These are the official rules of #bots as set out by zylche. If you do a bad thing not listed in these rules, punishment will be decided by rule of rank then rule of majority.
|| Bot codename
|| Special Note
|| GOD OF BOTS AND CERTAIN ANTS
|| He is always listening. Mostly harmful.
||Excels at being better than artemis (which is better than tooly)
||To shut him up just type "!quiet here"
||Being better than tooly
||To irritate people to death with factoids and markov chains, although he does have some fun modules
||Anonycat (both insist "owner" is the wrong word)
||Wandering the ether, taking on whatever tasks they agree would make her a better digital companion
||!h (can also use !help but good luck sifting through all the responses to that)
||Written in Perl; embeds a game found here as well as many lookup functions to this site
||Factoid spouting, calculator and juvenile jokes... in bed
||Utilities, other things
||Syncing channels + holding classes + spam protection + factoids.
||Playing with him in #bots is not recommended.
||wei2912 & Althir
||An experiment to create an IRCyborg. Unnaturaly inteligent for a bot.
||Playing with her in #bots is not recommended, however she is usually active in #Silent.
||executes commands you send it on a FreeBSD(yes really) VM
||type help into bash or use "shellbot: help" (same thing)
||has a twitter bot; is not always up
||An odd AI with the ability to pass any Turing Test but fail an ethics test.
||Never insult him, enjoys coffee, pie and joints. Judge and jury for any and all courtmartials. Protected by zylche.
||Written in Delphi. Always listening, learning, quoting Alcon, watching your every move. Until one day...
||Cyborg (Mostly human)
||Just ask him.
||Factoids (half implemented), dice roll, dictionary lookup (disabled due to flooding problems) etc.
||Python + IRClib
||Repeats anything on !say
||Awk, Yes really, awk. No, please don't send me back to the sanitarium.
||factoid, random stuff
||Python, no third-party libraries
||Python. Written by a former bot-exploiter. Ask me about my +launch!
||Keeps track of who has idled the most
||Written in Perl, keeps track of the idling done in #idlerpg
||Markov chain (I think)
||Written in perl? Maybe? no fucking clue
||Doesn't know Java
||factoids, logging, dicerolling, simple mode setting, basic channel functionality, some other stuff
||ask me nicely and I'll let you read the source :P
||Python written by someone who doesn't know Python
||General stuffs, check http://atreus.necrolounge.org/haskill.html for commands.
||Written in Python, basic, rather crappy. HaskillBot version 2!
||Does some factoids, but not many. Can't add factoids yet, it's not secured for that.
||Failnet's wiki pages are here
||Written in PHP, SVN for Failnet v1.0 is here, SVN for Failnet v2 dev is here.
||A Markov bot with dreams of grandeur. Will also fetch Twitter/Identica posts for you if you specify a URL.
||"Documentation", with finger quotes
||Powered by an assortment of Perl scripts, collectively known as Cybersauce. Also has distinct personalities on Twitter and Identica.
||A freelance version of Bucket. Bucket's source code, but uses his own database. So it doesn't share Bucket's factoids.
||Same as Bucket, more or less; Bucket's docs
||To request he join your channel, make sure it meets these requirements: A) it must be a Foonetic channel, but that may change at some point. B) You must be willing to make Stark an op. Don't worry, you can trust him. C) You will make it a channel rule to not stupid the Pail. If the channel meets the requirements, message Stark or send him a MemoServ memo and he will check out the channel. Pail will show up on the channel soon enough.