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Emad is a fellow from the internet who goes by the nick "blorpy". Some of us use his name, Emad, as both an adjective and a noun to describe things that are particularly absurd -- things that are both intriguing and inexplicable. For example, the image to the right is emad.
You can see other emads on the Emad page.
Emad himself is similarly intriguing and inexplicable. When cornered, he emits a protective cascade of puns. He is a shifty character, swathed in burlap. Funny thing is, you never hear his footsteps. He eats sealed bags of hummus, plays the violin, and sleeps inside a fridge. He is trapped in mindjail.
Emad in his own words
<blorpy> well well well <blorpy> now the GOAT becomes the GOATEE
(See also Emad Quotes.)
Emad in the words of others
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Strange thing is you never hear his footsteps. ...or not? You flunk! Youse guys wanna play stickball? Emad is el trollo loco ... Foxy Extra Emad is the SLIM shady Emad is Octal's faculty advisor. Emad is ambassador to Fantasy Island Emad is a buccaneer-american Emad is Pepsiman. Emad is the gangster of love Emad is captain numlock emad doesn't care about anything. He's a nihilist. what is a troll Emad is Mr. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang Emad is kung fu fighting o/~ here comes a special boy o/~ Live... Love... Laugh. <emad> man, we filled him up with so much crap! Emad is so not the shiznat Emad is going intergalactic Emad is that thing under you when you start the game. emad carries a wand of trolling and has swallowed the ring of hilarity Emad is gollum's brother Emad is a dream operator Emad is not part of the solution Emad is a Texan Trollsnake. Emad is karma for < Emad has LEFT THE BUILDING! Libyan singer-songwriter Emad tells stories with his oud. Emad is a superstar in France Emad is eleven feet tall, and he speaks Navajo. He is trapped! Get him out! Emad is Pope Hilarius II He is trapped, but powerful! Emad is a disco love machine Emad is going straight to the top Emad is on the caboose <reply>have you got two tens for a five? Cybernetic Emad in mindjail! Emad is the lyrical gangsta buck buck buck biquak Emad is ascii without the C Emad is Professor Emeritus at Eurotrash Slacker University Emad is a big fan of the United Kingdom and its people. Emad is trapped in Syria! GET HIM OUT!!!! Emad is a syrian street urchin emad killed a man in reno just to watch him die Emad once trolled a man in Reno, just to watch him cry. Emad is as emad does. Emad is kevin k-line Emad is Duncan Oklahoma Emad is Duncan South Dakota Emad is the red-and-white rotating behavior-modification panda Emad is the most beautiful bogeyman Emad is pontifex trollanus emad rides the reefers emad does his part to help the planet by carving "SAVE THE WHALES!" into old-growth redwoods. Emad is head of the hobo mafia Emad is Executive Producer Extraordinaire Emad is An Emad Committee Production Emad can eat glass. It doesn't hurt him. Emad is THY EEL ARMADA Emad is a blagebrity Emad is Externally Mounted Adjustable Damping Emad is ELECTROMAGNETIC ANTI-PIGGYBACKING DEVICE Emad is eating jesus. Emad is a cylon terrorist Emad is a sultry sultana Emad is Bob Loblaw Emad is Mr. F Emad is for british eyes only Emad is a performance artist Emad is the goat Emad is too legit to acquit! Emad is not ready for the enterprise Emad is Nicholas Cage Emad is kablamo, and vice versa Emad is the Ill of Islington Emad is 35% weirder than Dumont Emad is a dissipated loafer Emad is electronically mad Emad is in a space station, polishing a ray gun Emad is <action>guffobs Emad is the mighty morpheme power trolla Emad is a white-collar hamburglar Emad is a doctor of pomposity Emad is dict-thirsty Emad is the honest smuggler Baron von Bullshit rides again! "I wrote a hit play!" emad@blarpy:~ dict lard Emad is the B squad leader Emad is a nayseed