Choose Your Own Misadventure

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Choose Your Own Misadventure or CYOM is a Bucket factoid game. To begin playing it, simply tell him "page 1".

All commands are of the form "page #".

[edit] Decision Tree (SPOILERT)

' * ' denotes a page listed above in the tree.

' ║ ' denotes a page's second random outcome.

Bold denotes an ending

-1 

0

1 ┬> 2 ┬> 7 ┬> 14 -> 1*
  │    │    │
  │    │    └> 3 -> 19 ┬> 56 -> 1*
  │    │               │
  │    │               └> 12*
  │    │
  │    └> 12 ╥┬> 17 ┬> 18*
  │          ║│     └> 33 -> 1*
  │          ║│
  │          ║└> 12*
  │          ║
  │          ╙─> 18 ┬> 96 ┬> 96*
  │                 │     ├> 97*
  │                 │     ├> 98*
  │                 │     ├> 99*
  │                 │     └> 13*
  │                 │
  │                 ├> 97 ┬> 96*
  │                 │     ├> 97*
  │                 │     ├> 98*
  │                 │     ├> 99*
  │                 │     └> 13*
  │                 │
  │                 ├> 98 ┬> 96*
  │                 │     ├> 97*
  │                 │     ├> 98*
  │                 │     ├> 99*
  │                 │     └> 13*
  │                 │
  │                 ├> 99 ╥┬> 96*
  │                 │     ║├> 97*
  │                 │     ║├> 98*
  │                 │     ║├> 99*
  │                 │     ║└> 13*
  │                 │     ║
  │                 │     ╟─> 100 ────┬> 1*
  │                 │     ╟─> 96*     └> 23*
  │                 │     ╟─> 97*
  │                 │     ╟─> 98*
  │                 │     ╟─> 99*
  │                 │     ╙─> 13
  │                 │
  │                 └> 13 ┬> 1*
  │                       └> 23 ┬> 25 ┬> 96*
  │                             │     ├> 97*
  │                             │     ├> 98*
  │                             │     └> 99*
  │                             │
  │                             └> 26 -> 1*
  │
  ├> 5 ┬> 6 ┬> 7*
  │    │    ├> 12*
  │    │    └> 6*
  │    │
  │    └> 8 -> 1*
  │
  └> 32 ┬> 2*
        ├> 5*
        └> 1337 ┬> 23*
                └> 1*

4 ┬> 7*
  └> 12*

69

122 -> 42 -> 1*

Flowchart.PNG Note: This flowchart does not cover page 100.

[edit] Trivia

  • Page -1 is a link to this article.
  • Page 12 is not the only page that has multiple outcomes.
  • Page 69 may have been added by someone other than CYOM's creator.
  • Missing pages: 9-11, 15-16, 20-24 (except 22), 27-31, 34-1336 (except 42,69,122)
  • Page 0 is the cover; Page 1337 is the back of the book
  • There are eight possible endings, but only seven can be reached from page 1.
  • There is no page 404.
  • Page 100 and the alternate 99 were definitely not added by the game's creator.
  • A certain page may have been named after a keyboard layout that everyone that's not German or Russian probably uses. It was definitely not added by Mr. Game Creator though, which makes Bucket sad.
  • page 323 is NSFW.