Cellshot's gender
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[edit] The Problem
Nobody knows Cellshot's gender. Simple as that. No it's not! Actually it's very complicated.
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[edit] Possible solutions
[edit] Male
- Gamer
- Attends many black tie events.
- Does not know how to flense a hog.
[edit] Female
- Uses female pronoun most frequently.
- Hits on everyone
- Hasn't hit on Ghorthas
[edit] Inhuman construct from the dimensions of pure insanity and chaotic shadows
- Is Cellshot
[edit] A Cystidium
- Possibly
[edit] Guess Table
| Nick | Guess |
|---|---|
| Corynne | Male. Cell (shows interest in sciences) Shot (shows an interest in sex). Must be male. |
| freelancer | probably female |
| Scooby | Obviously canine |
| Debaser | Male |
| ftr | Male |
| crodgers | Male |
| Cellshot | <3 |
| StandOff | Female |
| thatGuy | 42 |
| Terlob | Xemale |
| Fredd | She's so CUTE! I would insert my genitals into all available orifices. And maybe even make some new ones! |
| Rant | Hard to tell under that fursuit... (I'm in it with him/her) |
| MoonWolf | Jadacha hermaphrodite ... either sex at will. |
| Glench/Shoofle | I don't know but Glench is a dude and Shoofle is a chick |
| Hermiene | It's for history to decide. |
| Kliment | Uncertainly male. |
| Nameless | By observing we change the outcome, so it goes without saying that Cellshot is an extraterrestrial being sent down to distract us as our world is slowly taken over by the mother ship |
| SeveredCross | Cellshot's gender is relative - as in he's male when he fucked your mom |
| root | Male. The social security database proves it...cause he's from america...and all |
| Masterwabbit | Gotta be a spy. Cellshot actually has intel! |
| TraumaPony | Male outside, female inside. Either that, or Candleja |
| Elyscape | I won the game vicariously through Cellshot |
| Geekthras | AS SOMEONE SAID, when you look at the Matrix, Cellshot's gender is quite clearly revealed. |
| Stereo | Male, by way of elimination...that being him and I in bed last night |
| Natjo | Both, Cellshot is clearly two people (Glench/Shoofle in disguise!) |
| Timi | He's a robot. Possibly a Cylon. |
| Lhyzz | A zombie whose genitals have fallen off. |
