genewitch
  • [22:11:12] <genewitch> I ACCEPT ALL BLAME
  • [22:11:12] <mizhi> I blame the syphill8is
  • [22:11:14] <genewitch> I AM SORRY
  • [22:11:16] <neptunepink> I blame programming lang. boom de ada boom de ada
  • [22:11:29] <Diet-Drew> I blame video games
  • [22:11:30] <neptunepink> *languages
  • [22:11:30] <rivalarrival> I blame MUD
  • [22:11:34] <InitHello> I blame myself
  • [22:11:35] <mizhi> I blame the freaky geeks
  • [22:11:38] <feureau> IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!
  • [22:11:41] <digitrev> I blame InitHello too
  • [22:11:44] <Ansible> I blame momentum.
  • [22:11:49] <InitHello> yeah, I think I started this
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  • [22:11:51] <rivalarrival> I blame Red Spiders
  • [22:11:55] <genewitch> I blame gravity. it really gets me down
  • [22:11:58] <neptunepink> I blame the blogosphere
  • [22:11:58] <digitrev> I blame rpm
  • [22:12:01] <feureau> boom-de yada-boom de yada!
  • [22:12:01] <InitHello> the new <3 thunder, assigning blame
  • [22:12:09] <neptunepink> I blame apt-get
  • [22:12:10] <feureau> I blame <3 thunder
  • [22:12:14] <mizhi> I blame ferocious orgasms, they make me sleep
  • [22:12:16] |<-- cogit0 has left colobus.foonetic.net (Ping timeout)
  • [22:12:21] <genewitch> i blame democrats for making blame chic
  • [22:12:22] <digitrev> I blame neptunepink
  • [22:12:24] <InitHello> I blame peer
  • [22:12:26] <feureau> I blame creationists
  • [22:12:29] <rivalarrival> I blame beer
  • [22:12:35] <genewitch> i blame fleer.
  • [22:12:35] <digitrev> I blame fear
  • [22:12:37] <neptunepink> I blame Richard Dawkins
  • [22:12:39] <mizhi> I blame hormonal flux
  • [22:12:42] <GabrielF> I blame republicans for making things suck so much we have to blame things
  • [22:12:43] <feureau> I blame wine 1.0
  • [22:12:43] <julian> I blame Republicans for a lot.
  • [22:12:44] <InitHello> I blame erections, they force me to masturbate
  • [22:12:46] <Moog> i blame blame
  • [22:12:52] <mizhi> I blame all your gods.
  • [22:12:54] <Diet-Drew> I blame epistemological anarchism
  • [22:12:56] <neptunepink> I blame that penguin tux
  • [22:12:57] <feureau> I blame democratic republicans
  • [22:12:58] <digitrev> I blame Moog, for reusing that blame
  • [22:12:58] <rivalarrival> I blame all your base
  • [22:13:01] <genewitch> i blame moog's unoriginalityh
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  • [22:13:04] <digitrev> I blame zig
  • [22:13:05] <GabrielF> I blame existance
  • [22:13:05] <Moog> haha
  • [22:13:07] <InitHello> I blame moot, for creating 4chan
  • [22:13:12] <genewitch> i blame my leopard for typos
  • [22:13:14] <InitHello> that's his name, right?
  • [22:13:17] <Moog> i blame my observational skills
  • [22:13:19] <digitrev> I blame whoever the fuck DDoS'd 4chan
  • [22:13:20] <feureau> I blame Moog's haha for disturbing the storm
  • [22:13:21] <GabrielF> I blame moot's mom, for creating moot
  • [22:13:25] <Diet-Drew> I blame futaba, for inspiring 4chan
  • [22:13:25] <mizhi> I blame my superior intellect.
  • [22:13:26] <ArchAngel1024> is it still down?
  • [22:13:31] <Moog> i blame ________
  • [22:13:34] <Ansible> I blame the DDoS also.
  • [22:13:35] <Diet-Drew> Still getting DDoS'd
  • [22:13:35] <rivalarrival> I blame the assholes
  • [22:13:38] <feureau> I blame 4 chan for internet propagation of /d/
  • [22:13:41] <neptunepink> I blame Moog's underline
  • [22:13:44] -->| marc (marcuscong@hide-600817B4.hsd1.md.comcast.net) has joined #xkcd
  • [22:13:45] <digitrev> I blame futanari
  • [22:13:45] <julian> I blame idiots for idiocy.
  • [22:13:48] <feureau> I blame /b/
  • [22:13:49] <digitrev> I blame marc
  • [22:13:52] <Ansible> I blame /d/ for all my new fetishes.
  • [22:13:53] <marc> ...
  • [22:13:53] <Moog> i blame my former roommate for being a /b/tard
  • [22:13:54] <marc> what
  • [22:13:54] <Bucket> [Nothing happens.]
  • [22:13:55] <feureau> I blame people who blame things
  • [22:13:57] <mizhi> I blame humans for their fucked up ways
  • [22:13:58] <ArchAngel1024> I blame the commies.
  • [22:13:59] <marc> why am I being blamed
  • [22:13:59] <digitrev> I blame Bucket
  • [22:14:01] <rivalarrival> I blame Anonymous
  • [22:14:01] * Bucket is guilty as charged
  • [22:14:07] <Diet-Drew> Heh /d/ is harmless
  • [22:14:07] <ArchAngel1024> there we go
  • [22:14:08] <mizhi> I blame bucket
  • [22:14:08] <Bucket> Finally, *that's* over.
  • [22:14:10] * Bucket is guilty as charged
  • [22:14:11] <rivalarrival> I blame GNAA
  • [22:14:12] <ArchAngel1024> it's buckets fault
  • [22:14:14] <feureau> I blame unscientologists.
  • [22:14:15] <ArchAngel1024> no
  • [22:14:16] <Diet-Drew> They keep that hentai to themselves
  • [22:14:21] <ArchAngel1024> it's bucket's fault
  • [22:14:23] <digitrev> I blame the fail boat
  • [22:14:24] <feureau> I blame iBlame from apple
  • [22:14:24] <ArchAngel1024> it said so
  • [22:14:32] <feureau> i blame bucket
  • [22:14:32] * Bucket is guilty as charged
  • [22:14:33] <mizhi> fuck bucket?
  • [22:14:49] <neptunepink> I blame polarity
  • [22:14:53] <feureau> I blame your parents for fucking for your creation.
  • [22:14:55] <digitrev> I blame quarks
  • [22:14:56] <rivalarrival> I blame vaginas
  • [22:14:59] * ArchAngel1024 is in a better mood after seeing this shitstorm
  • [22:15:03] <genewitch> I blame feureau for not saying "iBlame Apple"
  • [22:15:08] <digitrev> I blame ArchAngel1024, for not taking part
  • [22:15:21] <neptunepink> I blame genewitch for being a fat fart
  • [22:15:21] <feureau> I blame penii yokes.
  • [22:15:22] <mizhi> I blame the condom breaks
  • [22:15:23] <ArchAngel1024> i blame the commies, again
  • [22:15:34] <digitrev> I blame hippies
  • [22:15:34] <genewitch> i blame neptunepink for my gas
  • [22:15:39] <InitHello> I blame the imperialist capitalist pig-dogs, comrade!
  • [22:15:41] <marc> I am hippies
  • [22:15:41] <Moog> i blame nipples
  • [22:15:43] <feureau> I blame lurkers for inflating #xkcd denizen count
  • [22:15:47] <rivalarrival> I blame the bastards who turn around in my driveway
  • [22:15:51] <feureau> I blame OPs for not stopping all this blame noise
  • [22:15:53] <digitrev> I blame Dane Cook
  • [22:16:00] <Diet-Drew> I blame the empire
  • [22:16:02] <neptunepink> I blame feureau
  • [22:16:02] <marc> FUCK DANE COOK
  • [22:16:03] <genewitch> i blame captain cook
  • [22:16:05] <ArchAngel1024> I blame Star Wars
  • [22:16:07] <rivalarrival> I blame feureau for wanting to stop this blame noise
  • [22:16:08] <InitHello> I blame feureau, for participating
  • [22:16:10] <digitrev> I blame Captain Morgan
  • [22:16:10] <GabrielF> I blame the rebels
  • [22:16:10] <feureau> I blame your lame brain in the membraine.
  • [22:16:19] <ArchAngel1024> I blame AIDS
  • [22:16:19] <Ansible> I blame #xkcd for being unable to sleep.
  • [22:16:19] <genewitch> I blame morgan freeman
  • [22:16:22] <neptunepink> I blame that big white fish
  • [22:16:22] <feureau> I blame me
  • [22:16:24] <Moog> i blame steve
  • [22:16:25] <InitHello> I blame Steel Reserve
  • [22:16:25] <EvilMonkey> I blame <3 thunder
  • [22:16:29] <feureau> I blame morgan suppressedma
  • [22:16:30] <Diet-Drew> I blame myself
  • [22:16:31] <ArchAngel1024> genewitch: SHUT YOUR MOUTH
  • [22:16:32] <EvilMonkey> boom de yada
  • [22:16:33] <feureau> I blame morgan suppressedman
  • [22:16:34] <Bucket> Ada yid moob!
  • [22:16:39] <digitrev> I blame boom de yada
  • [22:16:41] <feureau> I blame your mouth for shutting down.
  • [22:16:45] <rivalarrival> Boom de yada
  • [22:16:46] <Bucket> Bum dee yahduh
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  • [22:16:47] <julian> I blame generalisations.
  • [22:16:48] <neptunepink> I blame the blame-game for running away with my brain
  • [22:16:50] <InitHello> I blame moobs!
  • [22:16:53] <genewitch> I blame this channel
  • [22:16:56] <EvilMonkey> I blame your sister
  • [22:16:58] <digitrev> I blame Randall
  • [22:16:59] <mizhi> I blame lame rhymes
  • [22:17:04] <julian> I blame David Blaine.
  • [22:17:06] <GabrielF> I blame E8
  • [22:17:07] <InitHello> I blame your mother, so ha!
  • [22:17:10] <digitrev> I blame David Bowie
  • [22:17:11] <rivalarrival> I blame the temperature
  • [22:17:11] <genewitch> I blame the man!
  • [22:17:12] <Diet-Drew> I blame David Blake
  • [22:17:14] <neptunepink> I blame mizhi's evil crimes
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  • [22:17:17] <julian> I blame *your* mother.
  • [22:17:22] <digitrev> I blame DM
  • [22:17:22] <rivalarrival> I blame David Koresh
  • [22:17:24] <GabrielF> I blame the blame game
  • [22:17:28] <feureau> I blame the Discoverer's National Disneyland Geographic History channel
  • [22:17:29] <mizhi> Oh yeah? Well I *fucked* your mother.
  • [22:17:31] <neptunepink> I blame GabrielF
  • [22:17:32] <InitHello> I blame all the female members of your immediate family!
  • [22:17:33] <genewitch> I blame halebop
  • [22:17:35] <Diet-Drew> I blame David Hasselhoff
  • [22:17:37] <feureau> I blame people who doesn't blame other people.
  • [22:17:39] <halberd> I blame babies
  • [22:17:41] <InitHello> I blame KITT
  • [22:17:42] <ArchAngel1024> I blame Heath Ledger, for faking his death (only two days till I'm right or a jackass)
  • [22:17:42] <digitrev> I blame sheefle
  • [22:17:44] <neptunepink> I blame InitHello's extended family
  • [22:17:45] <mizhi> I blame grammatical errors
  • [22:17:46] <feureau> I blame Chuck "Brown" Norris.
  • [22:17:46] <GabrielF> I double-blame neptunepink
  • [22:17:51] <rivalarrival> I blame David Duchovny
  • [22:17:53] <julian> I blame Stallman.
  • [22:17:59] <genewitch> I blame cows.
  • [22:17:59] <mizhi> I blame linus
  • [22:18:00] <digitrev> I blame Torvalds
  • [22:18:01] <feureau> I blame you for blaming too much.
  • [22:18:02] <GabrielF> everyone blames stallman
  • [22:18:04] <InitHello> I blame anyone who shares a genetic heritage or social atmosphere with neptunepink
  • [22:18:07] =-= NapBun is now known as Roslin
  • [22:18:08] <neptunepink> I blame Reiser
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  • [22:18:09] <mizhi> digitrev, too slow
  • [22:18:09] <digitrev> I blame Roslin
  • [22:18:10] <Diet-Drew> I blame David Lettermen
  • [22:18:11] <feureau> I blame people who running out of things to blame
  • [22:18:17] <EvilMonkey> I blame Hugh Jackman
  • [22:18:17] <feureau> I blame Microsoft
  • [22:18:17] <mizhi> I blame Roslin too
  • [22:18:19] <genewitch> i blame AT&T
  • [22:18:21] <InitHello> I blame Leno
  • [22:18:22] <digitrev> I blame Comcast
  • [22:18:26] <Ansible> I blame my ISP.
  • [22:18:27] <genewitch> I blame Xerox, too
  • [22:18:31] <Diet-Drew> I blame Conan-oh wait, i love him
  • [22:18:33] <feureau> I blame Bill Gate's slave Steve Ballmer
  • [22:18:36] <digitrev> I blame Men in Hats
  • [22:18:38] <wsa> I blame humanity
  • [22:18:39] <rivalarrival> I blame Michelangelo's "David"
  • [22:18:41] <mizhi> I blame men in tights
  • [22:18:42] <feureau> I blame Conan (the adventurer)
  • [22:18:44] <InitHello> I blame all my ex-gfs
  • [22:18:46] <Diet-Drew> I blame the safety dance
  • [22:18:48] <digitrev> I blame Conan the Barbarian
  • [22:18:50] <julian> A friend of mine blames society.
  • [22:18:51] <genewitch> I blame Celluloid
  • [22:18:51] <neptunepink> I blame that amazing ISP rhyme
  • [22:18:52] <mizhi> I blame all your ex-gfs too
  • [22:18:52] <Ansible> I blame Photoshop.
  • [22:18:59] <feureau> I blame Michaelangelo's David's publicly private parts
  • [22:19:01] <EvilMonkey> I blame everything in the universe, past, present, or future
  • [22:19:04] <rivalarrival> I blame David Matthews
  • [22:19:05] <Diet-Drew> I blame dancing if you want to, because if they don't dance then they ain't no freinds of mine
  • [22:19:13] <digitrev> I blame parallel universes
  • [22:19:16] <feureau> I blame GIMP for it's lousy color management
  • [22:19:19] <feureau> I blame serial universe
  • [22:19:20] <genewitch> I blame EvilMonkey's lack of imaginination.
