Breakdown in 1.2 Kelvins
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<Glench> Please sort the burlap alphabetically and when you're done with that I have some dust I need you to clean out of my rocket mansion <shoofle> Roger roger, ducks are in the haybarn. Are the shirts wet? Clover. <Glench> The shirts are in the pond, wearing the headphones. Coffee? <shoofle> Neggo my eggo, didn't they get a bogey? Milkshake. <xkcd> Glench has been compromised. Pass the ducklings through the snorkel -- repeat, ducklings through the snorkel! <Glench> xkcd is transmitting on an inselure connection. Jig is advised. Fiddle. <shoofle> Roger that - snorkel's in the bag. Cthulhu's in the hayloft. <shoofle> Stodger, what's your compilation time? Viola's out of tune. Please rock out. <xkcd> Reacquire the Roomba and bifurcate the katydids. All systems lubricated, green lights on the sinusoidal alarm. <Glench> Bacon returns positive. Charge negative. Requestion .conf irmation. <shoofle> Boot sector is alfalfa. Glomp the maple syrup! fast! <xkcd> Necking suppression systems failing. Advise waterproof blanket and rocket boots. Set throttle to "cryptic"! <Glench> Katydids bifuracted, roosters buried in the hatchet. Jet skis are unintegrable. Please advise. <Glench> I cobble. Lassy requires fermententation. colly? <xkcd> Fly the wet bird! Decode the jet skis and re-ferret the intake systems with a small ermione. <Glench> Birds moist. Jet ski does not come with decoder ring. Intake system require beaverhives. <shoofle> Coelocanth compromised, fondle the loveliest cross-spar. Otters are floating, respond? <xkcd> Ratchet up tension on the dove until status "squishy". Re-honk the badonkadonk until sufficiently moist! <Glench> Countrecoup received, cross section fondled. Please buttload the coordinates to sector hotdog omega. <xkcd> The pressure's too high! Inhale the retrograde sandwich! <Glench> Dove squishy: Badonkadonk moistened. Norbert has left his toast. Toast in danger of deliciousness. <shoofle> Update your IP! Preheat the ovenbird to 300 radians! Overload the functions of love! Destroy the harp seal! <Glench> Negative. Toast sandwich does not contain sufficient mammoth. Jetpacks imminent. <xkcd> Negatory, honcho! Slipper limpet suffering multiple fractures! <Glench> Functions of love not derivafiable, integrable. Burners engaged. Choking smoke engaged. <xkcd> But the maximum eel extension is 300 gallons, and the jell-o tower is wobbling a solid 90 arc-seconds above! <Glench> Limpet does not grok. Meerkat is in oven. Over. <xkcd> Remove meerkat from oven promptly! Rachel Ray reaching terminal rotational velocity! Dampen the muff-pads and soak the turbine! <Glench> Rachel Ray vented to vacuum. Shoofle containment impossible. Ladyation imminent. <xkcd> Reticulate core and go to mode "Sinatra". Prepare to squirm. <Glench> Squirming initiated. Awkward dinner party upgraded to status "whose mom is that." <xkcd> Advise question remain unanswered. Politics complicated, situation becoming "lush". <Glench> Groundlings continue to mate unheeded. Aslan interference expected. <shoofle> Zeus cannon readied and rsynced. Prepare the update timer, pulse the 555! Tell the tortoise to say hi to achilles for me and reset the gravity to approx. 800 plz <xkcd> Eggs primed and ready, pixie sticks upended into mouth. Spatial vibration commencing. Red rover, red rover, please do not send shoofle. Over. <Glench> Roger. Gravity boosted to one dimension. Acceleration is noginative. Prepare lichen for entry. <shoofle> ABORT ABORT GLENCHING OUT IS OUT OF THE E-CAN THE SYSTEMS ARE DOWN THE SYSTEMS ARE DOWN AND WE'VE GOT FATAL CONTAMINATION OF THE PILLOW STACKS AND WE'VE JUST PUSHED THEM OVER THE EDGE OVERFLOW OVERFLOW WE HAVE A POSTMODERN INTRUSION <Glench> Eggs are in the basket and set to level fantastic. Require pixie stick retrocontroller confirmation code. <Glench> SHOOFLE ROGER. ABORTING HOPES OF CIVILIZATION