Food Nicks

Summary

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Rules

• Nicks are not food just because they represent a person. Cannibalism bad.
• "Wilbur" isn't food just because that was the name of an animal somewhere. "WilburThePig" is definitely food, though.
• "Joe" is not food related, though there may well be a "Joe's Bar and Grill".
• Okay fine, Joe is something that people call coffee. But Joe is still probably a bit shy of "Definitely Food".
• Don't try and stretch every word ever to be food related. For example, "unity" is just not food related.
• Things do not count as edible just because you can make a cake shaped like them or something.
• Only things that are actually food count as "Definitely Food". Like "Cheez". "Spork" and other things related to food preparation, storage, and consumption are, at best, "Kinda Food".
• Things that are near unanimously considered too cute to be nommed must be classified as "Not Food". Examples include kittens, some of the fluffiest ops, and kindhearted mortally wounded bunny rabbits.

Individual Rationale

Nick	Definitely Food	Kinda Food	Barely Food	Not Food	Rationale
~Randall			X		Randall, from the medieval name Randolf, "shield" + "wolf". You can eat wolves.
@aliaras				X	The word "aliaras" seems to mean something like "unity" in spanish. Not edible.
@billygoat	X				Goats are edible.
@davean				X	A website claims "davean" means "friend". Friends are not food.
@ephphatha				X	Some words Jesus said that means "be opened"? Not food.
@Glench			X		[Oh God]
@IceKarma		X			Ice is food. Kind of.
@khmer				X	A group of people/language, according to google. Not food.
@Lhyzz				X	From "Elizabeth", means things like "Daughter of God" or "Awesome One". Not food.
@mewyn				X	The world may never know.
@relsqui				X	Afaik "relsqui" is just a name, can't dig food meanings out of it.
@res0				X	"resolute0" according to denizens, wordplay on "absolute zero". One does not nom a number.
@sheepbat				X	Sheep are food but sheepbats are entirely too cute to eat. Do not eat sheepy. This is not up for debate.
@shoofle				X	I've got nothin' here.
@Shrdlu				X	From a nonsense phrase. You cannot nom a nonsense phrase.
@snark				X	Can't nom a snide remark.
@sneakums				X	I don't see a way to tie it to food, anyway.
@Stereo			X		Nick is a shortening of "I Ate A Stereo", it turns out.
@Xavier				X	A common name that means "new house", can't nom a house.
@zigdon			X		Somehow "zigdon" reminds me of "zebra cake".
Aaeriele				X	There might be a name-meaning if you spell it more differently, but feh.
aeroevan		X			Kind of, see Nestle Aero.
Ahrotahntee				X	The word can mean outsider, steward, etc. Mostly that's people and not food.
Ahuch				X	Didn't find anything hiding in there.
aiko				X	Possibly means "love child" and similar things in Japanese. Not food.
ajnstn				X	Mostly this seems to be someone's name mashed together.
AlcariTheMad				X	No food that I can find.
alSeen				X	No food here either.
amandarn_			X		Almost kinda looks like "mandarin", like "mandarin orange".
Ambrose				X	A name that means things like "immortal". Not food.
Anna				X	A name. Seems to mean things like "grace". Not food.
Antin			X		Like..."an tin of food?" Horrible grammar but I'm counting it.
AntORG		X			You can totally eat ants. I hear they're good in chocolate.
apo			X		Possibly an abbreviation for "apolipoprotein", related to eating/digestion/metabolism. Further research needed.
Apocrypha				X	Word means out-of-canon biblical or other writings. Not food.
aqualis	X				aqualis...aqua...water.
Aquarion	X				Water. Also kinda looks like "aquarium", and fish are food.
Arcanthus					Classification Pending
archangelic					Classification Pending
ArdaXi					Classification Pending
asarkar					Classification Pending
asiago					Classification Pending
ath					Classification Pending
Azazel					Classification Pending
barometz					Classification Pending
bassgoon					Classification Pending
bearachute				X	Bears are maybe edible, but their parachutes? Not noms.
benley					Classification Pending
blast_hardcheese	X				Um, it says "cheese".
bondau_					Classification Pending
Bowler					Classification Pending
Branes	X				Braaaaaaaaaanes.
bs338					Classification Pending
BubonicFred					Classification Pending
Bucket					Classification Pending
Burstaholic					Classification Pending
Caffeine	X				My favorite food group.