  • [22:19:21] <Ansible> I blame the timeline.
  • [22:19:22] <mizhi> I blame shoddy references to 80's pop songs
  • [22:19:22] <neptunepink> I blame rick rolls
  • [22:19:23] <Diet-Drew> I blame the Far Side
  • [22:19:24] <GabrielF> I blame perpendicular universes
  • [22:19:26] <feureau> I blame analogrev
  • [22:19:26] <digitrev> I blame the game!
  • [22:19:33] <mizhi> I blame fat rolls
  • [22:19:34] <Diet-Drew> I blame slash fiction
  • [22:19:36] <feureau> I blame analrev
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  • [22:19:38] <EvilMonkey> I blame genewitch for not recognizing a scrubs reference
  • [22:19:39] <genewitch> I blame the law, but the law won
  • [22:19:40] <neptunepink> I blame polyphasic sleep
  • [22:19:40] <rivalarrival> I blame emalbi
  • [22:19:44] <ArchAngel1024> I blame Newman
  • [22:19:45] <Diet-Drew> I blame cosplay
  • [22:19:46] <mizhi> I blame Bryan
  • [22:19:46] <digitrev> i blame vi
  • [22:19:47] <feureau> I blame science slash fiction.
  • [22:19:49] <ArchAngel1024> newman.
  • [22:19:49] <Ansible> I blame sleep.
  • [22:19:51] <Diet-Drew> NEWMAN!
  • [22:19:52] <neptunepink> I blame emacs
  • [22:19:56] <feureau> I blame sentences without periods at the end.
  • [22:19:57] <genewitch> i blame not having a television
  • [22:19:58] <digitrev> I blame cat
  • [22:20:04] <genewitch> i blame grammar nazis
  • [22:20:05] <feureau> I blame television
  • [22:20:05] <mizhi> I blame grammar nazis.
  • [22:20:07] <neptunepink> I blame dd
  • [22:20:09] <rivalarrival> I blame, therefore I am
  • [22:20:09] <fartingfool> I blame GWB
  • [22:20:11] <feureau> I blame Greammer Nutsies.
  • [22:20:12] <GabrielF> I blame having a television but not cable
  • [22:20:16] <hooloo> I blame David Byrne
  • [22:20:17] <digitrev> I blame Harper
  • [22:20:17] <mizhi> I blame godwin.
  • [22:20:19] <fartingfool> we should do this in signal, so there's no repeats :-P
  • [22:20:21] <hooloo> I blame running gags.
  • [22:20:25] <neptunepink> I blame mizhi for beating me to it
  • [22:20:26] <genewitch> i blame intercontinental cables
  • [22:20:29] <feureau> I blame having cable that is not for television.
  • [22:20:31] <digitrev> I blame fartingfool, for trying to end this
  • [22:20:34] <Ansible> I blame fartingfool for his brilliant idea.
  • [22:20:35] <Diet-Drew> I blame the Real World
  • [22:20:37] <neptunepink> I blame digital TV
  • [22:20:38] <mizhi> I blame neptunepink for being slow
  • [22:20:40] <julian> I blame Hitler.
  • [22:20:43] <feureau> I blame anal TV
  • [22:20:44] <hooloo> I blame Colloquy
  • [22:20:45] <genewitch> i blame Newton.
  • [22:20:48] <mizhi> I blame eva braun
  • [22:20:49] <digitrev> I blame buttsechs
  • [22:20:49] <feureau> I blame Mr. Hilter.
  • [22:20:49] <InitHello> I blame Godwin's Law
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  • [22:20:50] <rivalarrival> I blame Godwin
  • [22:20:54] <Ansible> I blame time travelers.
  • [22:20:54] <GabrielF> I blame Ernst Rohm
  • [22:20:54] <wsa> I blame Men Without Hats
  • [22:20:56] <hooloo> I blame Ferdinand de Saussure
  • [22:20:58] <julian> I blame methane.
  • [22:20:59] <feureau> I blame mIRC for the decline of IRC
  • [22:21:00] <hooloo> I blame Devo
  • [22:21:01] <neptunepink> I blame xkcd for getting this stuck in my head
  • [22:21:03] <mizhi> I blame men without balls
  • [22:21:04] <genewitch> I blame the marquis de sade
  • [22:21:05] <Diet-Drew> I blame the magic dance
  • [22:21:06] <feureau> I blame Ferdinand the Mellow
  • [22:21:09] <digitrev> I blame spinning
  • [22:21:11] <neptunepink> I blame mizhi's dad
  • [22:21:12] <Diet-Drew> I blame knowing the babe
  • [22:21:13] <hooloo> I blame The Jam
  • [22:21:14] <ArchAngel1024> I blame Franz Ferdinand
  • [22:21:15] <Ansible> I blame blame for looking weird after seeing "blame" so many times.
  • [22:21:16] <Diet-Drew> I blame what babe
  • [22:21:16] <feureau> I blame magic dunce
  • [22:21:16] <mizhi> I blame my dad too
  • [22:21:17] <InitHello> I blame Spongebob!
  • [22:21:19] <feureau> I blame Jiff
  • [22:21:20] <hooloo> I blame Joy Division
  • [22:21:22] <Moog> i blame balm
  • [22:21:24] <Diet-Drew> I blame the babe with the poer
  • [22:21:25] <feureau> I blame SpangBob
  • [22:21:26] <digitrev> I blame Joy Multiplication
  • [22:21:27] <rivalarrival> I blame sleep
  • [22:21:27] <GabrielF> I blame squidward
  • [22:21:28] <InitHello> I blame Spongebob's mom!
  • [22:21:33] <Diet-Drew> I blame what power
  • [22:21:34] <feureau> I blame Harley David's son.
  • [22:21:34] <hooloo> I blame New Order
  • [22:21:38] <feureau> I blame YOUR MOM
  • [22:21:39] <Diet-Drew> I blame the power of voodoo!
  • [22:21:43] <Diet-Drew> I blame who do?
  • [22:21:43] <hooloo> I blame penis power
  • [22:21:46] <genewitch> i blame we do
  • [22:21:47] <Ansible> I blame my lack of money.
  • [22:21:48] <Diet-Drew> I blame you do!
  • [22:21:50] <digitrev> I blame the power of vooodo
  • [22:21:51] <rivalarrival> I blame brass balls
  • [22:21:51] <mizhi> I blame religion
  • [22:21:52] <neptunepink> I blame it
  • [22:21:55] <feureau> I blame your sister for getting herself pregnant by my penis.
  • [22:21:56] <mizhi> I blame small balls
  • [22:21:59] <feureau> I blame atheists.
  • [22:22:01] <Diet-Drew> I blame the labryinth
  • [22:22:03] <Squiddhartha> I blame near am gettin' sick of all this hyar blame
  • [22:22:03] <hooloo> I blame Gödel.
  • [22:22:04] <digitrev> I blame vagoos
  • [22:22:05] <heero> I blame you all, each and every one of you
  • [22:22:08] <InitHello> I blame Jigsaw
  • [22:22:08] <feureau> I blame people who doesn't blame people.
  • [22:22:09] <genewitch> i blame siddartha gautama
  • [22:22:10] <hooloo> I blame blame.
  • [22:22:11] <neptunepink> I blame guard #3
  • [22:22:17] <ArchAngel1024> this is painful
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  • [22:22:19] <neptunepink> I blame the lame
  • [22:22:20] <feureau> I blame porn for making adults to love Kim Possible.
  • [22:22:22] <mizhi> I blame the redshirt dude
  • [22:22:26] <Diet-Drew> I blame calculus
  • [22:22:28] <digitrev> I blame brownshirts
  • [22:22:31] <rivalarrival> I blame Hannah Montanna
  • [22:22:33] <feureau> I blame people who thinks that this is painful
  • [22:22:34] <GabrielF> I blame algebra
  • [22:22:34] <genewitch> I blame people who can't handle the truth
  • [22:22:37] <digitrev> I blame jailbait
  • [22:22:38] <neptunepink> Duuude, I LOVE kim Possible!
  • [22:22:43] <feureau> I blame people who doesn't keep log of their IRC chats.
  • [22:22:44] <heero> I blame movie quotes
  • [22:22:47] <GabrielF> I blame people who can handle the truth
  • [22:22:50] <feureau> I blame low WPM
  • [22:22:51] * mizhi wanders off to play a first person shooter that's more intellectural.
  • [22:22:52] <feureau> I blame WMA
  • [22:22:53] <Ansible> I blame causality.
  • [22:22:54] <Squiddhartha> I blame browncoats
  • [22:22:55] <feureau> I blame MOV.
  • [22:22:57] <neptunepink> I blame people who's hard drives are too small to handle this
  • [22:22:58] <digitrev> I blame PoV porn
  • [22:22:59] <rivalarrival> I blame RIAA
  • [22:23:01] <feureau> I blame effecity
  • [22:23:03] <neptunepink> I blame mizhi's reflexes
  • [22:23:04] <Diet-Drew> II blame mizhi
  • [22:23:06] <feureau> I blame WoW Porn
  • [22:23:09] <genewitch> I blame Poser©
  • [22:23:12] <hooloo> I blame preggo porn.
  • [22:23:13] <InitHello> I blame first person shooters
  • [22:23:14] <feureau> I blame the lack of stick figure pornn.
  • [22:23:16] <rivalarrival> I blame Red Vs Blue
  • [22:23:18] <Ansible> I blame my IRC logs.
  • [22:23:19] <Diet-Drew> I blame ctrl-alt-delete
  • [22:23:19] <mizhi> I make preggo porn
  • [22:23:19] <digitrev> I blame Halo
  • [22:23:22] <neptunepink> feureau: amen
  • [22:23:23] <feureau> I blame first person shooter porn.
  • [22:23:24] <heero> I blame repetition
  • [22:23:30] <rivalarrival> I blame repetition
  • [22:23:32] <feureau> I blame people who say amen to me.
  • [22:23:33] <digitrev> I blame all of us for making blame not look like a word anymore
  • [22:23:33] <genewitch> I blame California.
  • [22:23:35] <mizhi> I blame repetition
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  • [22:23:40] <EvilMonkey> I blame Spartacus
  • [22:23:40] <feureau> I blame repeTITies.
  • [22:23:42] <digitrev> I blame repitition
  • [22:23:43] <hooloo> I blame Eric S. Raymond.
  • [22:23:45] <InitHello> I blame redundancy, redundancy and redundancy
  • [22:23:46] <feureau> I blame SPARTAAA!
  • [22:23:50] <genewitch> i blame repitition
  • [22:23:51] <mizhi> I blame knuth
  • [22:23:55] <digitrev> I blame repitition
  • [22:23:56] <Diet-Drew> I blame Colin Ferrel
  • [22:23:56] * neptunepink blames feureau in the stomach
  • [22:23:57] <Ansible> I blame repitition.
  • [22:23:57] <feureau> I blame redundant redundancy.
  • [22:24:00] <genewitch> i blame repitition
  • [22:24:05] <hooloo> I blame typing.
  • [22:24:07] <neptunepink> I blame lamer blamers
  • [22:24:07] <heero> I blame O(n^3)
  • [22:24:08] * mizhi blames neptunepink on the face.
  • [22:24:08] <digitrev> I blame epic fail
  • [22:24:09] <feureau> I blame my penis for pissing on you.
  • [22:24:14] <feureau> I blame epoch fail
  • [22:24:17] <feureau> I blame rat flail
  • [22:24:18] <digitrev> I blame epoch times
  • [22:24:18] <Ansible> I blame recusion also, like before.
  • [22:24:21] <hooloo> I blame my penis for ejaculating on you.
  • [22:24:22] <Diet-Drew> How long will we be carrying this on?
  • [22:24:27] <digitrev> I blame Diet-Drew
  • [22:24:28] <feureau> I blame redundant repetitive repercussions.
  • [22:24:30] =-= genewitch has changed the topic to ``i blame the topic | http://tanya-n.com/CansFestival/IMG_2405b.jpg | Happy sysadmin day! | http://www.nybooks.com/articles/21494 | Possible Dark Knight Spoilers Ahead | RIP Randy Pausch | the RSS for the qdb should be back up. | The "it's not pretty yet" notice has been removed from http://www.xkcdb.com | B
  • [22:24:31] <Diet-Drew> Or should I return to my forum
  • [22:24:34] <EvilMonkey> until someone moderates the channel
  • [22:24:34] <hooloo> I blame people who ask how long it will be carrying on.
  • [22:24:39] <rivalarrival> I blame Diet-Drew
  • [22:24:41] <GabrielF> I blame...
  • [22:24:43] <Diet-Drew> I blame myself as well
  • [22:24:44] <mizhi> genewitch++
  • [22:24:44] <digitrev> I blame genewitch for changing the topic
  • [22:24:45] <neptunepink> I blame momentum for making nuts smack you
  • [22:24:46] <feureau> I blame people who change topic in the middle of a blame storm
  • [22:24:46] <hooloo> I blame people who moderate this channel.
  • [22:24:47] <InitHello> I blame the ellipsis
  • [22:24:48] <Ansible> I blame the topic.
  • [22:24:51] <mizhi> ...
  • [22:24:52] <Bucket> [Somewhere in the distance, you hear davean complaining about standards noncompliance.]
  • [22:24:56] <digitrev> I blame mizhi
  • [22:25:01] <GabrielF> I blame the 20 minutes we've spent blaming things
  • [22:25:02] <feureau> I blame Eli's little sis.
  • [22:25:03] <Ansible> I blame standards noncompliance.
  • [22:25:06] <mizhi> hey, I've already been blames enough.
  • [22:25:06] <neptunepink> I blame Bucket and unoriginality
  • [22:25:07] <genewitch> I blame IEEE1394
  • [22:25:08] <mizhi> blamed
  • [22:25:09] <neptunepink> I blame time for going to fast
  • [22:25:10] <InitHello> I blame davean
  • [22:25:11] <feureau> I blame Abraham for saddling his ass.
  • [22:25:12] <hooloo> I blame XML.
  • [22:25:12] <digitrev> I blame IE7
  • [22:25:14] <neptunepink> I blame the pidgins
  • [22:25:17] <rivalarrival> I blame pigeons
  • [22:25:18] <feureau> I blame IE8
  • [22:25:20] <feureau> I blame FF3
  • [22:25:21] <genewitch> I blame netscape
  • [22:25:23] <feureau> I blame FF9
  • [22:25:24] <InitHello> I blame IE9
  • [22:25:25] <neptunepink> I blame Open Source
  • [22:25:25] <digitrev> I blame Opera
  • [22:25:25] <hooloo> I blame masturbating monkeys.
