CRUISE CONTROL
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CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL[citation needed]!! EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL, YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER[citation needed]!
Caps lock looks like yelling to our cultured, stylish eyebrains, so we really don't like it. Between Billygoat and Creature, any Cruisers will be quickly and expertly dealt with.