Breakdown in 1.2 Kelvins

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<Glench> Please sort the burlap alphabetically and when you're done with that I have some dust I need you to clean out of my rocket mansion
<shoofle> Roger roger, ducks are in the haybarn. Are the shirts wet? Clover.
<Glench> The shirts are in the pond, wearing the headphones. Coffee?
<shoofle> Neggo my eggo, didn't they get a bogey? Milkshake.
<xkcd> Glench has been compromised. Pass the ducklings through the snorkel -- repeat, ducklings through the snorkel!
<Glench> xkcd is transmitting on an inselure connection. Jig is advised. Fiddle.
<shoofle> Roger that - snorkel's in the bag. Cthulhu's in the hayloft.
<shoofle> Stodger, what's your compilation time? Viola's out of tune. Please rock out.
<xkcd> Reacquire the Roomba and bifurcate the katydids. All systems lubricated, green lights on the sinusoidal alarm.
<Glench> Bacon returns positive. Charge negative. Requestion .conf irmation.
<shoofle> Boot sector is alfalfa. Glomp the maple syrup! fast!
<xkcd> Necking suppression systems failing. Advise waterproof blanket and rocket boots. Set throttle to "cryptic"!
<Glench> Katydids bifuracted, roosters buried in the hatchet. Jet skis are unintegrable. Please advise.
<Glench> I cobble. Lassy requires fermententation. colly?
<xkcd> Fly the wet bird! Decode the jet skis and re-ferret the intake systems with a small ermione.
<Glench> Birds moist. Jet ski does not come with decoder ring. Intake system require beaverhives.
<shoofle> Coelocanth compromised, fondle the loveliest cross-spar. Otters are floating, respond?
<xkcd> Ratchet up tension on the dove until status "squishy". Re-honk the badonkadonk until sufficiently moist!
<Glench> Countrecoup received, cross section fondled. Please buttload the coordinates to sector hotdog omega.
<xkcd> The pressure's too high! Inhale the retrograde sandwich!
<Glench> Dove squishy: Badonkadonk moistened. Norbert has left his toast. Toast in danger of deliciousness.
<shoofle> Update your IP! Preheat the ovenbird to 300 radians! Overload the functions of love! Destroy the harp seal!
<Glench> Negative. Toast sandwich does not contain sufficient mammoth. Jetpacks imminent.
<xkcd> Negatory, honcho! Slipper limpet suffering multiple fractures!
<Glench> Functions of love not derivafiable, integrable. Burners engaged. Choking smoke engaged.
<xkcd> But the maximum eel extension is 300 gallons, and the jell-o tower is wobbling a solid 90 arc-seconds above!
<Glench> Limpet does not grok. Meerkat is in oven. Over.
<xkcd> Remove meerkat from oven promptly! Rachel Ray reaching terminal rotational velocity! Dampen the muff-pads and soak the turbine!
<Glench> Rachel Ray vented to vacuum. Shoofle containment impossible. Ladyation imminent.
<xkcd> Reticulate core and go to mode "Sinatra". Prepare to squirm.
<Glench> Squirming initiated. Awkward dinner party upgraded to status "whose mom is that."
<xkcd> Advise question remain unanswered. Politics complicated, situation becoming "lush".
<Glench> Groundlings continue to mate unheeded. Aslan interference expected.
<shoofle> Zeus cannon readied and rsynced. Prepare the update timer, pulse the 555! Tell the tortoise to say hi to achilles for me and reset the gravity to approx. 800 plz
<xkcd> Eggs primed and ready, pixie sticks upended into mouth. Spatial vibration commencing. Red rover, red rover, please do not send shoofle. Over.
<Glench> Roger. Gravity boosted to one dimension. Acceleration is noginative. Prepare lichen for entry.
<shoofle> ABORT ABORT GLENCHING OUT IS OUT OF THE E-CAN THE SYSTEMS ARE DOWN THE SYSTEMS ARE DOWN AND WE'VE GOT FATAL CONTAMINATION OF THE PILLOW STACKS AND WE'VE JUST PUSHED THEM OVER THE EDGE OVERFLOW OVERFLOW WE HAVE A POSTMODERN INTRUSION
<Glench> Eggs are in the basket and set to level fantastic. Require pixie stick retrocontroller confirmation code.
<Glench> SHOOFLE ROGER. ABORTING HOPES OF CIVILIZATION NOW.
<shoofle> Please send hot pockets, new xylem are needed.