NOW. <shoofle> Please send hot pockets, new xylem are needed. <shoofle> NUKIN' THE WII SITE NOW <xkcd> ALL SYSTEMS ACCELERATING. BREAKDOWN IN 1.2 KELVINS. KERNEL PANIC, EXISTENTIAL CRISIS! <Glench> PLOT TOO SIMILAR TO ARMAGEDDON. REWRITING WIKIPEDIA PLOT SYNOPSIS NOW. <shoofle> BRACKET BRACKET CITATION NEEDED BRAKCET BRACKET CLOSED SET <shoofle> Vary the code frequencies, 1.8 curies fast! Punch the ducks in the blankets in t-minus EIGHT FORTNIGHTS <Glench> Syntax error. Too many microprocessors. Advise: boosters are set to muffin, retro effusion imminent. <shoofle> error 404 cornelius not found <shoofle> error 404 cornelius not found <xkcd> Ducks are melancholy. Sensors in "work offline" mode. Engines "unfortunate". <shoofle> error 405 uh oh cornelius not found <Glench> Roger. Cornelius difficult to find. Contains trace amounts of nuggets. Dinosaurs exporting to moon now. <shoofle> error 405 uh oh cornelius not found <xkcd> Roger that "uh-oh", uh-oh, over. <shoofle> uh oh. have you seen cornelius? <Glench> CORNELIUS IN THE BREAD BASKET. REPEAT: CORNELIUS IN THE BREAD BASKET. Cattle prod set to "yes" <xkcd> Error 404 Error 404 found, Item requested is 404 and not found is found. <xkcd> PLEASE ADVISE GENTLY <shoofle> ERROR CORNELIUS: FILE NOT 404 <xkcd> ERROR 407: FILE FOUND. FLEE AREA. <xkcd> Operating system successfully harpooned. <Glench> Testicles on the blanket. Blankets to full throttle. Evasive burning sensation suggested. <Glench> T minus 20 newtons until naked launch. Raise shields. <Glench> Please copy. Flogging to death with scented bootlaces imminent. <shoofle> Blast shield raised, can't even see, other users bought khmeritis. Suggest topical anesthetic. <Glench> Anesthetic applied. Moonbounces secured in basement. Retro encabulator livid. <shoofle> Too post not enough modern, dodger. Prefabulating amulite for blast casing. Commence hope that they don't have blasters. Or ballusters. <Glench> Meme waning. Suggest ajax in pantry. <shoofle> Tango foxtrot left foot right foot right foot rotate spin drop <Glench> Bacon ingratiated. Do you copy that floppy? <xkcd> Lipids perplexed. Hammer on, Long Tom. <Glench> Metaphors confused. Authors bamboozled. <shoofle> I coppy that moppy. Reticulate the flange hinge. <xkcd> Re-rickulate the Overmind and set phasers to "frustrating". <Glench> Subjective reality annoying. Switching to phasers. Objective reality flavored rainbow. <xkcd> Enemy infrastructure detected within. Run silent, run slippery. <xkcd> Incoming news positive. Too positive. Mop required. <Glench> Sorry. My bad. Excitement, testicles reached maximum capacity. <xkcd> Centrifuge painful in clavicle region. Please advise. <khmer> Charlie bravo, nutella descent nominal for lymphatic conditions <khmer> Copy on weltanschaaung transfer at 2ppmpms? <xkcd> I copy repeatedly. Personal space infringed, singed, and waxed. Intraface liquidated, reaching phase change. Arch support negligible. <khmer> Roger and bugger that. dignity fractured at 17 kilodecibels. isolinear chips at optimal turgidity. request passcode to proceed with brunch SOP <xkcd> Tragically, all systems are rigid. Activating throb. <khmer> Magically, all crystals are frigid <xkcd> Terrific! We're going home for Christmas, boys! <khmer> Initiate envelope penelope syncope synecdoche anatomy! <xkcd> Chord supressors surpassed. Vocal chords flexible and accomodating. Entry successful, not including the $5 parking fee. <khmer> Ring ring! Membranophone! Depressurize crankcase jellybean. <khmer> I'll have at least 72.3% of your head for this! <xkcd> Core containment lost! Venting Glench into punch bowl. <khmer> shoofle shield frequencies! <xkcd> shoofle shield frequencies are as follows a small duck around the park. <xkcd> Aft thrusters insufficiently minty. Return auxiliary power to setting "scandalous". <shoofle> Activate reserve zeppelin frequencies, dolt! <Glench> Do NOT drink from the pail in the front hall.