Blankfest

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On August 31, 2008, between the times of 5:56pm and 6:11pm EST, #xkcd got slightly crazier than usual. It all started with Masterwabbit trying to make a bad joke, then the community went overboard with it. Here, the results are. The reason why? Well, to tell the truth, Masterwabbit (i.e. me) just needed a bit of practice with his lacking wiki skills (insert insults and general brouhaha towards Masterwabbit here), and couldn't think of anything better to practice with.

[edit] The Details

    Blankfest, or better known as ____fest, is where the entire channel replaces words with blanks, or "____"s to those who need a visual representation. This is usually done to achieve a Freudian or humorous interpretation of the phrase than what it would be without the blanks. It also doubles as a convenient Mad Libs exercise.

[edit] The Blankfest Transcript

  • [5:56pm] Royall: My name doesn't come up on Google, don't bother
  • [5:56pm] ntbnnt joined the chat room.
  • [5:57pm] Masterwabbit: Usually followed by "is a massive ____".
  • [5:58pm] Masterwabbit: ...everyone's looking at my results on Google, aren't they?
  • [5:58pm] irokie: where ______ == ly great guy, amirite?
  • [5:58pm] snark: I was thinking _____ = planetoid just discovered outside Uranus
  • [5:58pm] Royall: Where guy == ____
  • [5:58pm] Masterwabbit: irokie: maybe in some foreign language, it would be.
  • [5:58pm] Xenos: I'm in favor of ___
  • [5:59pm] Masterwabbit: George Bush is a ___
  • [5:59pm] Royall: ____ ____
  • [5:59pm] Masterwabbit: Try filling that one in without cursing!
  • [5:59pm] Xenos: I ____ your ___ ____ _________!
  • [5:59pm] pHuzion: when the hell did this turn into a goddamn mad libs?!
  • [6:00pm] Selig: who cares
  • [6:00pm] Royall: _______ YOU
  • [6:00pm] Selig: lets do them
  • [6:00pm] Masterwabbit: And stuck my ____ and ____ _____ ____ ____ fire hydrant ____ _ _____ ___ episcopalian ___ _ ____ _ ____ Toothpaste!
  • [6:00pm] coreycubed: loved your garden bush daily
  • [6:00pm] pHuzion: you're on
  • [6:00pm] coreycubed: lol!!!
  • [6:00pm] uberushaximus joined the chat room.
  • [6:00pm] Masterwabbit: Ah, Family guy.
  • [6:00pm] Xenos: Masterwabbit: "God" He clearly is the second coming of Jesus
  • [6:00pm] Younix: family cunt
  • [6:01pm] Xenos: At least to certain elements on the religious right
  • [6:01pm] Masterwabbit: Xenos: Do you feel the intense rage that I'm staring into my computer at you for?
  • [6:01pm] snark: president, drink, milkshake,
  • [6:01pm] Royall: _____, ___ , and ______________________
  • [6:01pm] Royall: And _____________________________________________________________
  • [6:02pm] snark: what the _____ is going on here...
  • [6:02pm] Royall: (dimethylcyclopropanecarboxylic acid)
  • [6:02pm] Xenos: Masterwabbit: Noo... I'm not really into that psychic stuff
  • [6:02pm] Masterwabbit: Xenos: Well...I tried.
  • [6:02pm] Xenos: I can pretend I feel it if you like?
  • [6:02pm] Masterwabbit: Time for plan B.
  • [6:02pm] • Masterwabbit _____s Xenos's face with a _____
  • [6:02pm] • Royall ____s
  • [6:02pm] Masterwabbit: .....Uh-oh. That was _____ of me.
  • [6:03pm] Selig: nice
  • [6:03pm] tensh joined the chat room.
  • [6:03pm] • Royall 's _____ _____s all over Masterwabbit's ____
  • [6:03pm] Masterwabbit changed the topic to "Everyone, It's ___ Time here in #____! | he means http://moourl.com/lz6ho | http://www.moourl.com/woot/?moo=lz6ho | All done! | XKCDB is going down for server maintenance, shouldn't be more than 5m. | <@Stereo> like she'll lunge for the cock, and then pull away at the last second | Can I call her an attent".
  • [6:03pm] Xenos: Masterwabbit adores Xenos's face with a sponge? Ew
  • [6:03pm] Chton: wooo! ____ time!
  • [6:04pm] Masterwabbit: ___ TIME!
  • [6:04pm] • Chton takes out the ________
  • [6:04pm] Masterwabbit: Can't ___ This!
  • [6:04pm] Royall: ____ __ __ _____ ________ _ ______ __ ______ ___ __ __ ______ __ __
  • [6:04pm] Zotnix: _____ time? Oh, ____.
  • [6:04pm] Royall: bucket, ___
  • [6:04pm] Bucket: I don't know anything about that.
  • [6:04pm] Chton: no ____ sherlock
  • [6:04pm] Masterwabbit: Good _____, what have I started?