<shoofle> NUKIN' THE WII SITE NOW
<xkcd> ALL SYSTEMS ACCELERATING. BREAKDOWN IN 1.2 KELVINS. KERNEL PANIC, EXISTENTIAL CRISIS!
<Glench> PLOT TOO SIMILAR TO ARMAGEDDON. REWRITING WIKIPEDIA PLOT SYNOPSIS NOW.
<shoofle> BRACKET BRACKET CITATION NEEDED[citation needed] BRAKCET BRACKET CLOSED SET
<shoofle> Vary the code frequencies, 1.8 curies fast! Punch the ducks in the blankets in t-minus EIGHT FORTNIGHTS
<Glench> Syntax error. Too many microprocessors. Advise: boosters are set to muffin, retro effusion imminent.
<shoofle> error 404 cornelius not found
<shoofle> error 404 cornelius not found
<xkcd> Ducks are melancholy. Sensors in "work offline" mode. Engines "unfortunate".
<shoofle> error 405 uh oh cornelius not found
<Glench> Roger. Cornelius difficult to find. Contains trace amounts of nuggets. Dinosaurs exporting to moon now.
<shoofle> error 405 uh oh cornelius not found
<xkcd> Roger that "uh-oh", uh-oh, over.
<shoofle> uh oh. have you seen cornelius?
<Glench> CORNELIUS IN THE BREAD BASKET. REPEAT: CORNELIUS IN THE BREAD BASKET. Cattle prod set to "yes"
<xkcd> Error 404 Error 404 found, Item requested is 404 and not found is found.
<xkcd> PLEASE ADVISE GENTLY
<shoofle> ERROR CORNELIUS: FILE NOT 404
<xkcd> ERROR 407: FILE FOUND. FLEE AREA.
<xkcd> Operating system successfully harpooned.
<Glench> Testicles on the blanket. Blankets to full throttle. Evasive burning sensation suggested.
<Glench> T minus 20 newtons until naked launch. Raise shields.
<Glench> Please copy. Flogging to death with scented bootlaces imminent.
<shoofle> Blast shield raised, can't even see, other users bought khmeritis. Suggest topical anesthetic.
<Glench> Anesthetic applied. Moonbounces secured in basement. Retro encabulator livid.
<shoofle> Too post not enough modern, dodger. Prefabulating amulite for blast casing. Commence hope that they don't have blasters. Or ballusters.
<Glench> Meme waning. Suggest ajax in pantry.
<shoofle> Tango foxtrot left foot right foot right foot rotate spin drop
<Glench> Bacon ingratiated. Do you copy that floppy?
<xkcd> Lipids perplexed. Hammer on, Long Tom.
<Glench> Metaphors confused. Authors bamboozled.
<shoofle> I coppy that moppy. Reticulate the flange hinge.
<xkcd> Re-rickulate the Overmind and set phasers to "frustrating".
<Glench> Subjective reality annoying. Switching to phasers. Objective reality flavored rainbow.
<xkcd> Enemy infrastructure detected within. Run silent, run slippery.
<xkcd> Incoming news positive. Too positive. Mop required.
<Glench> Sorry. My bad. Excitement, testicles reached maximum capacity.
<xkcd> Centrifuge painful in clavicle region. Please advise.
<khmer> Charlie bravo, nutella descent nominal for lymphatic conditions
<khmer> Copy on weltanschaaung transfer at 2ppmpms?
<xkcd> I copy repeatedly. Personal space infringed, singed, and waxed. Intraface liquidated, reaching phase change. Arch support negligible.
<khmer> Roger and bugger that. dignity fractured at 17 kilodecibels. isolinear chips at optimal turgidity. request passcode to proceed with brunch SOP
<xkcd> Tragically, all systems are rigid. Activating throb.
<khmer> Magically, all crystals are frigid
<xkcd> Terrific! We're going home for Christmas, boys!
<khmer> Initiate envelope penelope syncope synecdoche anatomy!
<xkcd> Chord supressors surpassed. Vocal chords flexible and accomodating. Entry successful, not including the $5 parking fee.
<khmer> Ring ring! Membranophone! Depressurize crankcase jellybean.
<khmer> I'll have at least 72.3% of your head for this!
<xkcd> Core containment lost! Venting Glench into punch bowl.
<khmer> shoofle shield frequencies!
<xkcd> shoofle shield frequencies are as follows a small duck around the park.
<xkcd> Aft thrusters insufficiently minty. Return auxiliary power to setting "scandalous".
<shoofle> Activate reserve zeppelin frequencies, dolt!
<Glench> Do NOT drink from the pail in the front hall.