  • [22:25:27] <Diet-Drew> I blame mizhi for the sake of -BEEP-ing him
  • [22:25:29] <GabrielF> I blame Safari
  • [22:25:31] <feureau> I blame Free Softwrae
  • [22:25:32] <digitrev> I blame security fixes
  • [22:25:32] <neptunepink> I blame obama
  • [22:25:34] <hooloo> I blame RMS.
  • [22:25:35] <feureau> I blame Konqueror.
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  • [22:25:38] <genewitch> I blame free beer
  • [22:25:40] <digitrev> I blame embrodak
  • [22:25:40] <heero> I blame poor genetics
  • [22:25:40] <hooloo> I blame Gentoo.
  • [22:25:41] <mizhi> I blame embrodak
  • [22:25:42] <feureau> I blame RMS Titanic
  • [22:25:42] <julian> I blame McCain.
  • [22:25:43] <rivalarrival> I blame Uniz
  • [22:25:44] <neptunepink> I blame opera
  • [22:25:44] <InitHello> I blame expensive beer
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  • [22:25:45] <feureau> I blame rpm Titanic.
  • [22:25:46] <Diet-Drew> I blame global variables
  • [22:25:47] <embrodak> i blame republicans
  • [22:25:48] <digitrev> I blame deb
  • [22:25:48] <Ansible> I balme not recognizing blame as a word anymore.
  • [22:25:49] <sheepbat> I blame sinusoidal motion
  • [22:25:50] <mizhi> I blame Debaser
  • [22:25:50] <feureau> I blame cheap bear.
  • [22:25:51] <genewitch> i blame cheap wine
  • [22:25:51] <digitrev> I blame Debaser
  • [22:25:54] <neptunepink> I blame , instead of .
  • [22:25:57] <feureau> I blame monochrome bear.
  • [22:25:58] <InitHello> I blame moonshine
  • [22:25:59] <embrodak> i blame hemorrhoid cream
  • [22:25:59] <Debaser> I blam mizhi
  • [22:26:02] <hooloo> I blame Sierra Nevada Pale Ale.
  • [22:26:05] <digitrev> I blame hooloo
  • [22:26:06] <mizhi> I blam Debaser back
  • [22:26:07] <feureau> I blame people who doesn't get my monochrome bear yokes.
  • [22:26:07] <embrodak> i blame your mother
  • [22:26:07] <GabrielF> I blame Debaser, who fails
  • [22:26:08] <hooloo> (Good beer!_
  • [22:26:09] <genewitch> i blame blam!
  • [22:26:10] <rivalarrival> I blame Kim Jong-il
  • [22:26:14] <digitrev> I blame explosives
  • [22:26:14] <EvilMonkey> I blame Discovery Channel because I'm singing this to Boom De Yada
  • [22:26:15] <julian> I blame avocados.
  • [22:26:15] <mizhi> I blam blame
  • [22:26:16] <Debaser> I blame digitrev
  • [22:26:18] <genewitch> I blame chairman Mao
  • [22:26:21] <Debaser> I blame blamers
  • [22:26:22] <heero> I blame the congo
  • [22:26:23] <julian> I blame #xkcd.
  • [22:26:24] <mizhi> I blame chiang kai shek
  • [22:26:25] <hooloo> I blame people who blame people.
  • [22:26:26] <neptunepink> I blame EvilMonkey for getting it stuck again
  • [22:26:28] <genewitch> i blame stephen king
  • [22:26:34] <InitHello> I blame violence and sex on TV
  • [22:26:35] <feureau> I blame you racist bastards.
  • [22:26:35] <hooloo> I blame recursion.
  • [22:26:35] <embrodak> i blame julian
  • [22:26:36] <digitrev> I blame Lemon Demon
  • [22:26:37] <mizhi> I blame your shriveled cock and balls.
  • [22:26:41] <julian> I blame embrodak.
  • [22:26:41] <Debaser> I blame
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  • [22:26:42] <embrodak> i blame riemann
  • [22:26:42] <hooloo> I blame John Lennon.
  • [22:26:43] <neptunepink> I blame everyone for not making it rhyme
  • [22:26:44] <heero> <hooloo> I blame recursion.
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  • [22:26:45] <digitrev> I blame DementedGamer
  • [22:26:47] <feureau> I blame Broodax
  • [22:26:49] <rivalarrival> I blame blaming recursion
  • [22:26:51] <neptunepink> I blame the way mizhi stalls
  • [22:26:52] <feureau> I blame Chris Crocker
  • [22:26:52] <julian> I blame *.
  • [22:26:53] <InitHello> < heero> <hooloo> I blame recursion.
  • [22:26:54] <digitrev> <heero> <hooloo> I blame recursion.
  • [22:26:57] <feureau> I blame Cindy Eloper
  • [22:26:58] <genewitch> i blame recursive blame
  • [22:26:59] <Debaser> I blam GabrielF, who wins
  • [22:27:07] <digitrev> I blame cogit0
  • [22:27:08] <Ansible> I blame retroactive blame.
  • [22:27:09] <Debaser> I blame recursion
  • [22:27:10] * GabrielF blames me, who wins
  • [22:27:12] <mizhi> I blame neptunepink for having a froofy name
  • [22:27:12] <neptunepink> I blame Xorg's mouse-select
  • [22:27:16] <julian> I blame NASA.
  • [22:27:17] <feureau> I blame therefore iWin... from Apple.
  • [22:27:21] <fartingfool> I blame Debaser who can't spell "blame"
  • [22:27:23] <GabrielF> I blame the aliens
  • [22:27:24] <genewitch> i blame the USS Enterprise
  • [22:27:24] <feureau> I blame NAZI
  • [22:27:24] <hooloo> I blame tail recursion.
  • [22:27:26] <neptunepink> I blame kwin
  • [22:27:28] <digitrev> I blame repitition
  • [22:27:31] <feureau> I blame the USSR Enterprise
  • [22:27:33] <mizhi> I blame stack overflows.
  • [22:27:34] <Ansible> I blame FOX.
  • [22:27:35] <rivalarrival> I blame NCC-1701
  • [22:27:36] <genewitch> i blame repetition
  • [22:27:36] <Debaser> I blame tpos. dammit
  • [22:27:38] <digitrev> I blame ISP
  • [22:27:40] <embrodak> i blame blood clots
  • [22:27:43] <feureau> I blame Ford POS
  • [22:27:45] <neptunepink> I blame TLDS
  • [22:27:45] <Debaser> I blame even more typos
  • [22:27:48] <hooloo> I blame zsh.
  • [22:27:48] <feureau> I blame OS/2
  • [22:27:53] <genewitch> I blame internic?
  • [22:27:54] <Diet-Drew> I blame...
  • [22:27:55] <mizhi> I blame bash
  • [22:27:57] <feureau> I blame people who doesn't blame windows.
  • [22:27:57] <digitrev> I blame the series of tubes
  • [22:28:00] <Ansible> I blame router problems.
  • [22:28:02] <Debaser> I blame Randall
  • [22:28:03] <neptunepink> I blame this evil script that's making fun of you
  • [22:28:04] <feureau> I blame gopher (the protocol)
  • [22:28:06] <embrodak> i blame fiddlers
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  • [22:28:09] <julian> I blame IPV6.
  • [22:28:10] <digitrev> I blame my evil twin
  • [22:28:11] <feureau> I blame rubik's cube
  • [22:28:13] <Debaser> I blame XKCD
  • [22:28:14] <feureau> I blame IPv4
  • [22:28:16] <neptunepink> I blame the bingo players
  • [22:28:18] <julian> I blame Linux.
  • [22:28:19] <genewitch> i blame solar flares causing coriolis effects on the hard drive platters
  • [22:28:19] <digitrev> I blame julian
  • [22:28:20] <Diet-Drew> I blame Diet-Drew
  • [22:28:20] <hooloo> I blame Boom De Yada.
  • [22:28:21] <feureau> I blame #xkcd
  • [22:28:24] <marc> I BLAME RPM
  • [22:28:26] <julian> I blame digitrev.
  • [22:28:27] <rivalarrival> I blame the BOFH
  • [22:28:30] <feureau> I blame boom de yoda
  • [22:28:30] <digitrev> I blame repitition
  • [22:28:33] <neptunepink> I blame Bling da Yoda
  • [22:28:34] <feureau> I blame BFF
  • [22:28:35] <marc> don't anger the bofh
  • [22:28:38] <digitrev> I blame repetition
  • [22:28:38] <genewitch> I blame rivalarrival for getting my jokes
  • [22:28:38] <mizhi> I blame rivalarrival for historical references
  • [22:28:38] <julian> I blame airtank.
  • [22:28:39] <feureau> I blame not having a girlfriend.
  • [22:28:40] <Debaser> I blame python
  • [22:28:41] <Ansible> I blame recursive repitition.
  • [22:28:43] <feureau> I blame monty
  • [22:28:45] <hooloo> I blame Happy Fun Ball.
  • [22:28:48] <feureau> I blame Charlie Burns
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  • [22:28:52] <digitrev> I blame feureau
  • [22:28:54] <genewitch> I blame ball snaks
  • [22:28:54] <feureau> I blame AOL
  • [22:28:55] <abzde> I blame the internet.
  • [22:28:55] <Diet-Drew> I blame my lack of friends
  • [22:28:56] <Debaser> Blame has lost all meaning
  • [22:28:56] <heero> I blame Ikaruga
  • [22:28:57] <neptunepink> I blame sheeptbat
  • [22:28:59] <genewitch> i blame snaks instead of snakes.
  • [22:29:00] <neptunepink> I blame that stupid remote
  • [22:29:01] <julian> I blame Vinod Khostla.
  • [22:29:02] <GabrielF> I blame Noam Chomsky, but not so much Nim Chimpsky
  • [22:29:03] <digitrev> I blame planes
  • [22:29:04] <wsa> I blame the Federal Reserve
  • [22:29:08] <feureau> I blame being blamed for the umpteenth time.
  • [22:29:12] <genewitch> I blame Gnome Chompski
  • [22:29:14] <feureau> I blame the FDIC
  • [22:29:19] <hooloo> I blame people who beg me for change at the train station and when I come back they're still there!
  • [22:29:19] <abzde> I blame #xkcd
  • [22:29:19] <rivalarrival> I blame KDE
  • [22:29:21] <digitrev> I blame the FCC
  • [22:29:21] <Ansible> I blame heero for blaming Ikaruga, unless it's for the time used.
  • [22:29:21] <genewitch> I blame the FDA
  • [22:29:26] <Debaser> I blame vidjo games
  • [22:29:26] <feureau> I blame nom nom nom nom nom chimp
  • [22:29:28] <neptunepink> I blame my NIC interface
  • [22:29:28] <embrodak> i blame el nino
  • [22:29:31] <rivalarrival> I blame DHS
  • [22:29:32] <hooloo> I blame GE.
  • [22:29:33] <Ansible> I blame lolcasts.
  • [22:29:34] <feureau> I blame banjo games.
  • [22:29:35] <neptunepink> embrodak++;
  • [22:29:36] <feureau> I blame DHL
  • [22:29:37] <digitrev> I blame lolcats
  • [22:29:37] <Debaser> I came
  • [22:29:39] <Ansible> I blame locats also.
  • [22:29:41] <Debaser> I mean, blame
  • [22:29:42] <feureau> I blame Federal Ex-Girlfriend.
  • [22:29:44] <neptunepink> I blame lolgas
  • [22:29:46] <hooloo> I can has blame.
  • [22:29:47] <feureau> I blame self references.
  • [22:29:49] <genewitch> I blame y tu mama tambien
  • [22:29:51] <digitrev> I blame ignorance
  • [22:29:52] <Ansible> I blame bricks.
  • [22:29:53] <neptunepink> I blame the lolocrtas
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  • [22:29:56] <Debaser> I blame country energy
  • [22:29:56] <hooloo> I blame your mother.
  • [22:29:58] <feureau> I blame cheezburger and kittens for the decline of our generation.
  • [22:29:58] <digitrev> I blame heero
  • [22:29:59] <Stereo> in regexp, how do you exclude certain characters from a wildcard
  • [22:30:00] <embrodak> i blame Communist China
  • [22:30:00] <Debaser> I blame the third wall
  • [22:30:02] <GabrielF> I blame the lolrus
  • [22:30:04] <marc> I AM COMMUNIST CHINA
  • [22:30:05] <hooloo> I blame R. Buckminster Fuller.
  • [22:30:07] <DementedGamer> WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
  • [22:30:08] <genewitch> i blame REGEX
  • [22:30:08] <digitrev> I blame marc
  • [22:30:08] <neptunepink> I blame the second wall
  • [22:30:09] <feureau> I blame Capitalist China.
  • [22:30:10] <embrodak> in soviet russia, lolcats blame you
  • [22:30:10] <rivalarrival> I blame Stereo
  • [22:30:11] <Debaser> I blame loud music
  • [22:30:13] <wsa> I blame low blood sugar
  • [22:30:13] <marc> you already did that
  • [22:30:14] <digitrev> I blame DementedGamer for not getting it
  • [22:30:14] <abzde> I blame tomorrow.
  • [22:30:15] <feureau> I blame mono
  • [22:30:18] <feureau> I blame THX
  • [22:30:18] <julian> I blame communist China.
  • [22:30:18] <marc> WHAT THE HELL IS THIS
  • [22:30:19] <hooloo> I blame binary oppositions.
  • [22:30:21] <Debaser> I blame lag
  • [22:30:21] <InitHello> I blame DementedGamer, for not knowing we're assigning blame
  • [22:30:22] <feureau> I blame quadrophonic speaker
  • [22:30:23] <Diet-Drew> .ssalg gnikool eht hguoht emalb I
  • [22:30:24] <rivalarrival> I blame marc
  • [22:30:24] <digitrev> I blame ternary
  • [22:30:26] <abzde> I blame computers
  • [22:30:27] <genewitch> I blame trinary digits
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  • [22:30:34] <hooloo> I blame people who say "What the hell is this?"
  • [22:30:35] <GabrielF> I blame Orientalism, not so much the concept as the book
  • [22:30:37] <rivalarrival> I blame quaternary
  • [22:30:38] <digitrev> I blame boobs!