Emad is a hay-sayer he plays the violin and sleeps inside a fridge Emad is mr. manager Emad is a streetwise psychobilly Emad is an erlanger Emad is charlie meadows Emad is karl mundt Emad is at http://zork.net/~nick/pix/blorpy.png Emad is pewa emad Emad is Leroy the Cabal Guy Emad is bad, bad Leroy Moskowitz. Emad is the creator of Love Potion #8.9.2rc4 Emad is Dolphin Lundgren Emad is a slipper limpet Doctor Eggman, I presume. Emad is one of those activist judges Emad is a turnip Emad is Sketchy Galore Emad is an undercover reporter with dateline Emad is a community-respected entity Emad is tom o'shan'ter Emad is tam o'shatner Emad is turning all our children into hooligans and whores Emad is burrowing like a weevil under tender christian skin Emad is the pope of nope Emad is applied to the eyes soaky in the pooper, standing in a stupor by the tank... better call the super... Emad is hooked up to a chocolate I.V. only the users may know, $who Emad is the finger moustache bandit Emad is the real Hubertus Bigend Emad is the hiphopopotamus Emad is the impractical joker Emad is unable to escape the relentless ticking of his biological nick-changing clock. Emad is Gene Parmesan <emad> every time you state your case, the more i want to punch your face Emad is one of those hop-ons you hear so much about Things you will never hear Emad say, #73: "Say goodbye, $who... And say goodbye to these!" Emad is a stickball wizard Emad is Hanus Wagner Emad is a troll in a teacup Emad is in the pantry, eating sealed bags of hummus. Emad is praguematic Emad is the composer of Dueling Ouds Emad is into tOtAlLy RaDiCaL Islam Emad is a neo-ignoramus Emad is Count Bleck Smithers! Release the clowns! Anyone wanna buy a couple tons of mixed barley/scrap metal? He is trapped in the dryer (with a sexy girl)! emad never trolled a man that did not need trolling. Emad is non compos mantis Emad is the former Berkeley honey-slathering kingpin Emad is a shill for Big Banana Emad is a veritable whirling sphere of ham Emad is a senseless fop Emad is the son of a poor millstone Rockis out with your Dukakis out! Emad is crazany! Emad is just a PO-lice Emad is http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meat_slurry Emad is the official collected New York Times errata, June 1973 to May 1975 Emad is Jumpin' Jack Ficklestein. Emad is propitious josiah Emad is the count of monty crisco I took it in the face and blogged as hard as I could. Emad is a pretty cool guy, eh trolls OH GOD! YOU SHOT ME! WHAT THE HELL, YOU SHOT ME IN THE LEG! OH GOD IT HURTS! WHY DID YOU DO THAT? OH GOD! Emad is sitting crosslegged and morose at the bottom of the uncanny valley. Emad is Pat Shanks B.A. Emad is wearing a daring strapless pantsuit emad died from a self-inflicted hail of gunfire lasting several minutes. Emad is Ida Idaho, B-list superstar. Emad is Marty Funkhauser Emad is good people. like, a whole goddamned committee Emad is putting the "hack" in "hackneyed" Emad is author of the classic poem "casey ate the bat" Emad is clammy mcshirty Emad is here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and he's all out of ass. Have you guys noticed $who is racist? Emad is at http://www.goer.org/HTML/examples/htmlhorror1.html Bros before woes. or as the French call him, l'Emaddeur Emad is a pledged delegate for the Hamburgular Emad is Jacques Tits Hey, it's music sensations Emad and his Emads with their hit single Mindjail (Get Me Out) Emad is in favor of privatizing the highway to the danger zone Emad is one of the cowboys from purgatory Emad is best viewed with netscape navigator gold 2.0, mac os 7.5, 800x600 resolution, 14.4k modem, and blink tags disabled. <emad> I told u I was lardcore Emad is stuffing his kite Emad is a Glenroe fan Emad is the piano playa hata Emad is Herbal Kint, the gent with the hemp Emad is one of those goddamned snakers EMAÐ IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR AWESOME!