Candlehawk					Classification Pending
capitalthree					Classification Pending
Carrr					Classification Pending
caturday					Classification Pending
CGamesPlay					Classification Pending
chaos95					Classification Pending
Cheez	X				Yet another cheese nick.
Chr1s					Classification Pending
Chris					Classification Pending
chromakode					Classification Pending
Chton					Classification Pending
cityofspheres					Classification Pending
cjk					Classification Pending
claime					Classification Pending
cls					Classification Pending
coderarity					Classification Pending
crawfs		X			Kinda, because I doubt crawfish is actually what crawfs means.
crodgers					Classification Pending
curson					Classification Pending
cxreg					Classification Pending
DAK					Classification Pending
DarkLoad					Classification Pending
Darkone					Classification Pending
DeadbeatEngineer					Classification Pending
Deegen					Classification Pending
Deltantor	X				Anagram for total nerd, nerds are candy.
demize					Classification Pending
Diet-Drew	X				Clearly a brand of soda.
diogenes					Classification Pending
dngor					Classification Pending
dragon	X				Om nom nom dragon.
drazak					Classification Pending
drey					Classification Pending
Dritz					Classification Pending
DustWolf		X			Wolves can be nommed, but...this one might be made of dust, which is not noms.
dyfrgi					Classification Pending
Eagleshadow				X	Eagles yes, but their shadow? No.
eldorm					Classification Pending
elik					Classification Pending
encryptio					Classification Pending
enochr00t					Classification Pending
Er00					Classification Pending
eternaleye					Classification Pending
Eviltwin					Classification Pending
f8					Classification Pending
FalseProphet					Classification Pending
fantasyprone					Classification Pending
fermentedGoat	X				Goat has been established as edible, fermented goat is probably a delicacy.
fersla					Classification Pending
fiyarburst					Classification Pending
Fjulf					Classification Pending
Flibberdy					Classification Pending
flyingferret				X	Aaaaaw don't eat the ferret.
fo0bar					Classification Pending
fourk		X			Fourk -> Fork -> eating utensil?
fridge		X			Not food, but related to the storage of food.
Frost			X		Kinda sorta related to the storage of food.
FsMobile					Classification Pending
FunkyTuba					Classification Pending
gasparn					Classification Pending
geekahedron					Classification Pending
geekwork					Classification Pending
GGLucas					Classification Pending
Gibi_					Classification Pending
GK-Deacon					Classification Pending
Gnurdux_					Classification Pending
Goatbert	X				Goats are edible.
goose	X				Goose is definitely nommable.
Gosha					Classification Pending
Guest40888				X	We don't eat guests.
Guest57941				X	We don't eat guests.
GuySoft					Classification Pending
H-land					Classification Pending
hackbug					Classification Pending
heero					Classification Pending
Hejt					Classification Pending
hive-mind					Classification Pending
Hjalte					Classification Pending
hooloo					Classification Pending
Ian					Classification Pending
Iceman_B	X				Ice is water is food.
ikarus					Classification Pending
Ikri					Classification Pending
InitHello					Classification Pending
internat					Classification Pending
Internet13					Classification Pending
ircubic					Classification Pending
Iron	X				A nutrient!
ishanyx					Classification Pending
ishkur					Classification Pending
ivan`					Classification Pending
iWaldo					Classification Pending
Izzy					Classification Pending
Jabberwockey					Classification Pending
Jacnoc					Classification Pending
Jaga					Classification Pending
JagaTheWitch					Classification Pending
Jax184					Classification Pending
jcm					Classification Pending
jeek		X			[Apparently there's a Jeek drink.]