  • [22:30:39] <feureau> I blame people who blame people who don't know that we're assigning blame.
  • [22:30:44] <Debaser> I blame thunder
  • [22:30:45] <abzde> I blame jquery.
  • [22:30:47] <Ansible> I blame the 2 bit in my hard drive.
  • [22:30:48] <genewitch> i blame flux capacitors
  • [22:30:48] <digitrev> I blame regex
  • [22:30:49] <julian> I blame breeders.
  • [22:30:49] <feureau> I blame people who doesn't realize that they're being blamed.
  • [22:30:50] <hooloo> I blame Roland Barthes!
  • [22:30:56] <mizhi> I blame larry wall
  • [22:30:57] <neptunepink> I blame julian's mom
  • [22:30:58] <abzde> I blame feureau
  • [22:31:01] <digitrev> I blame your grandmother's 3rd son
  • [22:31:02] <rivalarrival> I blame Stumbleupon
  • [22:31:02] <feureau> I blame people for not giving me the benefit of the doubt.
  • [22:31:04] <Diet-Drew> I blame people who don't know how this started
  • [22:31:05] <Debaser> I blame all over my leopard
  • [22:31:06] <heero> I blame Roland Garros
  • [22:31:07] <neptunepink> mi fu'ekri la lojban
  • [22:31:13] <feureau> I blame your father's penis.
  • [22:31:13] <hooloo> I blame Michel Foucault.
  • [22:31:16] <InitHello> I blame myself, for starting this
  • [22:31:17] <Debaser> I blame regret
  • [22:31:18] <mizhi> I blame people for giving feureau the benefit of the doubt
  • [22:31:19] <Ansible> I blame Cthulu.
  • [22:31:21] <abzde> I blame baseball
  • [22:31:22] <rivalarrival> I blame Michael Moore
  • [22:31:24] <genewitch> i blame Jack Faust
  • [22:31:28] <julian> I blame MP3s.
  • [22:31:30] <Debaser> I blame cthulu
  • [22:31:30] <digitrev> V oynzr EBG13
  • [22:31:32] <DementedGamer> I blame Michael J Fox, because of parkinsons
  • [22:31:32] <julian> I blame Anne Coulter.
  • [22:31:33] <rivalarrival> I blame Al Gore
  • [22:31:34] <neptunepink> I blame your grandfather's viagra
  • [22:31:36] <Oman612> I blame Kilgore Trout.
  • [22:31:39] <digitrev> I blame Atlas Shrugged
  • [22:31:42] * Debaser blames using /me to get you to look at this message
  • [22:31:42] <genewitch> I blame F. Stop Fitzgerald
  • [22:31:43] <Ansible> I blame English.
  • [22:31:44] <hooloo> I blame Noam Chomsky.
  • [22:31:45] <digitrev> I blame the timequake
  • [22:31:46] <julian> I blame Ayn Rand.
  • [22:31:48] <abzde> I blame Alaska
  • [22:31:52] <feureau> I blame Incredible Hulk for not showing hulk penis on the movie.
  • [22:31:52] <digitrev> I blame my podcast
  • [22:31:56] <DementedGamer> I blame Andrew Ryan
  • [22:31:57] <hooloo> I blame John Galt.
  • [22:31:59] <neptunepink> I blame feureau
  • [22:31:59] * Diet-Drew disapproves of Debaser's tactics
  • [22:32:01] <feureau> I blame Foonetic bastards.
  • [22:32:04] <feureau> I blame feureau
  • [22:32:06] <abzde> I blame the interwebs
  • [22:32:06] <digitrev> I blame Diet-Drew for using said tactics
  • [22:32:07] <hooloo> I blame MUD.
  • [22:32:08] * neptunepink blames Diet-Drew
  • [22:32:09] <genewitch> I blame the seminal conveyance mechanisms
  • [22:32:11] <GabrielF> I blame the social sciences
  • [22:32:12] <julian> I blame Cillit Bang.
  • [22:32:13] <feureau> I blame non-feureaus
  • [22:32:15] <abzde> I blame useless spam
  • [22:32:19] <feureau> I blame banging clits
  • [22:32:20] <hooloo> I blame deconstruction.
  • [22:32:22] <neptunepink> I blame all that noise
  • [22:32:23] <Debaser> I blame diet drew
  • [22:32:24] <genewitch> i blame the big bang
  • [22:32:24] <rivalarrival> I blame useful spam
  • [22:32:24] <DementedGamer> I blame BEES
  • [22:32:25] <Ansible> I blame clit mouses.
  • [22:32:29] <digitrev> I blame nipples
  • [22:32:30] <feureau> I blame useful spam who offer me penis entanglements.
  • [22:32:32] <Debaser> I blame signal
  • [22:32:35] <feureau> I blame Moose Clips
  • [22:32:37] <Ansible> I blame noise.
  • [22:32:41] <hooloo> I blame ejaculation.
  • [22:32:44] <genewitch> I blame static
  • [22:32:44] <digitrev> I blame dead babies
  • [22:32:45] <neptunepink> I blame penis-based quantum encryption
  • [22:32:45] <feureau> I blame the lack of cup between two girls.
  • [22:32:47] <julian> I blame your face.
  • [22:32:48] <rivalarrival> I blame bots
  • [22:32:51] <Debaser> I blame urban reclamation
  • [22:32:53] <feureau> I blame dead people for rising up.
  • [22:32:55] <digitrev> I blame flyingferret
  • [22:32:56] <Diet-Drew> I blame assimilation, and those damn borgs too!
  • [22:32:56] <Ansible> I blame Marco.
  • [22:32:57] <heero> I blame nouns
  • [22:32:58] <DementedGamer> I blame CHARLIEEEEEEEEE
  • [22:33:00] <hooloo> I blame Kids in Sandbox
  • [22:33:00] <julian> I blame the Westboro Baptist Church.
  • [22:33:01] <feureau> I blame polo
  • [22:33:02] <neptunepink> I blame chainsaws for getting stuck in dead flesh
  • [22:33:02] <abzde> I blame the fact that my /entire/ scrollback is blame
  • [22:33:02] <rivalarrival> I blame botsnack
  • [22:33:02] <genewitch> i blame not having copied "i blame" to my clipboard yet
  • [22:33:07] <GabrielF> I blame existentialism
  • [22:33:08] <feureau> I blame GALACTICAAAAA
  • [22:33:10] <feureau> I blame number 9
  • [22:33:11] <hooloo> I blame Bucket
  • [22:33:12] * Bucket is guilty as charged
  • [22:33:12] <Jed> I blame messiahs on toast
  • [22:33:13] <digitrev> I blame Galctos
  • [22:33:15] <feureau> I bleme number 8
  • [22:33:18] <feureau> I blame number 7
  • [22:33:18] <genewitch> i blame number 9
  • [22:33:18] <julian> I blame eggplants.
  • [22:33:22] <digitrev> I blem the numbers 0-6
  • [22:33:22] <feureau> I blame number 6
  • [22:33:24] <rivalarrival> I blame number 10
  • [22:33:25] <abzde> I blame number 10
  • [22:33:26] <Debaser> I blame feureau
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  • [22:33:29] <abzde> I blame number 12
  • [22:33:30] <digitrev> I blame booze
  • [22:33:30] <genewitch> i blame phi
  • [22:33:32] <feureau> I blame wholesale blames
  • [22:33:34] <GabrielF> I blame 7, because 7 ate 9
  • [22:33:35] <neptunepink> I blame the joiners
  • [22:33:36] <digitrev> I blame the real line
  • [22:33:37] <hooloo> I blame 23
  • [22:33:38] <Sb-120> I blame base 16
  • [22:33:38] <feureau> I blame discounted blames.
  • [22:33:38] <rivalarrival> I blame number 15
  • [22:33:41] <digitrev> I blame tobbez
  • [22:33:41] <Diet-Drew> I blame the Cobra Kai
  • [22:33:43] <neptunepink> I blame over-used puns
  • [22:33:44] <feureau> I blame 10010100101
  • [22:33:45] <abzde> I blame yesterday
  • [22:33:46] <julian> I blame tab-complete.
  • [22:33:51] <neptunepink> I blame 11101101
  • [22:33:52] <Oman612> I blame the diagonal arguement.
  • [22:33:53] <Debaser> I blame Randall again
  • [22:33:54] <feureau> I blame Kublai KHAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
  • [22:33:55] <julian> I blame Paul McCartney.
  • [22:33:57] <digitrev> I blame Ademan
  • [22:33:58] <abzde> I blame julian
  • [22:34:00] <rivalarrival> I blame Spock
  • [22:34:01] <hooloo> I blame Brian Wilson.
  • [22:34:02] <neptunepink> I blame that mammoth
  • [22:34:04] <Debaser> I blame SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
  • [22:34:07] <feureau> I blame people who blame people named feureau.
  • [22:34:08] <genewitch> i blame 300
  • [22:34:08] <digitrev> I blame the barenaked ladies
  • [22:34:08] <rivalarrival> I blame Google
  • [22:34:10] <julian> I blame abzde.
  • [22:34:13] <feureau> I blame yahoo
  • [22:34:13] <neptunepink> I blame long-drawn-out vowels
  • [22:34:15] <feureau> I blame digital
  • [22:34:15] <Sb-120> I blame being tired, good night all
  • [22:34:17] <digitrev> I blame self-reference
  • [22:34:17] <Diet-Drew> I blame the Mad Hatter
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  • [22:34:19] <Debaser> I blame neptunepink
  • [22:34:19] <neptunepink> I blame something.com
  • [22:34:20] <abzde> I blame bitlbee
  • [22:34:20] <feureau> I blame the internet for making me waste my time.
  • [22:34:22] <julian> I blame IMDB.
  • [22:34:25] <digitrev> I blame zombocom
  • [22:34:27] <neptunepink> I blame abzde
  • [22:34:29] <Oman612> I blame you're gonna have to come back here you're going to have to come back here
  • [22:34:30] <GabrielF> I blame everyone but Alan Turing, who was awesome
  • [22:34:31] <abzde> I blame neptunepink
  • [22:34:33] <digitrev> I blame Oman612
  • [22:34:35] <julian> I blame O2.
  • [22:34:41] <neptunepink> I blame ozone
  • [22:34:42] <feureau> I blame the fact that I'm glad I canceled my date with a hot christian chick to day so I can participate in this blame storm.
  • [22:34:43] <Debaser> I blame Jeremy Clarkson
  • [22:34:44] <hooloo> I blame Iggy Pop
  • [22:34:44] <digitrev> I blame RK
  • [22:34:46] <abzde> I blame julian again
  • [22:34:50] <rivalarrival> I blame Ghandi
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  • [22:34:56] <julian> I blame abzde once more.
  • [22:34:56] <digitrev> I blame feureau for canceling a date
  • [22:34:57] <heero> I blame your hip fresh 80's attitude
  • [22:34:57] <feureau> I blame Kelly Clacksound.
  • [22:34:57] <hooloo> I blame Amtrak
  • [22:34:58] <genewitch> i blame feureau's lack of sexual encounters
  • [22:34:59] <embrodak> i blame spaghetti sauce
  • [22:35:01] <julian> I blame Keynes.
  • [22:35:02] <abzde> I blame the next person that joins
  • [22:35:06] <neptunepink> feureau: I blame the fact that she's ugly
  • [22:35:08] <GabrielF> I blame feureau for not giving me her number
  • [22:35:09] <Diet-Drew> I blame my bad jokes and lack of originality
  • [22:35:10] <Debaser> I blame everything
  • [22:35:11] <neptunepink> I blame Kenya
  • [22:35:13] <digitrev> I blame hot chicks
  • [22:35:15] <Ansible> I blame failing at using Bucket.
  • [22:35:17] <digitrev> I blame ugly guys
  • [22:35:20] <heero> I blame Kanye
  • [22:35:21] <digitrev> I blame Bucket, once more
  • [22:35:22] <genewitch> i blame John McCain
  • [22:35:22] <abzde> I blame Chinese people
  • [22:35:23] <julian> I blame cherry tomatoes.
  • [22:35:24] <GabrielF> I blame Uzbekistan
  • [22:35:27] <neptunepink> I blame Bucket for not being allowed to suck-it
  • [22:35:28] <Diet-Drew> I blame repeating myself
  • [22:35:28] <Diet-Drew> I blame repeating myself
  • [22:35:29] <abzde> I blame pink things
  • [22:35:35] <digitrev> I blame purple things
  • [22:35:36] <Debaser> I blame RK
  • [22:35:40] <feureau> I blame the fact that the christian chick is a virgin.
  • [22:35:41] <neptunepink> I blame salmonila and bad spelling
  • [22:35:41] <digitrev> I blame the visible spectrum
  • [22:35:42] <abzde> I blame free porn
  • [22:35:44] <neptunepink> I blame JK Rowling
  • [22:35:47] <Debaser> I blam IceKarma
  • [22:35:49] <julian> I blame IKEA.
  • [22:35:53] <digitrev> I blame InitHello for starting this whole thing
  • [22:35:53] <abzde> I blame JRR Tolkein
  • [22:35:54] <feureau> I blame JRR Rowling.
  • [22:35:57] <Diet-Drew> I blame Peter Pettigrew
  • [22:35:59] <Debaser> I blame misspelling
  • [22:36:02] <digitrev> I blame neptunepink for seconding this thing
  • [22:36:03] <Debaser> I blame Voldemort
  • [22:36:03] <genewitch> i blame people who still mispell "blame"
  • [22:36:04] <abzde> I blame feureau
  • [22:36:06] <hooloo> I blame Robert A. Henlein.
  • [22:36:13] <digitrev> I blame Dune
  • [22:36:15] <genewitch> i blame a stranger in a strange land
  • [22:36:15] <InitHello> I blame Isaac Asimov
  • [22:36:16] <Diet-Drew> I blame Debaser for speaking his name
  • [22:36:16] <feureau> I blame people who think Rowling involves Rowlf the dog.
  • [22:36:18] <heero> I blame ebenezer scrooge
  • [22:36:20] <GabrielF> I blame Stanislaw Lem
  • [22:36:22] <hooloo> I blame Mua'dib!
