Billygoat

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Billygoat is an anti-spam bot. He is easily offended. So no spam, unless it's the tasty variety, and it's best not to poke him either.

Note: The times here are best guesses, and are wrong.

Sub-note: Apparently, saying the following results in a temporary kick/ban. "If a blogger farts, does it pollute?" Note to AI researchers, intransigent behavior is a definitive sign of intelligence.

[edit] Two minute ban

  • Poking billygoat
  • Prodding billygoat
  • Saying "candlejack"
  • Saying "you just lost the game"
  • Peeing in bucket

[edit] Five minute ban

  • Attempting to lure another into poking the goat by obvious means.
  • More than seventy characters of capitals on a line.

[edit] Permaban

  • "NIGGERS", all caps
  • "feces" on its own line
  • "jews" three times anywhere on the same line
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