jercos					Classification Pending
jlamothe					Classification Pending
jnnnnn					Classification Pending
joannac					Classification Pending
Jocke					Classification Pending
JR-Fire					Classification Pending
K0HAX					Classification Pending
kaolbrec					Classification Pending
Kassidy					Classification Pending
kateract					Classification Pending
KaunMoth					Classification Pending
Kayla					Classification Pending
kha00hs					Classification Pending
kitten				X	Oh god no just don't eat the kittens.
klaxa					Classification Pending
Kliment					Classification Pending
kn0pp1x					Classification Pending
Kokuma					Classification Pending
Koronen					Classification Pending
kreebby					Classification Pending
kremlin					Classification Pending
kyd					Classification Pending
Laogeodritt					Classification Pending
lapilofu					Classification Pending
LeaChim					Classification Pending
LeftWing		X			LeftWing...like hot wings?
Legion					Classification Pending
lietk12					Classification Pending
Lillymon					Classification Pending
lilmisschaos					Classification Pending
Lisimba		X			Lion? Can nom where legal.
llrcombs					Classification Pending
llrcombs-					Classification Pending
logic					Classification Pending
LogicalDash					Classification Pending
maahes					Classification Pending
magcius					Classification Pending
Magus					Classification Pending
maik					Classification Pending
Mangeh					Classification Pending
marth					Classification Pending
marulkan					Classification Pending
marvin					Classification Pending
Maximinus					Classification Pending
MBD123					Classification Pending
Mekki					Classification Pending
melody				X	You can't nom a song.
mewshi					Classification Pending
mike					Classification Pending
mjr					Classification Pending
moose	X				Moose is tasty. I've nommed it ^_^
Mortchek					Classification Pending
mrkman					Classification Pending
Nad					Classification Pending
nameless					Classification Pending
Nameroc					Classification Pending
nathanc					Classification Pending
Nav					Classification Pending
Navarr					Classification Pending
Nazrin					Classification Pending
necronian					Classification Pending
nemo				X	Fish are friends, not food.
nenolod					Classification Pending
Newa					Classification Pending
nibbler		X			Not food, but related to eating.
nicar					Classification Pending
niekie					Classification Pending
niklas					Classification Pending
ninnnu					Classification Pending
nisstyre					Classification Pending
njsg				X	Not food, according to njsg.
Nolano					Classification Pending
NoOneButMe					Classification Pending
NowEverywhere					Classification Pending
Npc					Classification Pending
null					Classification Pending
nvidhive					Classification Pending
Nyeth					Classification Pending
Odjuret					Classification Pending
OptimisticCynic					Classification Pending
Oriza			X		NOT a kind of rice, contrary to popular opinion. You're thinking of orzo. Oriza is almost certainly positively not food.
otters		X			Technically can nom otters.
Palomides					Classification Pending
Palo					Classification Pending
Parak					Classification Pending
paratus					Classification Pending
pehis		X			Well, people nom penises...
Peng					Classification Pending
Pentium					Classification Pending
Perel					Classification Pending
Pfisiar					Classification Pending
Pharaoh			X		Mummy jerky? Eeeeew.
pherq					Classification Pending
Philosoraptor
PhoenixFrog	X				You can nom frogs.
phthano					Classification Pending
pictavi					Classification Pending
pikhq					Classification Pending
PineHack					Classification Pending
pixelated					Classification Pending
Plastefuchs					Classification Pending
polemon					Classification Pending
Posiden					Classification Pending
Potassium	X				It's a nutrient!
practisevoodoo					Classification Pending
pranq					Classification Pending
Preve_					Classification Pending
psud					Classification Pending
PsychoDan_					Classification Pending
Puddle	X				Puddles are made out of water usually.
pzich					Classification Pending
qkombur					Classification Pending
Qu4Z					Classification Pending
Queenie					Classification Pending
QuixoticAspie					Classification Pending
rabbitambulance		X			You can nom rabbits...though rabbits in ambulances should maybe be off limits.