  • [22:36:27] <abzde> I blame Arthur Dent
  • [22:36:29] <neptunepink> I blame JRR Tolling
  • [22:36:30] <Debaser> I blame shame
  • [22:36:35] <hooloo> I blame 42
  • [22:36:36] <digitrev> I blame Robert Jordan
  • [22:36:39] <digitrev> I blame 47
  • [22:36:44] <neptunepink> I blame maim'd shame
  • [22:36:48] <Debaser> I blame the land down under
  • [22:36:52] <abzde> I blame Vogons
  • [22:36:54] <neptunepink> I blame six feet under
  • [22:36:55] <genewitch> i blame fromunda
  • [22:36:56] <Diet-Drew> I blame To Kill A Mockingbird
  • [22:36:57] <feureau> I blame AOL for getting me kicked from the chatroom yesterday or my LoL lol LOL lOl rhetoric.
  • [22:36:58] =-= Topic for #xkcd is ``i blame the topic | http://tanya-n.com/CansFestival/IMG_2405b.jpg | Happy sysadmin day! | http://www.nybooks.com/articles/21494 | Possible Dark Knight Spoilers Ahead | RIP Randy Pausch | the RSS for the qdb should be back up. | The "it's not pretty yet" notice has been removed from http://www.xkcdb.com | B
  • [22:36:58] =-= Topic for #xkcd was set by genewitch on July 25, 2008 10:24:18 PM
  • [22:36:59] <neptunepink> I blame crappy poetry
  • [22:37:00] <wsa> I blame hexagons
  • [22:37:04] <Jed> I blame Gregory Peck
  • [22:37:08] <Debaser> I blame ADOM
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  • [22:37:11] <hooloo> I blame curses.
  • [22:37:12] =-= digitrev has changed the topic to ``I blame genewitch for blaming the topic | i blame the topic | http://tanya-n.com/CansFestival/IMG_2405b.jpg | Happy sysadmin day! | http://www.nybooks.com/articles/21494 | Possible Dark Knight Spoilers Ahead | RIP Randy Pausch | the RSS for the qdb should be back up. | The "it's not pretty yet" notice has
  • [22:37:13] <heero> I blame the rising cost of oil
  • [22:37:13] <feureau> I blame wiki howto kill a mocking bird.
  • [22:37:15] <genewitch> i blame feureau for not having a bigboy ISP
  • [22:37:16] <GabrielF> I blame the pot
  • [22:37:16] <feureau> I blame people who mocks bird.
  • [22:37:18] <julian> I blame your face.
  • [22:37:19] <Diet-Drew> I blame Clark Gable
  • [22:37:20] <Oman612> I blame buses.
  • [22:37:25] <digitrev> I blame Samus
  • [22:37:26] <neptunepink> I blame the joker
  • [22:37:28] <Debaser> I blame god
  • [22:37:28] <hooloo> I blame trains.
  • [22:37:28] <julian> I blame the NYT.
  • [22:37:31] <Diet-Drew> I blame Barbarella
  • [22:37:31] <digitrev> I blame 9/11
  • [22:37:33] <abzde> I blame the cake
  • [22:37:33] -->| tofaffy|lappy (Jared@252E6E04.FA610915.3F68BF3A.IP) has joined #xkcd
  • [22:37:38] <abzde> I blame tofaffy|lappy
  • [22:37:39] <digitrev> I blame tofaffy|lappy
  • [22:37:40] <neptunepink> I blame tofaffy
  • [22:37:40] <Debaser> I blame tofaffy|lappy
  • [22:37:43] <feureau> I blame me for never leeched off of AOL's free internet CDs.
  • [22:37:43] <InitHello> I blame silly memes
  • [22:37:48] <Ansible> I blame tofaffy|lappy
  • [22:37:48] <genewitch> i blame tofaffy|lappy
  • [22:37:49] <julian> I blame NSFW.
  • [22:37:56] <Debaser> I blame the creation of a new meme
  • [22:37:57] <Diet-Drew> I blame being too slow to blame tofaffy|lappy
  • [22:37:57] <abzde> I blame reddit
  • [22:37:58] <tofaffy|lappy> I blame your mom.
  • [22:37:59] <neptunepink> I blame intense blaming of one person
  • [22:38:04] <julian> I blame Flickr.
  • [22:38:07] <tofaffy|lappy> I blame the game.
  • [22:38:07] <digitrev> I blame tofaffy|lappy for being unoriginal
  • [22:38:08] <feureau> I blame people who collect AOL CDs.
  • [22:38:10] <genewitch> i blame groupthink
  • [22:38:11] <Ansible> I blame digg.
  • [22:38:11] <neptunepink> I blame the lie
  • [22:38:11] <Jed> I blame passing the buck
  • [22:38:14] <neptunepink> I blame AOL
  • [22:38:15] <feureau> I blame people who lose the game.
  • [22:38:15] <GabrielF> I blame blaming of intense blaming of one person
  • [22:38:15] <Diet-Drew> I blame just losing the game
  • [22:38:16] <abzde> I blame julian
  • [22:38:17] <digitrev> I blame all who just lost the game
  • [22:38:20] <neptunepink> I blame LOL
  • [22:38:21] <abzde> I blame losing the game too
  • [22:38:21] <feureau> I blame reddit.
  • [22:38:23] <digitrev> iBlame by Apple
  • [22:38:24] <Ansible> I blame entropy.
  • [22:38:27] <julian> I blame Walkers.
  • [22:38:27] <feureau> I blame fucking reddit.
  • [22:38:31] <Debaser> I blame infinity
  • [22:38:32] <InitHello> I blame people who play the game
  • [22:38:33] <neptunepink> I blame /clear for saving me from the game - oh shit
  • [22:38:33] <digitrev> I blame digg
  • [22:38:34] <feureau> I blame fucking with reddit.
  • [22:38:38] <genewitch> iBlame Apple, cause i'm more clever than you.
  • [22:38:40] <Ansible> I blame irrational numbers.
  • [22:38:41] <neptunepink> I blame the Google Bomb
  • [22:38:45] <hooloo> I blame repetition
  • [22:38:46] <tofaffy|lappy> I blame Steeve Jobs
  • [22:38:46] <abzde> I blame wondering how big my IRC log from this channel will be
  • [22:38:47] <julian> I blame TiVo.
  • [22:38:48] <Diet-Drew> I blame OHM
  • [22:38:50] <Debaser> I blame repetition
  • [22:38:51] <digitrev> I blame repitition
  • [22:38:52] <Debaser> I blame repetition
  • [22:38:53] <feureau> I blame you because I said iBlame by Apple before. MWAHAHAHAHA.
  • [22:38:53] <hooloo> I blame repetition
  • [22:38:54] <heero> I blame IQ tasts
  • [22:38:55] <julian> I blame CNET.
  • [22:38:55] <Jed> I blame the Uncertainty principle
  • [22:38:57] <rivalarrival> I blame Pirate Bay
  • [22:38:57] <feureau> I blame repetition
  • [22:38:58] <Debaser> I blame repetition
  • [22:39:00] <Oman612> I blame resistence.
  • [22:39:01] <digitrev> I blame repitition
  • [22:39:02] <julian> I blame Fake Steve Jobs.
  • [22:39:02] <neptunepink> I blame everyone who hasn't used "I blame" yet
  • [22:39:02] <abzde> I blame repetition
  • [22:39:03] <genewitch> I blame repetition
  • [22:39:04] <abzde> I blame repetition
  • [22:39:04] <rivalarrival> I blame repitition
  • [22:39:05] <tofaffy|lappy> I blame George Bush
  • [22:39:06] <neptunepink> I blame insistance
  • [22:39:07] <abzde> I blame repetition
  • [22:39:07] <Ansible> I blame the hivemind.
  • [22:39:08] <feureau> I blame repetition
  • [22:39:08] <heero> I blame repetition
  • [22:39:09] <genewitch> I blame repetition
  • [22:39:09] <digitrev> I blame hivemind
  • [22:39:10] <abzde> I blame repetition
  • [22:39:10] <Debaser> I blame repetition
  • [22:39:10] <feureau> I blame repetition
  • [22:39:11] <Diet-Drew> I blame copypastas
  • [22:39:12] <feureau> I blame repetition
  • [22:39:12] <abzde> I blame repetition
  • [22:39:12] <feureau> I blame repetition
  • [22:39:12] <genewitch> I blame repetition
  • [22:39:13] <heero> I blame repetition
  • [22:39:13] <feureau> I blame repetition
  • [22:39:14] <GabrielF> I blame Dan Lyons for shutting down fake steve jobs because he's a fucking douchebag
  • [22:39:14] <feureau> I blame repetition
  • [22:39:14] <abzde> I blame repetition
  • [22:39:15] <rivalarrival> I blame repitition
  • [22:39:15] <feureau> I blame repetition
  • [22:39:16] <Debaser> I blame repetition
  • [22:39:16] <Oman612> I blame Fictional Jimbo Wales.
  • [22:39:16] <hooloo> I blame repetition.
  • [22:39:17] <abzde> I blame repetition
  • [22:39:17] <heero> I blame repetition
  • [22:39:17] <genewitch> I blame repetition
  • [22:39:18] <digitrev> I blame GabrielF
  • [22:39:19] <neptunepink> I blame flooding
  • [22:39:23] <tofaffy|lappy> I blame females.
  • [22:39:24] <Debaser> I blame repetition
  • [22:39:25] <rivalarrival> I blame repetition
  • [22:39:25] <digitrev> I blame spam whores
  • [22:39:26] <rivalarrival> I blame repetition
  • [22:39:26] <rivalarrival> I blame repetition
  • [22:39:27] <abzde> I blame flooding
  • [22:39:27] <rivalarrival> I blame repetition
  • [22:39:27] <GabrielF> I blame digitrev for blaming me
  • [22:39:28] <rivalarrival> I blame repetition
  • [22:39:29] <rivalarrival> I blame repetition
  • [22:39:29] <InitHello> I blame repetition
  • [22:39:30] <abzde> I blame flooding
  • [22:39:30] <Diet-Drew> I blame Tina Fey
  • [22:39:31] <Ansible> Oh god, loop triggered.
  • [22:39:32] <genewitch> i blame **********************************************************************************
  • [22:39:32] <Turgid> I blame <3 thunder
  • [22:39:32] <Debaser> I blame repetition
  • [22:39:33] <neptunepink> I blame porn
  • [22:39:33] <feureau> I blame the fact that blame repetition is not properly aligned.
  • [22:39:34] <abzde> I blame flooding
  • [22:39:35] <rivalarrival> I blame repetition
  • [22:39:39] <digitrev> I blame GabrielF for blaming me for blaming him
  • [22:39:40] <tofaffy|lappy> I blame neptunepink for blaming porn
  • [22:39:41] <abzde> I blame repetition
  • [22:39:41] <Jed> I blame the same train of thought
  • [22:39:42] <feureau> I blame repetition
  • [22:39:42] <Ansible> I blame GOTO 10.
  • [22:39:42] <Oman612> I blame break;
  • [22:39:43] <feureau> I blame repetition
  • [22:39:45] <feureau> I blame repetition
  • [22:39:46] <feureau> I blame repetition
  • [22:39:47] <InitHello> I blame repetition
  • [22:39:47] <feureau> I blame repetition
  • [22:39:47] <Debaser> I blame repetition
  • [22:39:47] <rivalarrival> I blame repetition
  • [22:39:47] <abzde> I blame repetition
  • [22:39:48] <feureau> I blame repetition
  • [22:39:49] <DementedGamer> I blame desu~
  • [22:39:49] <neptunepink> I blame printer head alignment
  • [22:39:49] <julian> I blame Lindsey Lohan.
  • [22:39:49] <feureau> I blame repetition
  • [22:39:51] <feureau> I blame repetition
  • [22:39:52] <genewitch> I blame repetition
  • [22:39:52] <rivalarrival> I blame repetition
  • [22:39:53] <feureau> I blame repetition
  • [22:39:53] <Debaser> I blame repetition
  • [22:39:54] <GabrielF> I blame digitrev for blaming me for blaming him for blaming me
  • [22:39:55] <feureau> I blame repetition
  • [22:39:55] <InitHello> I blame repetition
  • [22:39:55] <Jed> I blame repetition
  • [22:39:55] <rivalarrival> I blame repetition
  • [22:39:57] <feureau> I blame repetition
  • [22:39:59] <Diet-Drew> I blame repetition
  • [22:40:00] <neptunepink> I blame feureau for not making the I Blame continue going right
  • [22:40:00] <digitrev> I blame my brain for hurting
  • [22:40:00] <tofaffy|lappy> I blame OPRAH
  • [22:40:01] <Debaser> I blame repetition
  • [22:40:03] <Diet-Drew> I blame repetition
  • [22:40:05] <neptunepink> I BLAME REPETITORS
  • [22:40:05] <InitHello> I blame repetition
  • [22:40:06] <Debaser> I blame repetition
  • [22:40:07] <genewitch> i blame non breaking spaces
  • [22:40:07] <rivalarrival> I blame infinite loops
  • [22:40:09] <abzde> I blame repetition
  • [22:40:10] <neptunepink> I also blame raptors
  • [22:40:11] <Diet-Drew> I blame repetition
  • [22:40:12] <feureau> I blame getting blamed.
  • [22:40:12] <Debaser> I blame repetition
  • [22:40:13] <abzde> I blame repetition
  • [22:40:14] <Diet-Drew> I blame repetition
  • [22:40:14] <digitrev> I blame brainfuck
  • [22:40:15] <--| EvilMonkey has left #xkcd
  • [22:40:16] <feureau> I blame you guys suck
  • [22:40:16] <neptunepink> I blame haxxors
  • [22:40:17] <Ansible> I blame my non-monospaced font.
  • [22:40:17] <hooloo> I blame repetition.
  • [22:40:18] <abzde> I blame repetition
  • [22:40:19] <Beelzebub> i blame you all
  • [22:40:20] <heero> I blame off by 1 errors
  • [22:40:22] <feureau> I blame shitting bricks
  • [22:40:25] <tofaffy|lappy> I blame trumpet players.
  • [22:40:26] <abzde> I blame
  • [22:40:26] <genewitch> i blame myself for uploading all 1500 lines to bash.org
  • [22:40:26] <digitrev> I blame mindfucks
  • [22:40:27] <Bucket> I blame abzde.
  • [22:40:28] <rivalarrival> I blem segfaults
  • [22:40:31] <neptunepink> I blame digitrev for making me want to write "I blame" in brain fuck
  • [22:40:33] <abzde> I blame Bucket
  • [22:40:33] <Debaser> I blame hombre's
  • [22:40:33] * Bucket is guilty as charged
  • [22:40:33] <feureau> I blame that scary black kid on that mindfuck pic for haunting me.