  • [6:04pm] snark: shit! Republicans are cylons! http://img171.imageshack.us/my.php?image=1220053980983qk3.jpg
  • [6:04pm] Royall: bucket, ___ is ___ right back at cha
  • [6:04pm] Bucket: Ok, Royall
  • [6:04pm] snark: <reply>...
  • [6:04pm] Bucket: doesn't work
  • [6:04pm] coreycubed: Hey, we can't say _____. they didn't just steal the _____, they stole the word, "_____" too!
  • [6:04pm] Royall: bucket, ____ is <reply>WHAT
  • [6:04pm] Bucket: Ok, Royall
  • [6:05pm] Royall: bucket, _____ is <reply>Aw....
  • [6:05pm] Bucket: Ok, Royall
  • [6:05pm] Masterwabbit: coreycubed: Here's your ____ pictures. ___ them already.
  • [6:05pm] Royall: bucket, ______ is <reply>STOP
  • [6:05pm] Bucket: Ok, Royall
  • [6:05pm] • Xenos plots the next conspiracy theory. Bush _____ while McCain, _______, and ______ broke ____ ________ hydrochloric acid _____ ______ space agency _________ _______ tower
  • [6:05pm] hooloo joined the chat room.
  • [6:05pm] • Royall _____ fully with ______
  • [6:05pm] Younix: fsgfvdvcczdfcdcfxdcdfxssdxcxdzccfxxcdzxcdcxvcvbcvbcvbvcbcvbcvbvcbcvbvcbcvbvcbcbcbvbvcbvcbcbcvbcvbcvbcvbcvbcvb
  • [6:06pm] Younix: oops
  • [6:06pm] Masterwabbit: Younix: What the ____ ?
  • [6:06pm] pHuzion: honest mistake
  • [6:06pm] hooloo: What the ___ is going on in ____
  • [6:06pm] • Royall _____s his ______ inside of ______ Benedril
  • [6:06pm] Zotnix: hooloo: ______.
  • [6:06pm] Younix: st_u
  • [6:06pm] Royall: M_T_!
  • [6:06pm] Masterwabbit: O_O
  • [6:06pm] Younix: ST_U!
  • [6:06pm] Royall: Masterwabbit+++
  • [6:06pm] Younix: bbbl
  • [6:06pm] Masterwabbit: ...Huh, that's weird.
  • [6:06pm] hooloo: I seem to have ____ my ____ in _____ ______
  • [6:06pm] Younix: $cocks++;
  • [6:06pm] Royall: NO_
  • [6:06pm] Masterwabbit:^_^
  • [6:07pm] Royall: hooloo: Then ______ trig ______ __ ____ semper fi
  • [6:07pm] Masterwabbit: Dang it, why do those _____s come up?
  • [6:07pm] hooloo: _____! It's ___ like ___ Libs
  • [6:07pm] fartingfool left the chat room. (Ping timeout)
  • [6:07pm] Royall: ____ ____s?
  • [6:07pm] thethirdmoose joined the chat room.
  • [6:07pm] Royall: hooloo: Well ____
  • [6:07pm] hooloo: ____, I ____ to put ____ ____
  • [6:07pm] pHuzion left the chat room. (Quit: )
  • [6:07pm] Royall: ____ turket
  • [6:07pm] Masterwabbit: __s to the side of the ___, shaking his ____ knowing that he himself started this ____.
  • [6:07pm] Royall: _urkey*
  • [6:07pm] Masterwabbit: This is ____!!!
  • [6:08pm] Royall: NO, THIS __ ____________________________________________
  • [6:08pm] Dobblesworth left the chat room. (Connection reset by peer)
  • [6:08pm] Royall: /thre__
  • [6:08pm] • Masterwabbit rolls 1d__
  • [6:08pm] Masterwabbit: Huh
  • [6:08pm] hooloo: ___ great thing is ____ _____ work ____ ________
  • [6:08pm] Masterwabbit: It's ___. Kinda small number.
  • [6:09pm] Royall: hooloo: What?
  • [6:09pm] Masterwabbit: Okay, shall we ___ with the ___ thing?
  • [6:09pm] Royall: __
  • [6:09pm] thethirdmoose: I think I came at a bad time?
  • [6:09pm] Royall: thethirdmoose: No, __ ____
  • [6:09pm] thethirdmoose: Damn, that sounds wrong
  • [6:09pm] Royall: Ba__ha
  • [6:09pm] Masterwabbit: the____moose: No, you didn't! We're all just ____ing around here.
  • [6:09pm] thethirdmoose: Are we ____ censoring ______ words?
  • [6:09pm] SeveredCross: What the fuck is going on here?
  • [6:10pm] thethirdmoose: ____ random word ___ deleted?
  • [6:10pm] mutable_malachi: SeveredCross: my sentiments exactly.
  • [6:10pm] Masterwabbit: SeveredCross: I think I started this massive ___-fest.
  • [6:10pm] creature made this room moderated for normal users.
  • [6:10pm] Masterwabbit: Uh-oh. The warning hammer falleth.
  • [6:10pm] creature set a ban on *!*Royall@*.nycmny.fios.verizon.net.
  • [6:10pm] creature set a ban on *!*david@*.dsl.snfc21.sbcglobal.net.
  • [6:10pm] Royall was kicked from the chat room by creature. (I suggest the rest of you knock this off too. )
  • [6:10pm] hooloo was kicked from the chat room by creature. (I suggest the rest of you knock this off too. )
  • [6:10pm] creature made this room no longer moderated for normal users.
  • [6:11pm] thethirdmoose: BANHAMMA!
  • [6:11pm] creature: This channel is like a perpetual motion machine demonstrating the tragedy of the commons.