RadioPassive					Classification Pending
Random832					Classification Pending
Ranzear					Classification Pending
Ravana					Classification Pending
rawrmage					Classification Pending
rcxdude					Classification Pending
Rena					Classification Pending
Revan343					Classification Pending
rgbj					Classification Pending
rickets					Classification Pending
rival					Classification Pending
RobG					Classification Pending
rosonowski					Classification Pending
ross`					Classification Pending
Rozer					Classification Pending
ruok					Classification Pending
rusef					Classification Pending
ryaxnb_					Classification Pending
salacious					Classification Pending
Saturn					Classification Pending
scgtrp					Classification Pending
Schoentoon					Classification Pending
seggy					Classification Pending
SeveredCross					Classification Pending
shadow					Classification Pending
shishi		X			Looks like the word "sushi" Correction: Shishi is definitely urine. Nom if desperate or into that sort of thing.
Sho					Classification Pending
Shrik3					Classification Pending
Sigma				X	Greek letters can't be nommed.
simonkh					Classification Pending
SirEel	X				Eels can be nommed.
SirSquidness	X				Squids can also be nommed.
Skhaz					Classification Pending
Smark					Classification Pending
SmilybOrg					Classification Pending
SniperPanda					Classification Pending
Snoopy		X			Dogs are edible. But I dunno who would eat Snoopy.
Solet					Classification Pending
spenguin				X	Nooo Bob the Penguin is too cute to eat.
spinfire		X			Spinfire...spit roast.
Spitfire		X			A spit fire...for a spit roast?
Spork		X			Not food itself, but related to food consumption.
st47					Classification Pending
standard_toaster		X			Related to food preparation.
stat					Classification Pending
stefan					Classification Pending
StoneWork					Classification Pending
Strike_Reyhi					Classification Pending
stu					Classification Pending
taixzo					Classification Pending
Taki					Classification Pending
taoistextremist					Classification Pending
tapiocapudding	X				I don't even need to explain this one.
Tattoo					Classification Pending
td					Classification Pending
teetow					Classification Pending
telnet					Classification Pending
thefinn93					Classification Pending
TheJacket					Classification Pending
Theorevery					Classification Pending
TheTFEF					Classification Pending
ThunderChicken	X				Om nom nom chicken.
Tiger		X			Food, where legal.
timur					Classification Pending
tjoener					Classification Pending
tnli					Classification Pending
tolja					Classification Pending
tomatoserver	X				Tomatoes!
Tommy					Classification Pending
TREX					Classification Pending
Trinli					Classification Pending
trondth				X	Mostly just an abbreviation of a name.
Turgid				X	Swollen, congested, etc. Not food.
Ultrasauce	X				Clearly ultrasauce is some kind of amazing food.
Umm_				X	An utterance, not food.
unicum	X				Well, you can certainly eat cum...there's even recipes.
unixmito				X	UNIX Mito? I dunno. Doesn't sound like food.
valraven_	X				Ravens: nommable.
vantagex4				X	Like..advantage? Not food.
viir				X	Just letters until otherwise proven.
voodoo_office			X		Sometimes people do voodoo with dolls made of food. I think.
w3c				X	A web standards organization, not food.
Walther				X	Just a name. Means something like "warrior".
wao			X		World Allergy Organization. People are allergic to food sometimes.
Weklyn				X	A surname, afaik.
Wells	X				Wells have water. Water is food.
whatu				X	what + u? Not food afaik.
whiskeyish	X				Whiskey is like, an entire food group.
wildfyre			X		Wildfire...wildlife...naturally occurring barbecue?
woddf2				X	Don't know what it means or anything.
x2017				X	Just a letter and some numbers?
x2x				X	Doesn't refer to food afaik.
XanT		X			XanT -> ant. Can nom ants.
Xeio				X	Probably just some letters.
XMPPwocky		X			The Jabberwock is quite possibly edible.
yann			X		Kind of looks like the word "yam".
yazdmich				X	No meaning located.
YellowOnion	X				An onion. Onions are tasty.
yroeht				X	Just letters until otherwise proven.
zAC				X	Mostly just a name.
zamabe				X	No meaning located.
Zannick				X	No meaning located.
Zed				X	It's a letter.
Zeroedout				X	Zeroed out? Clearly not noms.
zorzar				X	Would seem to be just a username.