  • [22:40:33] <hooloo> I blame repetition
  • [22:40:35] <neptunepink> I blame bash.org
  • [22:40:38] <InitHello> I blame genewitch for making me laugh
  • [22:40:38] <julian> I blame Netgear.
  • [22:40:39] <Oman612> I blame help I'm trapped in a universe factory
  • [22:40:40] <abzde> I blame xkcdb.com
  • [22:40:41] <digitrev> I blame xkcdb
  • [22:40:45] <hooloo> I blame xkcd
  • [22:40:48] <Jed> I blame, and level up due to aforementioned action
  • [22:40:50] <abzde> I blame help I'm trapped in a blame factory
  • [22:40:50] <hooloo> I blame xkc
  • [22:40:50] [INFO] 3 matches for ``x: [x4nti, xHemi, Xavier]
  • [22:40:51] <julian> I blame Fox News.
  • [22:40:52] <digitrev> I blame Xavier
  • [22:40:52] <Debaser> I blame kkasu
  • [22:40:52] |<-- tobbez has left colobus.foonetic.net (Ping timeout)
  • [22:40:55] <feureau> I blame Quentin Tarantino for not directing the Desperate Housewives movie.
  • [22:40:55] <hooloo> I blame xk
  • [22:40:55] <Ansible> I blame xk.
  • [22:40:56] <Turgid> I blame xk
  • [22:40:57] <hooloo> I blame x
  • [22:40:57] <abzde> I blame blame
  • [22:40:58] <hooloo> I blame
  • [22:40:59] <abzde> I blame .
  • [22:40:59] <Bucket> I blame hooloo.
  • [22:41:00] <Ansible> I blame
  • [22:41:01] <Debaser> I blame xk
  • [22:41:01] <digitrev> I blame blaming blame
  • [22:41:01] <julian> I blame Freud.
  • [22:41:02] <Bucket> I blame Ansible.
  • [22:41:03] <neptunepink> abzde: I blame the slave trade
  • [22:41:04] <Turgid> I blame Spartacus
  • [22:41:07] <digitrev> I blame AngryOverlord
  • [22:41:09] <abzde> I blame neptunepink
  • [22:41:10] <feureau> I blame desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu
  • [22:41:11] <Diet-Drew> I blame Slashdot
  • [22:41:11] <heero> I blam
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  • [22:41:14] <julian> I blame ignorance.
  • [22:41:15] <digitrev> I blame Eule
  • [22:41:16] <abzde> I blame Eule
  • [22:41:19] <Ansible> I blame Eule
  • [22:41:19] <Debaser> I blame eule
  • [22:41:21] <InitHello> I blame Euler
  • [22:41:22] <hooloo> I blame blam
  • [22:41:24] <neptunepink> I blame that shit
  • [22:41:25] <Turgid> I blame Eule
  • [22:41:26] <GabrielF> I blame Tim Berners-Lee
  • [22:41:27] <abzde> I blame Eule again
  • [22:41:28] <genewitch> i blame digiKernel Panic: Stop
  • [22:41:29] <feureau> I blame not getting kicked for typing desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu so many times.
  • [22:41:30] <Diet-Drew> I blame mispelling blame
  • [22:41:30] <hooloo> I blame pointers
  • [22:41:37] <feureau> I blame kernels for panicking.
  • [22:41:38] <heero> I bla
  • [22:41:39] <neptunepink> I blame the ops for not kicking everyone
  • [22:41:39] <abzde> I blame kernel panic
  • [22:41:41] <julian> I blame Parcel Farce.
  • [22:41:42] <Debaser> I blame relsqui
  • [22:41:44] <abzde> feureau: hivemind
  • [22:41:45] <digitrev> I blame Glench
  • [22:41:46] <Bucket> OH GOD THE MIND BEES
  • [22:41:48] <feureau> I blame relsquiddle.
  • [22:41:49] <InitHello> I blame the people neptunepink blamed
  • [22:41:49] <genewitch> I blame Posix
  • [22:41:52] <neptunepink> I blame alt-printscreen-o
  • [22:41:52] <abzde> I blame it
  • [22:41:53] <hooloo> I blame having voice removed
  • [22:41:54] <Diet-Drew> Wait guys time out
  • [22:41:55] =-= Debaser was booted from #xkcd by relsqui (I blame you)
  • [22:41:56] <julian> I blame the N95.
  • [22:41:57] =-= feureau was booted from #xkcd by relsqui (and you.)
  • [22:42:03] <Diet-Drew> I have to read an article a friend wrote
  • [22:42:04] <rivalarrival> I blame airtank
  • [22:42:05] <abzde> I blame julian
  • [22:42:05] <digitrev> I blame killings
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  • [22:42:07] <neptunepink> So, how 'bout that latest comic?
  • [22:42:09] <abzde> I blam Debaser
  • [22:42:10] <hooloo> I blame the George Washington Bridge
  • [22:42:11] <GabrielF> I blame relsqui
  • [22:42:12] <Glench> digitrev: for what!
  • [22:42:13] <Bucket> for what is this?
  • [22:42:14] <abzde> I blame relsqui
  • [22:42:16] =-= GabrielF was booted from #xkcd by relsqui (relsqui)
  • [22:42:16] <julian> I blame relsqui.
  • [22:42:17] =-= abzde was booted from #xkcd by relsqui (relsqui)
  • [22:42:17] <InitHello> neptunepink: I liked it
  • [22:42:17] <rivalarrival> I blame relsqui
  • [22:42:18] =-= julian was booted from #xkcd by relsqui (relsqui)
  • [22:42:19] <feureau> I blame missing a couple of lines of the iBlame storm
  • [22:42:19] -->| abzde (abzde@hide-7BB24A49.nc.res.rr.com) has joined #xkcd
  • [22:42:19] =-= rivalarrival was booted from #xkcd by relsqui (relsqui)
  • [22:42:20] -->| rivalarrival (rival@hide-6D70EFA5.neo.res.rr.com) has joined #xkcd
  • [22:42:21] -->| GabrielF (Gabriel@hide-68E0CDA0.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) has joined #xkcd
  • [22:42:22] <DementedGamer> DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU D
  • [22:42:23] <abzde> I blame GabrielF
  • [22:42:24] <digitrev> I blame DementedGamer
  • [22:42:24] <Debaser> Oh god
  • [22:42:26] -->| julian (julian@hide-16BED9EB.bmly.cable.ntl.com) has joined #xkcd
  • [22:42:26] =-= Mode #xkcd +b *!*Debaser33@*.5D1BEE37.A675AEE4.IP by relsqui
  • [22:42:27] =-= Debaser was booted from #xkcd by relsqui (relsqui)
  • [22:42:28] <hooloo> I blame getting kicked
  • [22:42:29] =-= Mode #xkcd -b *!*Debaser33@*.5D1BEE37.A675AEE4.IP by relsqui
  • [22:42:30] <Diet-Drew> neptunepink, I wouldn't be surprised at one based on this
  • [22:42:31] -->| Debaser (Debaser33@1AA346B4.5D1BEE37.A675AEE4.IP) has joined #xkcd
  • [22:42:32] <neptunepink> I blame the kick storm.
  • [22:42:34] =-= Mode #xkcd +b *!*Michael@*.tnt1.edmonton.ab.da.uu.net by relsqui
  • [22:42:35] <Diet-Drew> Actually, i would
  • [22:42:35] =-= DementedGamer was booted from #xkcd by relsqui (relsqui)
  • [22:42:35] <Debaser> Oh god
  • [22:42:37] <relsqui> Debaser: my bad, missed
  • [22:42:37] <rivalarrival> I blame the streisand effect (and relsqui)
  • [22:42:40] <digitrev> Oh shit
  • [22:42:40] <Bucket> MONARCH AND BEARACHUTE HAD A SIMILAR THOUGHT!
  • [22:42:42] <feureau> I blame people who remove bans
  • [22:42:45] <wsa> I blame deppresed fat women
  • [22:42:45] =-= Mode #xkcd +i by relsqui
  • [22:42:46] =-= rivalarrival was booted from #xkcd by relsqui (relsqui)
  • [22:42:47] <abzde> I blame bans


relsqui killed the I blame storm by kicking people who blame people and made the room invite only. God bless sanity.

[edit] The Blame File (Initial Parsing)

  • I blame being dropped on my head when I was 9 months old.
  • I blame being squished by plywood when I was 2 years old
  • I blame nothing
  • i blame my mother for not having an abortion
  • I blame alcohol in my blood-surrogate.
  • I blame Basic
  • I blame V Basic
  • I blame C++
  • I blame python
  • I blame assembly
  • I blame Umberto Eco
  • i blame punch cards
  • I blame Turing
  • I blame Kapersky
  • I blame butterflies.
  • I blame Grace Hopper
  • I blame Perl.
  • I blame Descartes
  • I blame the kids.
  • I blame the parents
  • I blame them both.
  • I blame the teachers
  • i also blame the moms
  • I blame my unborn son
  • i blame digitrev and any future genetic offspring he may produce
  • I blame his fetus
  • I blame the obstetricians
  • I blame the obese
  • I blame my potential offspring too
  • i blame our lord and creator, god
  • I blame blame
  • I blame whoever created God
  • I blame electrons
  • I blame whoever started this
  • I blame whoever created god's creator
  • i blame the weak force
  • I blame recursion.
  • I blame whoever created God's creator's creator
  • i blame recursion too
  • I blame Michael Jackson
  • I blame <3 Thunder
  • i blame mizhi
  • I blame the whole world
  • I blame emad
  • i blame things that sound like emacs but aren't
  • I blame mizhi too
  • I blame digitrev
  • I blame the whole world, and all its fucked-up people
  • I blamed digitrev already
  • I blame Carlin
  • I blame Moore's law.
  • I blame genewitch
  • I ACCEPT ALL BLAME
  • I blame the syphill8is
  • I blame programming lang. boom de ada boom de ada
  • I blame video games
  • I blame MUD
  • I blame myself
  • I blame the freaky geeks
  • I blame InitHello too
  • I blame momentum.
  • I blame Red Spiders
  • I blame gravity. it really gets me down
  • I blame the blogosphere
  • I blame rpm
  • I blame apt-get
  • I blame <3 thunder
  • I blame ferocious orgasms, they make me sleep
  • i blame democrats for making blame chic
  • I blame neptunepink
  • I blame peer
  • I blame creationists
  • I blame beer
  • i blame fleer.
  • I blame fear
  • I blame Richard Dawkins
  • I blame hormonal flux
  • I blame republicans for making things suck so much we have to blame things
  • I blame wine 1.0
  • I blame Republicans for a lot.
  • I blame erections, they force me to masturbate
  • i blame blame
  • I blame all your gods.
  • I blame epistemological anarchism
  • I blame that penguin tux
  • I blame democratic republicans
  • I blame Moog, for reusing that blame
  • I blame all your base
  • i blame moog's unoriginalityh
  • I blame zig
  • I blame existance
  • I blame moot, for creating 4chan
  • i blame my leopard for typos
  • i blame my observational skills
  • I blame whoever the fuck DDoS'd 4chan
  • I blame Moog's haha for disturbing the storm
  • I blame moot's mom, for creating moot
  • I blame futaba, for inspiring 4chan
  • I blame my superior intellect.
  • i blame ________
  • I blame the DDoS also.
  • I blame the assholes
  • I blame 4 chan for internet propagation of /d/
  • I blame Moog's underline
  • I blame futanari
  • I blame idiots for idiocy.
  • I blame /b/
  • I blame marc
  • I blame /d/ for all my new fetishes.
  • i blame my former roommate for being a /b/tard
  • I blame people who blame things
  • I blame humans for their fucked up ways
  • I blame the commies.
  • I blame Bucket
  • I blame Anonymous
  • I blame bucket
  • I blame GNAA
  • I blame unscientologists.
  • I blame the fail boat
  • I blame iBlame from apple
  • i blame bucket
  • I blame polarity
  • I blame your parents for fucking for your creation.
  • I blame quarks
  • I blame vaginas
  • I blame feureau for not saying "iBlame Apple"
  • I blame ArchAngel1024, for not taking part
  • I blame genewitch for being a fat fart
  • I blame penii yokes.
  • I blame the condom breaks
  • i blame the commies, again
  • I blame hippies
  • i blame neptunepink for my gas
  • I blame the imperialist capitalist pig-dogs, comrade!
  • i blame nipples
  • I blame lurkers for inflating #xkcd denizen count
  • I blame the bastards who turn around in my driveway
  • I blame OPs for not stopping all this blame noise
  • I blame Dane Cook
  • I blame the empire
  • I blame feureau
  • i blame captain cook
  • I blame Star Wars
  • I blame feureau for wanting to stop this blame noise
  • I blame feureau, for participating
  • I blame Captain Morgan
  • I blame the rebels
  • I blame your lame brain in the membraine.
  • I blame AIDS
  • I blame #xkcd for being unable to sleep.
  • I blame morgan freeman
  • I blame that big white fish
  • I blame me
  • i blame steve
  • I blame Steel Reserve
  • I blame <3 thunder
  • I blame morgan suppressedma
  • I blame myself
  • I blame morgan suppressedman
  • I blame boom de yada
  • I blame your mouth for shutting down.
  • I blame generalisations.
  • I blame the blame-game for running away with my brain
  • I blame moobs!
  • I blame this channel
  • I blame your sister
  • I blame Randall
  • I blame lame rhymes
  • I blame David Blaine.
  • I blame E8
  • I blame your mother, so ha!
  • I blame David Bowie
  • I blame the temperature
  • I blame the man!
  • I blame David Blake
  • I blame mizhi's evil crimes
  • I blame *your
  • I blame DM
  • I blame David Koresh
  • I blame the blame game
  • I blame the Discoverer's National Disneyland Geographic History channel
  • I blame GabrielF
  • I blame all the female members of your immediate family!
  • I blame halebop
  • I blame David Hasselhoff
  • I blame people who doesn't blame other people.
  • I blame babies
  • I blame KITT
  • I blame Heath Ledger, for faking his death (only two days till I'm right or a jackass)
  • I blame sheefle
  • I blame InitHello's extended family
  • I blame grammatical errors
  • I blame Chuck "Brown" Norris.
  • I double-blame neptunepink
  • I blame David Duchovny
  • I blame Stallman.
  • I blame cows.
  • I blame linus
  • I blame Torvalds
  • I blame you for blaming too much.
  • I blame anyone who shares a genetic heritage or social atmosphere with neptunepink
  • I blame Reiser
  • I blame Roslin
  • I blame David Lettermen
  • I blame people who running out of things to blame
  • I blame Hugh Jackman
  • I blame Microsoft
  • I blame Roslin too
  • i blame AT&T
  • I blame Leno
  • I blame Comcast
  • I blame my ISP.
  • I blame Xerox, too
  • I blame Conan-oh wait, i love him
  • I blame Bill Gate's slave Steve Ballmer
  • I blame Men in Hats
  • I blame humanity
  • I blame Michelangelo's "David"
  • I blame men in tights
  • I blame Conan (the adventurer)
  • I blame all my ex-gfs
  • I blame the safety dance
  • I blame Conan the Barbarian
  • I blame Celluloid
  • I blame that amazing ISP rhyme
  • I blame all your ex-gfs too
  • I blame Photoshop.
  • I blame Michaelangelo's David's publicly private parts
  • I blame everything in the universe, past, present, or future
  • I blame David Matthews
  • I blame dancing if you want to, because if they don't dance then they ain't no freinds of mine
  • I blame parallel universes
  • I blame GIMP for it's lousy color management
  • I blame serial universe
  • I blame EvilMonkey's lack of imaginination.
  • I blame the timeline.
  • I blame shoddy references to 80's pop songs
  • I blame rick rolls
  • I blame the Far Side
  • I blame perpendicular universes
  • I blame analogrev
  • I blame the game!
  • I blame fat rolls
  • I blame slash fiction
  • I blame analrev
  • I blame genewitch for not recognizing a scrubs reference
  • I blame the law, but the law won
  • I blame polyphasic sleep
  • I blame emalbi
  • I blame Newman
  • I blame cosplay
  • I blame Bryan
  • i blame vi
  • I blame science slash fiction.
  • I blame sleep.
  • I blame emacs
  • I blame sentences without periods at the end.
  • i blame not having a television
  • I blame cat
  • i blame grammar nazis
  • I blame television
  • I blame grammar nazis.
  • I blame dd
  • I blame, therefore I am
  • I blame GWB
  • I blame Greammer Nutsies.
  • I blame having a television but not cable
  • I blame David Byrne
  • I blame Harper
  • I blame godwin.
  • I blame running gags.
  • I blame mizhi for beating me to it
  • i blame intercontinental cables
  • I blame having cable that is not for television.
  • I blame fartingfool, for trying to end this
  • I blame fartingfool for his brilliant idea.
  • I blame the Real World
  • I blame digital TV
  • I blame neptunepink for being slow
  • I blame Hitler.
  • I blame anal TV
  • I blame Colloquy
  • i blame Newton.
  • I blame eva braun
  • I blame buttsechs
  • I blame Mr. Hilter.
  • I blame Godwin's Law
  • I blame Godwin
  • I blame time travelers.
  • I blame Ernst Rohm
  • I blame Men Without Hats
  • I blame Ferdinand de Saussure
  • I blame methane.
  • I blame mIRC for the decline of IRC
  • I blame Devo
  • I blame xkcd for getting this stuck in my head
  • I blame men without balls
  • I blame the marquis de sade
  • I blame the magic dance
  • I blame Ferdinand the Mellow
  • I blame spinning
  • I blame mizhi's dad
  • I blame knowing the babe
  • I blame The Jam
  • I blame Franz Ferdinand
  • I blame blame for looking weird after seeing "blame" so many times.
  • I blame what babe
  • I blame magic dunce
  • I blame my dad too
  • I blame Spongebob!
  • I blame Jiff
  • I blame Joy Division
  • i blame balm
  • I blame the babe with the poer
  • I blame SpangBob
  • I blame Joy Multiplication
  • I blame sleep
  • I blame squidward
  • I blame Spongebob's mom!
  • I blame what power
  • I blame Harley David's son.
  • I blame New Order
  • I blame YOUR MOM
  • I blame the power of voodoo!
  • I blame who do?
  • I blame penis power
  • i blame we do
  • I blame my lack of money.
  • I blame you do!
  • I blame the power of vooodo
  • I blame brass balls
  • I blame religion
  • I blame it
  • I blame your sister for getting herself pregnant by my penis.
  • I blame small balls
  • I blame atheists.
  • I blame the labryinth
  • I blame near am gettin' sick of all this hyar blame
  • I blame Gödel.
  • I blame vagoos
  • I blame you all, each and every one of you
  • I blame Jigsaw
  • I blame people who doesn't blame people.
  • i blame siddartha gautama
  • I blame blame.
  • I blame guard #3
  • I blame the lame
  • I blame porn for making adults to love Kim Possible.
  • I blame the redshirt dude
  • I blame calculus
  • I blame brownshirts
  • I blame Hannah Montanna
  • I blame people who thinks that this is painful
  • I blame algebra
  • I blame people who can't handle the truth
  • I blame jailbait
  • I blame people who doesn't keep log of their IRC chats.
  • I blame movie quotes
  • I blame people who can handle the truth
  • I blame low WPM
  • I blame WMA
  • I blame causality.
  • I blame browncoats
  • I blame MOV.
  • I blame people who's hard drives are too small to handle this
  • I blame PoV porn
  • I blame RIAA
  • I blame effecity
  • I blame mizhi's reflexes
  • II blame mizhi
  • I blame WoW Porn
  • I blame Poser©
  • I blame preggo porn.
  • I blame first person shooters
  • I blame the lack of stick figure pornn.
  • I blame Red Vs Blue
  • I blame my IRC logs.
  • I blame ctrl-alt-delete
  • I blame Halo
  • I blame first person shooter porn.
  • I blame repetition
  • I blame repetition
  • I blame people who say amen to me.
  • I blame all of us for making blame not look like a word anymore
  • I blame California.
  • I blame repetition
  • I blame Spartacus
  • I blame repeTITies.
  • I blame repitition
  • I blame Eric S. Raymond.
  • I blame redundancy, redundancy and redundancy
  • I blame SPARTAAA!
  • i blame repitition
  • I blame knuth
  • I blame repitition
  • I blame Colin Ferrel
  • I blame repitition.
  • I blame redundant redundancy.
  • i blame repitition
  • I blame typing.
  • I blame lamer blamers
  • I blame O(n^3)
  • I blame epic fail
  • I blame my penis for pissing on you.
  • I blame epoch fail
  • I blame rat flail
  • I blame epoch times
  • I blame recusion also, like before.
  • I blame my penis for ejaculating on you.
  • I blame Diet-Drew
  • I blame redundant repetitive repercussions.
  • I blame people who ask how long it will be carrying on.
  • I blame Diet-Drew
  • I blame...
  • I blame myself as well
  • I blame genewitch for changing the topic
  • I blame momentum for making nuts smack you
  • I blame people who change topic in the middle of a blame storm
  • I blame people who moderate this channel.
  • I blame the ellipsis
  • I blame the topic.
  • I blame mizhi
  • I blame the 20 minutes we've spent blaming things
  • I blame Eli's little sis.
  • I blame standards noncompliance.
  • I blame Bucket and unoriginality
  • I blame IEEE1394
  • I blame time for going to fast
  • I blame davean
  • I blame Abraham for saddling his ass.
  • I blame XML.
  • I blame IE7
  • I blame the pidgins
  • I blame pigeons
  • I blame IE8
  • I blame FF3
  • I blame netscape
  • I blame FF9
  • I blame IE9
  • I blame Open Source
  • I blame Opera
  • I blame masturbating monkeys.
  • I blame mizhi for the sake of -BEEP-ing him
  • I blame Safari
  • I blame Free Softwrae
  • I blame security fixes
  • I blame obama
  • I blame RMS.
  • I blame Konqueror.
  • I blame free beer
  • I blame embrodak
  • I blame poor genetics
  • I blame Gentoo.
  • I blame embrodak
  • I blame RMS Titanic
  • I blame McCain.
  • I blame Uniz
  • I blame opera
  • I blame expensive beer
  • I blame rpm Titanic.
  • I blame global variables
  • i blame republicans
  • I blame deb
  • I balme not recognizing blame as a word anymore.
  • I blame sinusoidal motion
  • I blame Debaser
  • I blame cheap bear.
  • i blame cheap wine
  • I blame Debaser
  • I blame , instead of .
  • I blame monochrome bear.
  • I blame moonshine
  • i blame hemorrhoid cream
  • I blam mizhi
  • I blame Sierra Nevada Pale Ale.
  • I blame hooloo
  • I blam Debaser back
  • I blame people who doesn't get my monochrome bear yokes.
  • i blame your mother
  • I blame Debaser, who fails
  • i blame blam!
  • I blame Kim Jong-il
  • I blame explosives
  • I blame Discovery Channel because I'm singing this to Boom De Yada
  • I blame avocados.
  • I blam blame
  • I blame digitrev
  • I blame chairman Mao
  • I blame blamers
  • I blame the congo
  • I blame #xkcd.
  • I blame chiang kai shek
  • I blame people who blame people.
  • I blame EvilMonkey for getting it stuck again
  • i blame stephen king
  • I blame violence and sex on TV
  • I blame you racist bastards.
  • I blame recursion.
  • i blame julian
  • I blame Lemon Demon
  • I blame your shriveled cock and balls.
  • I blame embrodak.
  • I blame
  • i blame riemann
  • I blame John Lennon.
  • I blame everyone for not making it rhyme
  • I blame recursion.
  • I blame DementedGamer
  • I blame Broodax
  • I blame blaming recursion
  • I blame the way mizhi stalls
  • I blame Chris Crocker
  • I blame *.
  • I blame recursion.
  • I blame recursion.
  • I blame Cindy Eloper
  • i blame recursive blame
  • I blam GabrielF, who wins
  • I blame cogit0
  • I blame retroactive blame.
  • I blame recursion
  • I blame neptunepink for having a froofy name
  • I blame Xorg's mouse-select
  • I blame NASA.
  • I blame therefore iWin... from Apple.
  • I blame Debaser who can't spell "blame"
  • I blame the aliens
  • i blame the USS Enterprise
  • I blame NAZI
  • I blame tail recursion.
  • I blame kwin
  • I blame repitition
  • I blame the USSR Enterprise
  • I blame stack overflows.
  • I blame FOX.
  • I blame NCC-1701
  • i blame repetition
  • I blame tpos. dammit
  • I blame ISP
  • i blame blood clots
  • I blame Ford POS
  • I blame TLDS
  • I blame even more typos
  • I blame zsh.
  • I blame OS/2
  • I blame internic?
  • I blame...
  • I blame bash
  • I blame people who doesn't blame windows.
  • I blame the series of tubes
  • I blame router problems.
  • I blame Randall
  • I blame this evil script that's making fun of you
  • I blame gopher (the protocol)
  • i blame fiddlers
  • I blame IPV6.
  • I blame my evil twin
  • I blame rubik's cube
  • I blame XKCD
  • I blame IPv4
  • I blame the bingo players
  • I blame Linux.
  • i blame solar flares causing coriolis effects on the hard drive platters
  • I blame julian
  • I blame Diet-Drew
  • I blame Boom De Yada.
  • I blame #xkcd
  • I BLAME RPM
  • I blame digitrev.
  • I blame the BOFH
  • I blame boom de yoda
  • I blame repitition
  • I blame Bling da Yoda
  • I blame BFF
  • I blame repetition
  • I blame rivalarrival for getting my jokes
  • I blame rivalarrival for historical references
  • I blame airtank.
  • I blame not having a girlfriend.
  • I blame python
  • I blame recursive repitition.
  • I blame monty
  • I blame Happy Fun Ball.
  • I blame Charlie Burns
  • I blame feureau
  • I blame ball snaks
  • I blame AOL
  • I blame the internet.
  • I blame my lack of friends
  • I blame Ikaruga
  • I blame sheeptbat
  • i blame snaks instead of snakes.
  • I blame that stupid remote
  • I blame Vinod Khostla.
  • I blame Noam Chomsky, but not so much Nim Chimpsky
  • I blame planes
  • I blame the Federal Reserve
  • I blame being blamed for the umpteenth time.
  • I blame Gnome Chompski
  • I blame the FDIC
  • I blame people who beg me for change at the train station and when I come back they're still there!
  • I blame #xkcd
  • I blame KDE
  • I blame the FCC
  • I blame heero for blaming Ikaruga, unless it's for the time used.
  • I blame the FDA
  • I blame vidjo games
  • I blame nom nom nom nom nom chimp
  • I blame my NIC interface
  • i blame el nino
  • I blame DHS
  • I blame GE.
  • I blame lolcasts.
  • I blame banjo games.
  • I blame DHL
  • I blame lolcats
  • I blame locats also.
  • I blame Federal Ex-Girlfriend.
  • I blame lolgas
  • I can has blame.
  • I blame self references.
  • I blame y tu mama tambien
  • I blame ignorance
  • I blame bricks.
  • I blame the lolocrtas
  • I blame country energy
  • I blame your mother.
  • I blame cheezburger and kittens for the decline of our generation.
  • I blame heero
  • i blame Communist China
  • I blame the third wall
  • I blame the lolrus
  • I blame R. Buckminster Fuller.
  • i blame REGEX
  • I blame marc
  • I blame the second wall
  • I blame Capitalist China.
  • in soviet russia, lolcats blame you
  • I blame Stereo
  • I blame loud music
  • I blame low blood sugar
  • I blame DementedGamer for not getting it
  • I blame tomorrow.
  • I blame mono
  • I blame THX
  • I blame communist China.
  • I blame binary oppositions.
  • I blame lag
  • I blame DementedGamer, for not knowing we're assigning blame
  • I blame quadrophonic speaker
  • I blame marc
  • I blame ternary
  • I blame computers
  • I blame trinary digits
  • I blame people who say "What the hell is this?"
  • I blame Orientalism, not so much the concept as the book
  • I blame quaternary
  • I blame boobs!
  • I blame people who blame people who don't know that we're assigning blame.
  • I blame thunder
  • I blame jquery.
  • I blame the 2 bit in my hard drive.
  • i blame flux capacitors
  • I blame regex
  • I blame breeders.
  • I blame people who doesn't realize that they're being blamed.
  • I blame Roland Barthes!
  • I blame larry wall
  • I blame julian's mom
  • I blame feureau
  • I blame your grandmother's 3rd son
  • I blame Stumbleupon
  • I blame people for not giving me the benefit of the doubt.
  • I blame people who don't know how this started
  • I blame all over my leopard
  • I blame Roland Garros
  • I blame your father's penis.
  • I blame Michel Foucault.
  • I blame myself, for starting this
  • I blame regret
  • I blame people for giving feureau the benefit of the doubt
  • I blame Cthulu.
  • I blame baseball
  • I blame Michael Moore
  • i blame Jack Faust
  • I blame MP3s.
  • I blame cthulu
  • I blame Michael J Fox, because of parkinsons
  • I blame Anne Coulter.
  • I blame Al Gore
  • I blame your grandfather's viagra
  • I blame Kilgore Trout.
  • I blame Atlas Shrugged
  • I blame F. Stop Fitzgerald
  • I blame English.
  • I blame Noam Chomsky.
  • I blame the timequake
  • I blame Ayn Rand.
  • I blame Alaska
  • I blame Incredible Hulk for not showing hulk penis on the movie.
  • I blame my podcast
  • I blame Andrew Ryan
  • I blame John Galt.
  • I blame feureau
  • I blame Foonetic bastards.
  • I blame feureau
  • I blame the interwebs
  • I blame Diet-Drew for using said tactics
  • I blame MUD.
  • I blame the seminal conveyance mechanisms
  • I blame the social sciences
  • I blame Cillit Bang.
  • I blame non-feureaus
  • I blame useless spam
  • I blame banging clits
  • I blame deconstruction.
  • I blame all that noise
  • I blame diet drew
  • i blame the big bang
  • I blame useful spam
  • I blame BEES
  • I blame clit mouses.
  • I blame nipples
  • I blame useful spam who offer me penis entanglements.
  • I blame signal
  • I blame Moose Clips
  • I blame noise.
  • I blame ejaculation.
  • I blame static
  • I blame dead babies
  • I blame penis-based quantum encryption
  • I blame the lack of cup between two girls.
  • I blame your face.
  • I blame bots
  • I blame urban reclamation
  • I blame dead people for rising up.
  • I blame flyingferret
  • I blame assimilation, and those damn borgs too!
  • I blame Marco.
  • I blame nouns
  • I blame CHARLIEEEEEEEEE
  • I blame Kids in Sandbox
  • I blame the Westboro Baptist Church.
  • I blame polo
  • I blame chainsaws for getting stuck in dead flesh
  • I blame the fact that my /entire/ scrollback is blame
  • I blame botsnack
  • i blame not having copied "i blame" to my clipboard yet
  • I blame existentialism
  • I blame GALACTICAAAAA
  • I blame number 9
  • I blame Bucket
  • I blame messiahs on toast
  • I blame Galctos
  • I bleme number 8
  • I blame number 7
  • i blame number 9
  • I blame eggplants.
  • I blem the numbers 0-6
  • I blame number 6
  • I blame number 10
  • I blame number 10
  • I blame feureau
  • I blame number 12
  • I blame booze
  • i blame phi
  • I blame wholesale blames
  • I blame 7, because 7 ate 9
  • I blame the joiners
  • I blame the real line
  • I blame 23
  • I blame base 16
  • I blame discounted blames.
  • I blame number 15
  • I blame tobbez
  • I blame the Cobra Kai
  • I blame over-used puns
  • I blame 10010100101
  • I blame yesterday
  • I blame tab-complete.
  • I blame 11101101
  • I blame the diagonal arguement.
  • I blame Randall again
  • I blame Kublai KHAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
  • I blame Paul McCartney.
  • I blame Ademan
  • I blame julian
  • I blame Spock
  • I blame Brian Wilson.
  • I blame that mammoth
  • I blame SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
  • I blame people who blame people named feureau.
  • i blame 300
  • I blame the barenaked ladies
  • I blame Google
  • I blame abzde.
  • I blame yahoo
  • I blame long-drawn-out vowels
  • I blame digital
  • I blame being tired, good night all
  • I blame self-reference
  • I blame the Mad Hatter
  • I blame neptunepink
  • I blame something.com
  • I blame bitlbee
  • I blame the internet for making me waste my time.
  • I blame IMDB.
  • I blame zombocom
  • I blame abzde
  • I blame you're gonna have to come back here you're going to have to come back here
  • I blame everyone but Alan Turing, who was awesome
  • I blame neptunepink
  • I blame Oman612
  • I blame O2.
  • I blame ozone
  • I blame the fact that I'm glad I canceled my date with a hot christian chick to day so I can participate in this blame storm.
  • I blame Jeremy Clarkson
  • I blame Iggy Pop
  • I blame RK
  • I blame julian again
  • I blame Ghandi
  • I blame abzde once more.
  • I blame feureau for canceling a date
  • I blame your hip fresh 80's attitude
  • I blame Kelly Clacksound.
  • I blame Amtrak
  • i blame feureau's lack of sexual encounters
  • i blame spaghetti sauce
  • I blame Keynes.
  • I blame the next person that joins
  • I blame feureau for not giving me her number
  • I blame my bad jokes and lack of originality
  • I blame everything
  • I blame Kenya
  • I blame hot chicks
  • I blame failing at using Bucket.
  • I blame ugly guys
  • I blame Kanye
  • I blame Bucket, once more
  • i blame John McCain
  • I blame Chinese people
  • I blame cherry tomatoes.
  • I blame Uzbekistan
  • I blame Bucket for not being allowed to suck-it
  • I blame repeating myself
  • I blame repeating myself
  • I blame pink things
  • I blame purple things
  • I blame RK
  • I blame the fact that the christian chick is a virgin.
  • I blame salmonila and bad spelling
  • I blame the visible spectrum
  • I blame free porn
  • I blame JK Rowling
  • I blam IceKarma
  • I blame IKEA.
  • I blame InitHello for starting this whole thing
  • I blame JRR Tolkein
  • I blame JRR Rowling.
  • I blame Peter Pettigrew
  • I blame misspelling
  • I blame neptunepink for seconding this thing
  • I blame Voldemort
  • i blame people who still mispell "blame"
  • I blame feureau
  • I blame Robert A. Henlein.
  • I blame Dune
  • i blame a stranger in a strange land
  • I blame Isaac Asimov
  • I blame Debaser for speaking his name
  • I blame people who think Rowling involves Rowlf the dog.
  • I blame ebenezer scrooge
  • I blame Stanislaw Lem
  • I blame Mua'dib!
  • I blame Arthur Dent
  • I blame JRR Tolling
  • I blame shame
  • I blame 42
  • I blame Robert Jordan
  • I blame 47
  • I blame maim'd shame
  • I blame the land down under
  • I blame Vogons
  • I blame six feet under
  • i blame fromunda
  • I blame To Kill A Mockingbird
  • I blame AOL for getting me kicked from the chatroom yesterday or my LoL lol LOL lOl rhetoric.
  • I blame crappy poetry
  • I blame hexagons
  • I blame Gregory Peck
  • I blame ADOM
  • I blame curses.
  • I blame the rising cost of oil
  • I blame wiki howto kill a mocking bird.
  • i blame feureau for not having a bigboy ISP
  • I blame the pot
  • I blame people who mocks bird.
  • I blame your face.
  • I blame Clark Gable
  • I blame buses.
  • I blame Samus
  • I blame the joker
  • I blame god
  • I blame trains.
  • I blame the NYT.
  • I blame Barbarella
  • I blame 9/11
  • I blame the cake
  • I blame tofaffy|lappy
  • I blame tofaffy|lappy
  • I blame tofaffy
  • I blame tofaffy|lappy
  • I blame me for never leeched off of AOL's free internet CDs.
  • I blame silly memes
  • I blame tofaffy|lappy
  • i blame tofaffy|lappy
  • I blame NSFW.
  • I blame the creation of a new meme
  • I blame being too slow to blame tofaffy|lappy
  • I blame reddit
  • I blame your mom.
  • I blame intense blaming of one person
  • I blame Flickr.
  • I blame the game.
  • I blame tofaffy|lappy for being unoriginal
  • I blame people who collect AOL CDs.
  • i blame groupthink
  • I blame digg.
  • I blame the lie
  • I blame passing the buck
  • I blame AOL
  • I blame people who lose the game.
  • I blame blaming of intense blaming of one person
  • I blame just losing the game
  • I blame julian
  • I blame all who just lost the game
  • I blame LOL
  • I blame losing the game too
  • I blame reddit.
  • iBlame by Apple
  • I blame entropy.
  • I blame Walkers.
  • I blame fucking reddit.
  • I blame infinity
  • I blame people who play the game
  • I blame /clear for saving me from the game - oh shit
  • I blame digg
  • I blame fucking with reddit.
  • iBlame Apple, cause i'm more clever than you.
  • I blame irrational numbers.
  • I blame the Google Bomb
  • I blame repetition
  • I blame Steeve Jobs
  • I blame wondering how big my IRC log from this channel will be
  • I blame TiVo.
  • I blame OHM
  • I blame repetition
  • I blame repitition
  • I blame repetition
  • I blame you because I said iBlame by Apple before. MWAHAHAHAHA.
  • I blame repetition
  • I blame IQ tasts
  • I blame CNET.
  • I blame the Uncertainty principle
  • I blame Pirate Bay
  • I blame repetition
  • I blame repetition
  • I blame resistence.
  • I blame repitition
  • I blame Fake Steve Jobs.
  • I blame everyone who hasn't used "I blame" yet
  • I blame repetition
  • I blame repetition
  • I blame repetition
  • I blame repitition
  • I blame George Bush
  • I blame insistance
  • I blame repetition
  • I blame the hivemind.
  • I blame repetition
  • I blame repetition
  • I blame repetition
  • I blame hivemind
  • I blame repetition
  • I blame repetition
  • I blame repetition
  • I blame copypastas
  • I blame repetition
  • I blame repetition
  • I blame repetition
  • I blame repetition
  • I blame repetition
  • I blame repetition
  • I blame Dan Lyons for shutting down fake steve jobs because he's a fucking douchebag
  • I blame repetition
  • I blame repetition
  • I blame repitition
  • I blame repetition
  • I blame repetition
  • I blame Fictional Jimbo Wales.
  • I blame repetition.
  • I blame repetition
  • I blame repetition
  • I blame repetition
  • I blame GabrielF
  • I blame flooding
  • I blame females.
  • I blame repetition
  • I blame repetition
  • I blame spam whores
  • I blame repetition
  • I blame repetition
  • I blame flooding
  • I blame repetition
  • I blame digitrev for blaming me
  • I blame repetition
  • I blame repetition
  • I blame repetition
  • I blame flooding
  • I blame Tina Fey
  • i blame **********************************************************************************
  • I blame <3 thunder
  • I blame repetition
  • I blame porn
  • I blame the fact that blame repetition is not properly aligned.
  • I blame flooding
  • I blame repetition
  • I blame GabrielF for blaming me for blaming him
  • I blame neptunepink for blaming porn
  • I blame repetition
  • I blame the same train of thought
  • I blame GOTO 10.
  • I blame break;
  • I blame repetition
  • I blame repetition
  • I blame desu~
  • I blame printer head alignment
  • I blame Lindsey Lohan.
  • I blame repetition
  • I blame digitrev for blaming me for blaming him for blaming me
  • I blame repetition
  • I blame repetition
  • I blame feureau for not making the I Blame continue going right
  • I blame my brain for hurting
  • I blame OPRAH
  • I BLAME REPETITORS
  • i blame non breaking spaces
  • I blame infinite loops
  • I blame repetition
  • I also blame raptors
  • I blame getting blamed.
  • I blame repetition
  • I blame brainfuck
  • I blame you guys suck
  • I blame haxxors
  • I blame my non-monospaced font.
  • I blame repetition.
  • I blame repetition
  • i blame you all
  • I blame off by 1 errors
  • I blame shitting bricks
  • I blame trumpet players.
  • I blame
  • i blame myself for uploading all 1500 lines to bash.org
  • I blame mindfucks
  • I blame abzde.
  • I blem segfaults
  • I blame digitrev for making me want to write "I blame" in brain fuck
  • I blame Bucket
  • I blame hombre's
  • I blame that scary black kid on that mindfuck pic for haunting me.
  • I blame repetition
  • I blame bash.org
  • I blame genewitch for making me laugh
  • I blame Netgear.
  • I blame help I'm trapped in a universe factory
  • I blame xkcdb.com
  • I blame xkcdb
  • I blame xkcd
  • I blame, and level up due to aforementioned action
  • I blame help I'm trapped in a blame factory
  • I blame xkc
  • I blame Fox News.
  • I blame Xavier
  • I blame kkasu
  • I blame Quentin Tarantino for not directing the Desperate Housewives movie.
  • I blame xk
  • I blame xk.
  • I blame xk
  • I blame x
  • I blame blame
  • I blame
  • I blame .
  • I blame hooloo.
  • I blame
  • I blame xk
  • I blame blaming blame
  • I blame Freud.
  • I blame Ansible.
  • I blame Spartacus
  • I blame AngryOverlord
  • I blame neptunepink
  • I blame desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu
  • I blame Slashdot
  • I blam
  • I blame ignorance.
  • I blame Eule
  • I blame Eule
  • I blame Eule
  • I blame eule
  • I blame Euler
  • I blame blam
  • I blame that shit
  • I blame Eule
  • I blame Tim Berners-Lee
  • I blame Eule again
  • i blame digiKernel Panic: Stop
  • I blame not getting kicked for typing desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu so many times.
  • I blame mispelling blame
  • I blame pointers
  • I blame kernels for panicking.
  • I bla
  • I blame the ops for not kicking everyone
  • I blame kernel panic
  • I blame Parcel Farce.
  • I blame relsqui
  • I blame Glench
  • I blame relsquiddle.
  • I blame the people neptunepink blamed
  • I blame Posix
  • I blame alt-printscreen-o
  • I blame it
  • I blame having voice removed
  • I blame the N95.
  • I blame airtank
  • I blame julian
  • I blame killings
  • I blam Debaser
  • I blame the George Washington Bridge
  • I blame relsqui
  • I blame relsqui
  • I blame relsqui.
  • I blame relsqui
  • I blame missing a couple of lines of the iBlame storm
  • I blame GabrielF
  • I blame DementedGamer
  • I blame getting kicked
  • I blame the kick storm.
  • I blame the streisand effect (and relsqui)
  • I blame people who remove bans
  • I blame deppresed fat women
  • I blame bans

[edit] Things you can do with the Blame File

  • Get rid of names, timestamps, and non-"[Ii] blame "s
  • Pipe it into a text-to-speech program
  • Alphabetize it.